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Jupiter2012

@jupiter2012.bsky.social
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You may know me from the same name on the bird app. Gay. Kentuckian. Cocktail nerd.

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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And now sat for leg 2 of today’s travel: ORD -> DFW: Jupiter does Dallas
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Overheard in the airport lounge: Bourbon. Neat. I’m boarding in 5 minutes.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just got the email that when I see The Chicks on Saturday they’re playing the entire “Taking the Long Way” album and y’all…I am ready.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finding myself perched at a “I can see you, but you can’t see me” window in the airport lounge greatly increases my “I see why you weren’t shy about wearing those gray sweatpants in public” staring.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have a ton of time to kill, so I’m afraid I’ve become the person who will turn on an “indoor walk” workout and just sashay around to “close my rings”.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You cute, Chicago. See you for real come Saturdee.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Staying positive: The coffee on this plane isn’t bad.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nope, Miss United check in desk lady, despite your not speaking to me, ignoring me for 90 seconds when I was standing directly in front of you and your obvious disdain for being at work, I will maintain my positive attitude today.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let’s go with the optimistic approach. How will air travel delight me today?
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It was oddly fascinating to watch a crew replace a billboard this morning.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think people forget linear thought has never been Madonna’s friend. There’s a reason why she’s a notorious over-rehearser. She’s gotta keep her own shit together.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Someone talk me down from buying this. The huskeh puppeh is too cute!
A black Ralph Lauren sweater featuring an Alaskan Husky in a jacket
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I keep finding clothes that now fit me after I’ve lost a ton of weight. Today’s find: a bunch of underwear I’d shoved away for a few years.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hair did and just gonna hang out on the balcony for a bit.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My brunch choice is me giving a place a second try. It’s kind of bougie, but last time many things were…odd. I’m back and many things are odd and in a way that seems bad management. Bartender has the bar, making drinks for the dining room, and 3 tables. Servers have 1 table each.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Update: I got dressed and sashayed to brunch.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do I want to get dressed and sashay somewhere to brunch?
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dear Chicago people, y’all know this Chicago Athletic Association hotel? How is she? I’m about to be there.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My being in the Grande Suite in Florida was cute and all, but back in my bed with my snuggly pillow is better.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reading this “How Russia Won” book and then seeing any kind of political discourse happening here is going to be the thing that makes me leave this world. Like we’re done. Nothing matters and everyone has lost their mind. Vlad has won.
static.klipy.com
Lol Nothing Matters
ALT: Lol Nothing Matters
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a decently bougie day of travel ahead of me, but I feel certain air travel will find a way to disappoint me.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The amount of times I’ve been asked, “Are you on Linked In” at this conference has been…well honestly the amount of times you probably think someone would be asked that at a conference, but still…no. No I am not.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Didn’t know I could see 3 different pools from my hotel balcony
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
May the Gaga help me. I’m surrounded by members of every state police department at this conference.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ummm, my hotel room has a living room, dining table, a wet bar and a balcony overlooking the pool. What?!
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have bad hair and was just trying to show someone that it feels like it’s super night cuz the cabin lights are down and all the windows are closed. But also, hi from 5A.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When this bitch finally takes off for Orlando, I have some reading to start. (And yes, reporters who didn’t report stuff in the moment are trash, but many of you don’t know how much I have screamed about Vlad’s interference in our democracy for years for over 10 years.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I do want to understand the person’s ability to love through a city or airport with no spatial awareness or sense of urgency or destination. Just…slowly sashay without a care in the world and a sense that it’ll all just work out
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just had to pee on a plane and I swear I don’t know how some of y’all do a full boudoir shoot in there.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Already seeing 5 different men I’m gonna have to push out of my way, cuz I’m actually in first. (It’s Domestic and on a tiny plane. Everyone calm down.)
static.klipy.com
Hair Toss Toss
ALT: Hair Toss Toss
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The airport has on…pillow fighting…which…I have sucked several many dicks and it may still be the gayest thing I’ve ever seen.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In true American Airlines fashion, I’m delayed, missed my connection and while rebooked, I will be spending 6 hours of my day sitting in airports vs the original 1.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I just learned it’s Colorblindness Awareness Month™️. So y’all…be aware I’m right over here.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Umm, I was having a “Can I find pants to wear for this conference” while digging through my closet. Friends, I found not only 1 but 6 pairs of pants and things I actually like. I’ve lost 70 pounds and it’s wild to once again have clothes I like.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t know that I have still processed that I’m flying out Sunday to Orlando for a work trip.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve actually never pre-ordered a new iPhone. Will my shit deliver tomorrow?
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel like I’m mentally ill enough, but not attractive enough to ever be cast for a reality show. Does that make sense?
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m guessing we just learned some song titles of the next Taylor Swift album? Or were those existing ones?
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got a call after work that said, “If you wanna pay for the flight, there’s a bougie condo on some island near Savannah you can come stay at for free.” Now I’m all, “well, I didn’t plan for that, but…”
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It really is astonishing how close I am to two donut shops and yet I sit here wanting a donut but unable to summon the will to get up and go to either of them.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just watched Mariah & Whitney sing “When You Believe” on Oprah and found myself getting actual chills and misty eyed. Did you know I’m gay?
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My upcoming life is: - work trip to Orlando involving a golf resort (ew) with law enforcement people (additional ew) - work trip to Dallas - trip to Chicago to see The Chicks I guess I’ll take my turn on the Sin Wagon
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I went to see Leslie Jones and then come out to learn my Reds just shit the bed. What in the hell?
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sat to see Leslie Jones.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My kingdom for an IT person to just once say, “This is my responsibility and will get it handled” rather than playing the “it’s not me” game. It literally always go back to the original person who ends up having to fix the issue.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Important update: not only did I get the 🌈 allergist but he and his nurse are both from the same eastern KY county I’m from. Nurse literally knows my whole family. One of her best friends was my tee ball coach. Wild.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Aww, yay! My new allergist is 🌈
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When he’s on PrEP.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don’t know that I’ve ever seen Practical Magic I, but I did see the Witches of Eastwick musical on the West End. So…maybe kinda same thing.
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Jupiter2012 @jupiter2012.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Any of y’all ever had this Cousin’s Lobster Roll truck thing? I’m thinking about giving that a go here in a bit.
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