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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖

@jurassicliz.com
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DC. Nerd. Human Trash Panda. Marketing & Content Designer. #ActuallyAutistic #ADHD

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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 18/07/2025
I just don’t think my husband is properly appreciating my genius in my bird camera names 😂😂
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 10/07/2025
My college cancelled the program I applied to start in the fall after lying to us last week saying the acceptance decisions would just be delayed. I am so angry and I don't even know where to start complaining.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 27/06/2025
HEY SO I MADE A THING YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 18/05/2025
Me: “I wonder what double rainbow guy is up to now…” RUINED MY WHOLE DAY
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 18/05/2025
The double rainbow in question btw WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 21/04/2025
Handy guide for #PopeWatch
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 21/04/2025
I can’t believe this is actually how I found out the news when I woke up. What an unserious timeline we are in.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 11/04/2025
squirrel
A list generated by my BirdFy feeder camera app, dated April 11, 2025, titled '6 Bird Species Visited!' 

It lists each with a video screen cap: 
Northern Mockingbird
House Sparrow
House Finch
Mourning Dove
Dark-eyed Junco

Then the last one is clearly some kind of pudgy bird it has labeled as “squirrel”
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 08/04/2025
Made a 98 on my chemistry test. I’m going to be so insufferable about this.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 07/04/2025
This is the worst headline I’ve ever seen.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 17/03/2025
Hey so I might actually be smart guys! One week of studying. 96 overall score. 🙌🏻 (Ignore English. I really had to pee. 😂) #teasexam #atiteas
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 14/03/2025
Uncle Harry’s! It literally tastes so terrible but I’ve never had my gums not bleed and that only took ONE day. I was very skeptical even after reading a ton of reviews, but like all my teeth sensitivity is gone too. I just ordered their full remineralizing line.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 14/02/2025
If anyone ever said anything like this to me I would simply walk straight into the ocean. “I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 14/02/2025
I've been working on this all day for my podcast cover art. What do we think bluesky? And what color for the name?
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 11/02/2025
I have come across the most unhinged job posting for a Data Entry Specialist at Leidos. 24/7 on call availability for $44k? Lmao what?!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 11/02/2025
Who wants to join my PodJam team and help me create a podcast about spooky cave stuff based on this meme for this year’s competition?? Going to need VA/production help for sure but could also use some writing help!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 08/02/2025
GUYS I NEED ALL THE GOOD VIBES AND POSITIVE THOUGHTS I got this message from the VP of my old company and he wants to bring me back! It was my favorite job I’ve ever had and my husband and I have taken a lot of hits from all sides lately so I really need something good to happen for once.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 06/02/2025
Absolutely insane weather forecast for DC the next 10 days.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 05/02/2025
This is just the first two weeks of my chemistry class. I’m not going to make it fam. Going to need societal collapse or revolution or whatever to happen expeditiously (ie before this test on monday)
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 23/01/2025
We were able to trade in our Hyundai and it’s $535 a month payment to lease this shiny new 2024 VW ID.4 S for only $248 a month and the charging is so much cheaper than gas! It’s going to take so much stress off our shoulders!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 23/01/2025
Just listed LMAO If this works I’ll die 😂😂
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 22/01/2025
Here is a sleeping floof to brighten up your day!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 22/01/2025
The world sucks right now but there are still good things happening! My ex husband and his fiancé just had a baby this past weekend and it’s so damn cute! I’m so thrilled for them! And my kiddo is so excited to be a big sister!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 17/01/2025
In September my PCM referred me to a plastic surgeon to discuss breast reduction. Surgeon said to lose 20 lbs and we’d talk again in 6 months. But she said it in a way that sounded like she didn’t believe I could do that. Welp almost 6 months and I’ve lost 30 lbs so far! Finally below 200 again!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 14/01/2025
My husband forgot to turn off autopay on our credit card and he doesn’t get paid until Friday. Wells Fargo gives us until midnight Wednesday to put money in the account. If you can spare anything we’d really appreciate it! And we can pay it back after he is paid if needed. Venmo/C$: JurassicLiz
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 13/01/2025
Allowing messaging on this website was a mistake.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 08/01/2025
FINALLY GOT A VISITOR AT THE HOTEL CROWLIFORNIA AFTER 2 WEEKS WITH NOTHING (These are the things you suddenly start caring about in your 30s btw. I woke up one day after turning 36 and needed to know about all the birds. I previously had no interest in birds other than crows.) THIS BIRD IS TIM!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 07/01/2025
Today we’ve decided snow actually makes a nice bed
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 06/01/2025
Snow days are ruff.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 06/01/2025
Snow floof hates snow it turns out.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 06/01/2025
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 06/01/2025
Winter is coming. Rip. 😩
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 31/12/2024
My Elphaba glasses came right on time! #wicked
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 29/12/2024
Husband got my a bird feeder camera for Christmas and so far it’s only picked up my kid. I gotta get some birds at the Hotel Crowlifornia!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 25/12/2024
Finally done! Merry Christmas!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 23/12/2024
Gotta say didn’t expect this Disney+ ad 😂
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 19/12/2024
I made this prototype for a D&D themed candle I’m thinking of selling on Etsy or something and I’m so proud.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 09/12/2024
I was wondering how my pile of clothes for donation kept getting messed up… Figured it out. Apparently they make a good nest. 🙄
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 08/12/2024
I can’t believe this is a real country.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 07/12/2024
The sky over DC right now is wild…
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 07/12/2024
I bought these usb hand warmers last year and it’s like the best $20 I’ve ever spent.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 06/12/2024
This class may have been the worst college class I’ve ever taken but Lockdown browser can’t defeat me!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 05/12/2024
He backs down and then has his mommy step up
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 05/12/2024
That CEO saw the news and got scared af 😂
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 05/12/2024
Pete Hegseth and his mother.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 01/12/2024
12yo is playing with our pet snake and the dog is SO MAD about it.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 26/11/2024
I bet its so annoying being married to me 😂😂
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 24/11/2024
This is why Trump won
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 20/11/2024
If I have nothing else in life at least I know I’ve raised the funniest children on the planet. How is this the way you choose to reveal important life news to me?! 😂😂
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 20/11/2024
Tiny Glade has been my favorite game of the year. It’s so fun and low stakes.
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