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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa

@jurann.bsky.social
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Atheist, Thinker, Maker, Tinker, Philanthropist, Educator, Gamer, DJ, Home Chef, Programmer, Pilot, Explorer, Husband, Pan, Poly, Queer, Sex-Positive, VR Enthusiast/Evangelist, Polar Bear, Dadbod. Disco: ursa.polaris - Tele: jurann

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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 15h
Eating dinner alone at a furry con. Story of my fucking life.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thankfully, POTUS is not the final say for nuclear weapons being launched. There are many, many layers between him and weapons being deployed and armed. Many times in the history of our species, those layers prevented devastation. If he does order unauthorized launches, we can finally remove him.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mike Tyson is now one of Trump's bodyguards? We truly are living in Idiocracy.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cool, so we're livestreaming executions now? How's that make us any better than Islamic terrorists?
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If you feel a need to DM me to critique my character and all the reasons you find my character unsexy in your opinion, please kindly fuck off and keep your opinions to yourself. There's literally no point in wasting your time or mine communicating them to me.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tried TWICE to do the Constellation Mk5 mission run in Star Citizen tonight. It didn't work BOTH times. Picked up the marked box, placed it in the marked location, nothing happened. The box did eventually disappear, though. Fuck me. WTH CIG?!?
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can confirm, the gov't laboratory I work in just received direction that we are no longer to use the term "AI" but "SI" instead pertaining to all ML, genAI and LLM based technologies. Including updating all institutional documents to change the term. Your tax money at work, folks!
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm honestly kind of over the people in Telegram who respond to every message even if it's got nothing to do with them with huge animated GIFs that take up most of the screen with some hyperactive distracting shit. Please. Fucking. Stop. And TG, let us HIDE that shit, plz? Kthx
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I still prefer "Couch-fucker In Chief". ;D
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Awesome! Break a leg, dude! I'll be spinning live at BLFC this coming week. =)
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, sliding into your DMs with a shitty take is some real chutzpah.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So is eating pork and shellfish, but FUCK THAT, I'mma eat them delicious pigs!!! =9
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Whether you loved it or missed it - you can have a listen to my Summer 2026 Trancestep set here on Mixcloud! www.mixcloud.com/djumbralursa... Thanks again to all my friends who've supported this weird journey of mine into becoming a DJ. Just your being there has helped so much. Much love!
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2026 Summer Trancestep Set
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol - Tren, asking the HARD questions. ;D
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They've always been tools based on stealing off the hard work of others, including spying. I'm glad to see more businesses waking up to that fact! Hopefully they kick Windows and Office to the curb as well, because they're also used to spy and steal.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's an incestuous molester and we somehow as a society decided he's okay to be a billionaire and famous person and tech bro? How did he not get the torches and pitchforks for that shit?!
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Willy Wonka? Gummi Bears?
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just recorded a flawless live set for a demo of my Fall 2026 Trancestep set while spinning at The J-Hole in VRC. So glad I don't have to have a do-over! I'm getting better at locking in my sets in fewer practice runs and live sets! This set's a BANGER, too! So good, every set's better than the last!
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm trying to turn DJing into a second career, because I fear there may not be much of a future left in tech the way things are going. I need a fallback.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yesterday was chest, shoulder and arms day for me. Today I'm taking it easy with 45 minutes of cardio.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Catch me tomorrow at 6et/3pt at Sunday Spinning Service! It's always a riot, come join us! I will also be spinning tonight at the J-Hole, if you like to rock out with sheaths and cocks out then join off of me tonight at 11et/8pt for some raucous fun!
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did not get the party suite at BLFC, despite seemingly having been told 6 weeks ago we have first pick of the 3 available suites based on which floor plan we needed. Very disappointed. That means a lot of DJs won't get to spin, and no karaoke anywhere at BLFC this year now. Sorry folks!
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, multiple species can have the same month... right? But legit, February is official world bear month. Though oddly international polar bear day is in January...
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All us bears get is Fe-bear-uary. =/
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People talk about what they know, clearly this news host knows his hoes! ;D
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Karaoke gear all tested and ready for BLFC! Amazing how it was just a mixer, a wireless mic box, a couple of wireless mics and a few cables to expand my DJ setup to also be able to do karaoke. =) Super tight! And sounds great. Now laundry and other chores to prepare for BLFC...
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry, my attempt to make you feel better probably just made things worse, wasn't my intention. I'm just saying the world we have right now is royally fucked up, and I'm sorry you are having to deal with... well, everything about that. I wish there were more I could do to help. *bearhugs*
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You seem like a perfectly normal and capable gay man to me, the world just never gave you a chance. Sadly it's been fresh out of those for a couple decades now. =/
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're in a weird reality where what you just said is held in superposition as both sarcasm and irony. We won't know which until it's observed.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hahaha, well-put. =)
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cool. So new network content will come with "Allahu akbar!" in every episode?
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sounds just like a couple of my sisters. It's hard to reach a self-righteous gentrified heart.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only you can answer that...
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No luck needed, this is what you trained for! Enjoy the dive. =) Keep calm, remember your training, keep in mind the things which are counterintuitive about diving (like ballast compression/decompression) and the rest of the time? Enjoy it, checking your tank level often. Slow breaths.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think news media, pollsters, and "blue tsunami" hopefuls keep forgetting a really important point about next month's elections: they're not for POTUS, they're for congress. People being pissed at Trump doesn't mean they're gonna NOT vote for their party in the mid-terms. Trump's not on the ballot.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think most folks who use AI typically don’t engage people who have negative opinions about it, so you likely don’t learn how they use it or their processes.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyone who, in 2026, is already saying “I don’t want to vote for Newsom but I will” is part of the problem. This man is a fucking monster and has betrayed everyone imaginable. He is unacceptable in every possible way. There is no world in which this piece of shit should be trusted with power.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fresh homemade grilled teriyaki chicken on toasted rice with toasted sesame oil and garlic roasted broccoli. =9
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As for the current plight of FA and the problems Sciggles faces, well... artists are making millions off FA. It's only fair they get some cut of that to pay the bills. If only there were a system for doing that... oh right, FA killed that system. Nevermind!
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do not have enough spoons considering my severe arthritis, fibromylagia and chronic asthma. =P I tend to do one day of resistance training then cardio the next day and repeat.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I also don't buy in to the notion that furry fandom wouldn't be the same without FA. We're a bunch of tech nerds, we'd have found a way. There are over a dozen other furry image sites and community sites out there, even today. And FA killed a lot of those out of spite, too, like FAP.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, but also have to consider the sheer unmitigated amount of drama FA has caused, the fact that artists routinely abuse it, and they've also actively been divisive to fandom about many things. FA literally killed my company. Why? Because they could and they (Neer and Yak) were spiteful.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I imagine this is the same with grilled watermelon. If you haven't tried it, consider whether or not you want to ruin ungrilled watermelon for yourself. ;D
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yay! Glad they got it fixed the second time around. =)
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm about to hit the gym, I hope it does the same for me because I too have avoided the gym due to rainy day blues the last few days. =/ I just have to decide if I wanna do cardio or resistance training.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I tried their meth. It wasn't very good. Yes, I can do better without it.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why do people even repost shitty hot takes from Trash Site X to bsky? We came here to get away from that shit. Please don't bring it here, even if to mock it. You're just platforming them.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I talk about an AI assistant, I mean inside Ableton, where I can tell it "give me a 4 on the floor beat using 1970's rock band drums with a slight reverb and HPF" and it lays out a track for that which I can then tweak and edit. Or "give me a 0-1-1-2 high hat pattern", stuff like that.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh gosh, no, nothing like that! All it gives you is the "final song" already mastered and merged into a single audio file. You can't tweak anything, period. Any tweak would be a new prompt, a new gen. If you loved 90% of the song and just wanted to make a few edits? Too bad.
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Jurann - DJ Umbral Ursa @jurann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sigh. 10 days to BLFC. 2 roommates backed-out. Carpool backed-out. Less than a week and a half and we still haven't been told if we have a party suite. Honestly, if I weren't DJing, I would just pull the plug on the trip at this point. None of my friends can even make it, why am I going?
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