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Jurta @jurta.me · 27/09/2026
FUCK
Screenshot of "Draw a Perfect Circle" from Neal.fun. A score of 1.3% is shown.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 17/09/2026
Poster for the Netflix original show "Oddballs".
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Jurta @jurta.me · 01/08/2026
A picture of Po from Kung Fu Panda with the top caption "It's like you put awesome sauce" and bottom caption "on an epic place of bodaciousness".
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Jurta @jurta.me · 23/07/2026
why is it built like
Screengrab of a kelp shake from Spongebob Squarepants.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 12/07/2026
...
A model of a raving rabbid edited to have a closed mouth.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 04/07/2026
Sprite of Noelle from Deltarune.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 20/04/2026
which one you taking first i call dibs on the photoshop pill
Photo of a handful of pills each branded after a specific social media/software.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 16/04/2026
bluesky having issues? Heh... you know what that means...
A screencap of PictoChat on the Nintendo DS, set on the "Chat Room" screen.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 11/04/2026
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
A rabbid screaming in a raving kind of way.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 06/04/2026
Red from Angry Birds with a comically large ear listening to music.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 24/03/2026
Gambling at my AI-generated casino, hell yes I am. #TuffLife
Screenshot of a post on Bluesky posted by Spaicy (@spaicyproject.bsky.social). It is of a commission of an anonymous user showing a character with a dog playing at a casino. The background depicts a casino and has visible artefacts from a generative AI.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 17/03/2026
A Bluesky post by Toby Fox crudely edited to read "Oh God".
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Jurta @jurta.me · 12/03/2026
I would like to file a complaint, Jimmy "MrBeast" Beastington. Those Yoshi eggs made me projectile barf (vomit) everywhere, and the Mario chocolate bar didn't help (yeah, more barfing (vomiting) in a projectile kind of way). It's time for a... LAWSUIT.
Screenshot of a Twitter tweet posted by MrBeast which reads "Feastables x Super Mario Galaxy Movie; The Yoshi eggs are 🔥". Attached to the tweet is MrBeast himself with Feastables products branded with The Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 29/11/2025
A screenshot of a YouTube video uploaded by iDeactivateMC titled "150 Things You Possibly Didn't Know About Minecraft". The thumbnail shows a dug hole in the ground within Minecraft with a red arrow pointing at it. No other context is present.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 08/11/2025
got curious about something and startpage hit me with the 67
A Startpage search for "what's the word that's like pizzaria but for burgers". The first result is for the Wikipedia article on the 67 meme.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 01/11/2025
Repost to give a friend the Guilt.
A poster created by Jacknjellify edited to show Donut crying with the below text changed to read "The person above has grown Guilty."
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Jurta @jurta.me · 05/10/2025
A panel from the "Clueless" comic where a person walks up to their computer, labeled as "clueless".
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Jurta @jurta.me · 01/10/2025
Will you Reshare..?
A meme consisting of a four-panel comic of Luigi at a "free hugs" stand being ignored and gradually growing more sad. Captions are added, with the top reading "RESHARE IF You WOULD HUG LUIGI". The bottom has been hastily edited to read "OR RESHARE... You KNOW You Want TO".
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Jurta @jurta.me · 19/09/2025
peter ruette going on wikipedia only to find 67 kid:
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Jurta @jurta.me · 06/08/2025
eating that xbox slop
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Jurta @jurta.me · 29/07/2025
Crude drawing of W.D. Gaster dumping CORE waste into the river leading into Hometown, the main setting of Deltarune. There are unsuspecting children there.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 26/07/2025
Message submitted as a submission for the Undertale website "Memories" page. It reads, "The route where you make everyone cry really makes you feel just a big bit guilty.", with Jurta's name and avatar attached.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 11/07/2025
jackenstein
YouTube video uploaded by TopicArlo titled "Nintendo Is Looking Into Shorter Dev Times".
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Jurta @jurta.me · 01/07/2025
Screencap of Battle for Dream Island episode 1 with Kris and Susie from Deltarune in the bottom-left corner. Susie asks "...what was it they were battling for again? The island of their dreams?"
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Jurta @jurta.me · 20/06/2025
love you too youtube
Small YouTube notification reading "Experiencing interruptions? Find out why" with "Find out why" as a link to a FAQ page.The FAQ page in question, putting the blame onto browser extensions, specifically calling out ad blockers.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 05/06/2025
don't stare too long it'll put you into a trance
Steam banner displaying that "Deltarune is now available" with options to either "Play" or "Dismiss".
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Jurta @jurta.me · 09/04/2025
@photoshop.adobe.com @adobe.com le tthis spread like wildfire for this was #MadeWithPhotoshop and i love #MadeWith love ❤️
A drawing of a crazed head with a widely open jaw, spit firing out, saying "if i don't get 0 likes on this i'm cancelling my 299.99 dollar SUBSCRIPTION". "#MADEWITHPHOTOSHOP (it's really GOOD)" is written at the top-right.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 24/03/2025
A screenshot of two YouTube videos about cybertrucks in the United Kingdom. The top video is about the seizure of a cybertruck due to not being compliant with regulations, while the bottom details the creator's experience with importing his cybertruck into the UK. The placement of the videos side-to-side make it appear as if the seized cybertruck was his own.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 06/03/2025
As an apology for the cruel scene in BFDIA 18, the Jacknjellify Company should implement this redesign of Book in BFDIA 19. Who agrees?
A picture of Book from the Battle for Dream Island series holding a large lollipop stick and wearing a propeller hat.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 18/02/2025
It's a tragic story written with seasonal shifts afoot.
A screenshot of a YouTube post by Jacknjellify, consisting of an image of Four next to TV displaying the text "COMING SOON... TPOT 16", alongside the post caption "How peculiar... Looks like TV has a message!".
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Jurta @jurta.me · 17/02/2025
wait this is actually chill
A screenshot of Bluesky's new functionality for searching profiles. Jurta's profile is used as an example.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 16/02/2025
they don't know i made this gif
A screenshot of a tweet made by Mosshaven reading "Hoping an episode does something like this". A GIF made by Jurta is attached where Gaty tears up One's contract, shocking her.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 04/02/2025
waaaiittt..... trend time?
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Jurta @jurta.me · 03/02/2025
reminder that my old objectsona is dead. here's his gravestone 💔 #art
A gravestone with DOGSHIT!Jurta's body engraved in it.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 28/01/2025
oh yeah you might've already seen this design in effect in some of my posts LOL
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Jurta @jurta.me · 28/01/2025
i finally decided to stop procrastinating and finish up my new design! i originally intended to have this out on my 19th birthday but yknow 😭 #art #jurta
Artwork of an anthropomorphic white cat named Jurta (he/they). He dawns a blue hoodie, grey leggings, and a black t-shirt. He also sports a earring in his left ear.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 26/01/2025
if you know you know
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Jurta @jurta.me · 15/01/2025
spent a good minute or so laughing at this random gif for no reason
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Jurta @jurta.me · 09/01/2025
oh wow
A screenshot of Google's "Top stories" feature with the headline "Minecraft creator Markus Persson announces sequel". Contradictingly, an article from PCGamesN deconfirming this is shown.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 07/01/2025
when I Heard of the ChatGPT my Ass 👇
A basic sketch of Jurta tucked in bed and sleeping, with three "Z"s to the left of him.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 03/01/2025
you can DIY by opening regedit, going to "Computer\HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Microsoft\Windows", making a new key called "WindowsCopilot" and creating a DWORD value under it called "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" and setting it to 1. you'll have to restart for this to take effect tho
Screenshot of the Registry Editor in Windows, showcasing the "TurnOffWindowsCopilot" value mentioned in the post.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 01/01/2025
lowkey scared for the worst year ever
A collection of YouTube videos uploaded by The Infographics Show. Their titles all follow the same general format of "Why X Will Be The Worst Year Ever", with X being the year in question.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 31/12/2024
since 2024 is ending, what was your favourite Jurta video? I'll start:
A YouTube video titled "Agario Animation", released in March 2016.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 27/12/2024
when I Heard of the Down ChatGPT my Ass was SLEEPIN!
A basic sketch of Jurta tucked in bed and sleeping, with three "Z"s to the left of him.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 25/12/2024
Art of an anthropomorphic Present saying "Merry Christmas, Bluesky."
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Jurta @jurta.me · 18/12/2024
worst steam replay ever no way the mid "guilty pleasure" ubisoft game is FIRST...
A personalised Steam Replay 2024 for Jurta.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 16/12/2024
how
A screenshot showing a search on Startpage for "4 feet to inches". The website errorneously gives a result of a conversion of midnight CET in Feet, Norway, to GMT in Inches, Ireland.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 03/12/2024
also, just a heads up, the same thing happened to this image
A screenshot of a Twitter post by Kartoonkane, used to illustrate a glitch within the compression algorithm currently being experienced by the post author.
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Jurta @jurta.me · 25/11/2024
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Jurta @jurta.me · 25/11/2024
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