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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖

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DC. Nerd. Human Trash Panda. Marketing & Content Designer. #ActuallyAutistic #ADHD

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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 18/07/2025
I just don’t think my husband is properly appreciating my genius in my bird camera names 😂😂
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David The Voice Actor @davidwamalavo.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Today marks my character debut as Victor Wightwell in episode 3 of the Veins Below Audio Drama! Check out The Veins Below Audio Drama and see what dwell underneath! rss.com/podcasts/the...
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003 - Oh, Something Always Comes Up | Podcast Episode on RSS.com
We have a playdate with new friends, our trio takes up caving, and Cole invents a new interdimensional sport!Thanks for being patient with us during our slight scheduling adjustment! We want to make s...
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 16/07/2025
After a slight delay and some schedule adjustments we are so excited to finally bring you episode 3 of The Veins Below! It's an exciting one yall!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 10/07/2025
My college cancelled the program I applied to start in the fall after lying to us last week saying the acceptance decisions would just be delayed. I am so angry and I don't even know where to start complaining.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 27/06/2025
HEY SO I MADE A THING YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 26/06/2025
TOMORROW
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 05/06/2025
How long until Trump sends ICE to arrest Elon for lying about his student visa and citizenship?
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 02/06/2025
COME AUDITION FOR MY PODCAST AND JOIN THE BEST PODCAST TEAM EVER!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 30/05/2025
My husband just said we could do button quails in the house omg you guys
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 30/05/2025
I’ve received my second middle-age hobby from the universe. The first was bird watching at 36. Now we are looking at buying land and starting a little farm in the country. I grew up in the country. I hate the country? I was meant for the city! Except I need all the little farm animals…
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The Veins Below Podcast @theveinsbelow.com · 24/05/2025
Fred the Bullfrog ❤️ He knows he’s a star! theveinsbelow.com
Alt text: A black-and-white illustration shows a frog sitting on rocky ground, marked with an evidence tag labeled “4” and forensic measurement tools, suggesting a crime scene investigation. The image includes a watermark: “theveinsbelow.com”.
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The Veins Below Podcast @theveinsbelow.com · 24/05/2025
Please listen to the premier of our first episode that aired on this morning on the 2025 PodJam Day 1 stream! And be sure to join us on June 26, 2025 for our public show launch with a special two-episode drop! www.twitch.tv/videos/24670...
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Pod Jam 2025 Day 1 - podcastbookclub on Twitch
podcastbookclub went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Just Chatting VOD now.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 24/05/2025
Join us tomorrow at 8:00am EST for the first stream of my new podcast, The Veins Below, on the 2025 PodJam stream www.twitch.tv/podcastbookc...
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podcastbookclub - Twitch
Online community enjoying audio fiction together. Home of the PBC AuFiCon, held from 31 January to 2 February, 2025.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 18/05/2025
Me: “I wonder what double rainbow guy is up to now…” RUINED MY WHOLE DAY
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 18/05/2025
The double rainbow in question btw WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 18/05/2025
I quoted “Double rainbow all the way across the sky” yesterday and my husband had no idea what I was talking about. He’d never seen the video. I just made him watch it and he did not think it was funny and he thinks I’m insane. 😂
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 30/04/2025
Husband just got a job offer for almost $40k more than he makes now with full benefits for health, dental, and vision as well as student loan payments completely covered by them, adding $10k/year back into our budget. This means I don’t have to job hunt anymore while I’m finishing with this degree!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 29/04/2025
Doing reproductive systems in my anatomy class. Professor gets to external female anatomy and clitoris. The homeschooled evangelical kid says OUT LOUD: “Wait that’s a real thing?!” The class is 95% women and we all turned to look at him at the same time. Like straight out of a sitcom.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 23/04/2025
Ugh. I went to the doctor for some health issues last September. She told me I’d feel better if I lost weight. I was super pissed so I lost weight out of spite so I could go back and go “SEE I DON’T FEEL BETTER!” Well. I lost 35 lbs so far and I actually do feel like 1000% better. I’m furious.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 21/04/2025
Handy guide for #PopeWatch
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 21/04/2025
I can’t believe this is actually how I found out the news when I woke up. What an unserious timeline we are in.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 11/04/2025
squirrel
A list generated by my BirdFy feeder camera app, dated April 11, 2025, titled '6 Bird Species Visited!' 

It lists each with a video screen cap: 
Northern Mockingbird
House Sparrow
House Finch
Mourning Dove
Dark-eyed Junco

Then the last one is clearly some kind of pudgy bird it has labeled as “squirrel”
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 09/04/2025
Can someone explain to me why my oldest child’s deadbeat father who hasn’t seen her since she was 2 and owes $65,000 in back owed child support, has suddenly hired a lawyer to contact me about arranging a visit with her 3 months before she turns 18? Buddy she doesn’t know who the hell you even are!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 08/04/2025
Made a 98 on my chemistry test. I’m going to be so insufferable about this.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 07/04/2025
This is the worst headline I’ve ever seen.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 17/03/2025
Hey so I might actually be smart guys! One week of studying. 96 overall score. 🙌🏻 (Ignore English. I really had to pee. 😂) #teasexam #atiteas
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 14/03/2025
I’m not usually one for woowoo hippy health stuff but… I started using this hippy “remineralizing” toothpaste like 5 days ago and a hole in my tooth is already repairing and a surface cavity I’ve had for years is healing… also my gums have stopped bleeding for the first time in my 37 years of life.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 26/02/2025
I need a movie where everyone thinks they are in a final destination scenario but it’s just a serial killer getting increasingly more frustrated. “Who did you think was responsible?!” “Death?” “You thought the concept of death was responsible?!” It should star Brennan Lee Mulligan.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 25/02/2025
At the grocery store. Dude at the self check out next to me is SO HIGH he cant figure out the machine. He was only buying 2 boxes of zebra cake Swiss rolls. He opens one of the boxes and just starts eating one because he “needs a snack to get right with the lord first”. 10/10 execution. No notes.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 14/02/2025
If anyone ever said anything like this to me I would simply walk straight into the ocean. “I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 14/02/2025
I've been working on this all day for my podcast cover art. What do we think bluesky? And what color for the name?
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 13/02/2025
Podcast creators, how are you planning and organizing everything? I feel like I'm going insane trying to figure it out.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 11/02/2025
I have come across the most unhinged job posting for a Data Entry Specialist at Leidos. 24/7 on call availability for $44k? Lmao what?!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 11/02/2025
If you are interested send me a DM and I can link you to more details about the story I have so far!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 11/02/2025
Who wants to join my PodJam team and help me create a podcast about spooky cave stuff based on this meme for this year’s competition?? Going to need VA/production help for sure but could also use some writing help!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 08/02/2025
I need a new horror podcast guys. The dopamine isn’t dopamining. It needs to have the: -mystery/suspense of TMA/TMagP -depth/story complexity of Old Gods of Appalachia -heartbreak of The Silt Verses -humor/resolutions/release schedule of Woe.BeGone. Perfectly reasonable request I think! 😅💁🏻‍♀️
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 08/02/2025
GUYS I NEED ALL THE GOOD VIBES AND POSITIVE THOUGHTS I got this message from the VP of my old company and he wants to bring me back! It was my favorite job I’ve ever had and my husband and I have taken a lot of hits from all sides lately so I really need something good to happen for once.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 07/02/2025
Day 1 of me submitting screenshots of my 3 approved Borrower Defense cases to my student loan servicer’s document upload portal until they finally update my loan balance. It’s been 2 years for two of them and it still isn’t updated.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 07/02/2025
I am already so sick of living in the Idiocracy timeline. Wish we could have had the Star Trek timeline instead.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 07/02/2025
Dropped my husband off at his office in DC this morning. Saw a guy walking his dog and pushing a stroller with one hand while completely checked out on his phone in the other. He’s crossing the street and the dog pulls back on the leash SO HE LEFT THE BABY STROLLER IN THE STREET TO GET THE DOG
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 06/02/2025
Absolutely insane weather forecast for DC the next 10 days.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 05/02/2025
This is just the first two weeks of my chemistry class. I’m not going to make it fam. Going to need societal collapse or revolution or whatever to happen expeditiously (ie before this test on monday)
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 05/02/2025
What do we all think the odds are of total societal collapse before next week? I really don’t want to take these chemistry and anatomy tests…
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 04/02/2025
The stupidest people on planet earth now suddenly think they are all forensic accountants.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 23/01/2025
It actually is very important that you do things that you take pleasure in, regularly. That is part of how you survive the things that feel like they are going to destroy you.
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 23/01/2025
We were able to trade in our Hyundai and it’s $535 a month payment to lease this shiny new 2024 VW ID.4 S for only $248 a month and the charging is so much cheaper than gas! It’s going to take so much stress off our shoulders!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 23/01/2025
Just listed LMAO If this works I’ll die 😂😂
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 22/01/2025
Here is a sleeping floof to brighten up your day!
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Jurassic Liz (Spooky Version) 👻🦖 @jurassicliz.com · 22/01/2025
The world sucks right now but there are still good things happening! My ex husband and his fiancé just had a baby this past weekend and it’s so damn cute! I’m so thrilled for them! And my kiddo is so excited to be a big sister!
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