Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Chicks doing “Daddy Lessons” gave us so much culture 010
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You cute, Chicago. See you for real come Saturdee. 040
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Someone talk me down from buying this. The huskeh puppeh is too cute! 540
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hair did and just gonna hang out on the balcony for a bit. 4340
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have bad hair and was just trying to show someone that it feels like it’s super night cuz the cabin lights are down and all the windows are closed. But also, hi from 5A. 2140
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When this bitch finally takes off for Orlando, I have some reading to start. (And yes, reporters who didn’t report stuff in the moment are trash, but many of you don’t know how much I have screamed about Vlad’s interference in our democracy for years for over 10 years. 150
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I went to see Leslie Jones and then come out to learn my Reds just shit the bed. What in the hell? 430
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’ve done a thing twice and it said “you sound like you’re from Lexington, Kentucky”. Guess where I’ve lived since 2002. And also even when I grew up in Appalachia, I was told I sounded like I’m “from the city.” 120
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Can see a tiny bit of the lunar eclipse from my balcony. 230
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I have lived through the 9:15am workout and my hair has adopted an Ocean Spray wave. 0120
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I end work and come down my cute little witch’s stairs and umm….. 050
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Things I have learned about myself, I love weird knitwear. 10/10 would have this. 020
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 03/08/2026While I’m luxuriating on my balcony, Miss Mazda…do you need to blow in the machine? What is this parking choice? 110
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Cobalt blue (or something Very Blue like my cute little outdoor table I’m presently looking at) and I love it paired with the brightest yellow you can find. 140
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I really do find myself educating the children (and by that I mean straight men I work with). I have 4 who can now deep cut UNHhhh references with me and others who put up with me posting this in the group chat most Mondays 250
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The album that made me fall in love with her and the album that taught me I can be a poet. 020
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I ordered a venti Americano with cream. He says, “venti Americano with whipped cream” as if that’s a normal thing people have. I say, “Not whipped cream, like half and half.” He’s all, “OH! Ok.” The drink I received and did not realize until I got home. 020
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 18/07/2026In case anyone needed a reminder of Spencer Steer’s ass 040
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My shoe journey continues! My gay little shoes arrived today. 6310
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I didn’t love mine either. I feel like I like brighter colors than these. 000
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Dammit, Josh Johnson’s Comedy Band Camp read me to filth. 100
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I guess I’m a 130. And I need to go to the PNW and New England 020
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Oh, Macy’s. If you only knew my dorm room towel needs…friggin’ 20 years ago. 021
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 05/07/2026So, the local football (the real one…fight me) club is doing a promo and…if they’ll promise me both of them will be there…I might have to buy a ticket. 010
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 26/06/2026No. I have the Vogue Runway app just for the Fashion™️. 150
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 25/06/2026My little mini collection (and no, I don’t believe in turning on lights and don’t care that my flash went off on the butter dish) 010
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The whole reason I’m in this mess. The Nephew™️ is kind of my favorite 2180
Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Number 2 (and his ass) are my new baseball crush 050
