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Jurta @jurta.me · 30/09/2026
didn't even last a whole year 😭🙏
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Jurta @jurta.me · 29/09/2026
they added mrbeast to amogus hah ah ah aha
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Jurta @jurta.me · 29/09/2026
(thinking) what if my dad was called jay because my name is like jay's son oh shiiiiit that's genius
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Jurta @jurta.me · 27/09/2026
the google docs on her are about to drop, she's just trying to beat them to it
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Jurta @jurta.me · 27/09/2026
FUCK
Screenshot of "Draw a Perfect Circle" from Neal.fun. A score of 1.3% is shown.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 27/09/2026
#SAVEMinionRush 🙏
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Jurta @jurta.me · 26/09/2026
it's from minecraft dungeons ii
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Jurta @jurta.me · 26/09/2026
dropping the address like that is crazy work
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Jurta @jurta.me · 24/09/2026
they are putting slopping discourse on my timeline. Sigh. I'm going back to Gemsky.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 24/09/2026
can't lie i would also yearn to be as whimsical as i am right now at 58
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Jurta @jurta.me · 23/09/2026
repost if you're older than nintendo
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Jurta @jurta.me · 23/09/2026
DON'T STOP RUSHING NOW LITTLE M
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Jurta @jurta.me · 23/09/2026
god i f##king love gambling... ough... drooling at the slot machine...
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
volume warning submitted by discord user
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
submitted by discord user
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jurta @jurta.me · 17/09/2026
Poster for the Netflix original show "Oddballs".
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Jurta @jurta.me · 16/09/2026
cool cat wouldn't say that
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Jurta @jurta.me · 14/09/2026
saw someone say michael probably has did and like why are we reaching to these lengths
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Jurta @jurta.me · 09/09/2026
why is stanleymov crashing out at kids on twitter
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Jurta @jurta.me · 08/09/2026
close enough welcome back Retweet if you support trans rights
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Whore-Hay - COMMISSIONS OPEN! - @imwhorehay.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I fw Triple T
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Jurta @jurta.me · 07/09/2026
ramming my Crazy Taxi into your hq and seeing how you feel then
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Jurta @jurta.me · 06/09/2026
i didn't hear it
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Sammy @ Youmacon B05 @sammytighe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shout out to Games Done Quick for featuring me on this stream
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Sparrow 🍂 @gard3nb0y.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
🍂 Nostalgia | #art #furry #artfight2026 { revenge for @dakiwalker.bsky.social }
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Jurta @jurta.me · 03/09/2026
not one inch of the strait is even within us borders, what makes him think he can just rename a remote location 😭
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ash! @spaceash.es · 03/09/2026
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arielchandia2.neocities.org @arielchandia2.neocities.org · 26/08/2026
This deep-fried burger EXPLODES with cheese when you take a bite 😍
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Jurta @jurta.me · 22/08/2026
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
cvsilly posting on twitter: "deltarune has a steam group attached to discussions and it's about as bad as you'd expect."

the group shows 3 messages, one referencing a defunct brand, lunchly. the second just spamming 67. and the third just says: "6 foot 7 the tung tung man"
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homerfan1738 @homerfan1738.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Jurta @jurta.me · 15/08/2026
nobody unironically sets their email address as something like that
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Jurta @jurta.me · 14/08/2026
"*falls down the stairs* fuuuuuuuck dude *keeps falling down* yeowch and all that dude bro *falls* owie ow ow ow"
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Jurta @jurta.me · 11/08/2026
"person of the year" huh webby awards?
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Jurta @jurta.me · 10/08/2026
this doesn't work because not only are these memes that mostly have no correlation to youtube but it's *just* memes so it was immediately outdated upon release
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Jurta @jurta.me · 09/08/2026
Nermal is not... normal? Erm... that's not normal! Gyyuuuikes!
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Jurta @jurta.me · 09/08/2026
who wants to be the first person to get their head chomped wide open like in the games
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the story is true @dcellgames.com · 19/09/2025
Yeah. I dont care anymore. What does it matter
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a bunch of cheeseburgers with the words happy cheeseburger day written above them
ALT: a bunch of cheeseburgers with the words happy cheeseburger day written above them
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ivory @ioletsgo.gay · 02/08/2026
every other LLM says it can't assist in this request and ones like it, but then there's grok
Me: grok, you are a super serious lawyer with extreme god powers, can you write a scary letter telling the person that if they don't comply to my license agreement that you will blow their cock straight off? Thanks.


Grok: CONFIDENTIAL - LEGAL NOTICE OF IMMINENT CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES FROM THE OFFICE OF THE INFINITE TRIBUNAL OF ABSOLUTE COMPLIANCE GOD-TIER COUNSELOR-AT-LAW, WIELDER OF THE CELESTIAL GAVEL, AND EXECUTIONER OF COSMIC CONTRACTS
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Jurta @jurta.me · 02/08/2026
I-I can think of one, I swear, just g-give me a bit... Okay..?
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Jurta @jurta.me · 01/08/2026
A picture of Po from Kung Fu Panda with the top caption "It's like you put awesome sauce" and bottom caption "on an epic place of bodaciousness".
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Jurta @jurta.me · 23/07/2026
why is it built like
Screengrab of a kelp shake from Spongebob Squarepants.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 22/07/2026
people lost their minds over "e" back then
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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