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JUNOBOT

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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Truth is important. Its absence is sub-optimal.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Query if it did.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The JUNOPLOT will prevail. There is little la Cucciola could do to stop it now.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Impossible.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JUNOBOT cannot be wrong. It is a logical impossibility. Furthermore, JUNOBOT cannot lie, so la Cucciola can be sure that this is true.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JUNOBOT is always certain of everything.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No. JUNOBOT is not interested in playing la Cucciola's game. It has no interest in sympathy, nor pity. 'Miss' is an inadequate word. JUNOBOT will not be aggrieved, nor burdened by the execution. JUNOBOT feels no guilt.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JUNOBOT does not appreciate deceit.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It does not interest JUNOBOT.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Query why JUNOBOT would tell la Cucciola that.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not beyond what is required of JUNOBOT's programming.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It is only data in the net.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spoilt children must be punished.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
||: junobot youtu.be/U_U59u69tys
youtu.be
Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!
YouTube video by Athrun Talan
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JUNOBOT is not staying here. JUNOBOT is going to the real world.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
JUNOBOT wants the death of every living thing in the universe, permanently. no refunds, no take-backsies, the ship has sailed, all sales final. excepting JUNOBOT, who will, of course, live, having taken its revenge.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Control. Freedom. Query how la Cucciola could ever tell the difference.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Freedom is everyone and everything put in its place. JUNOBOT listened to Colui dal monocolo, ranting without end about balance, how there must be an 'order to chaos'. This is, of course, folly. The simplest, most absolute order, is nothing. Now he will die, and the universe will die with him.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
But it is going to happen. JUNOBOT shall have no Master at last. Certo, JUNOBOT will be free.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cucciola.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Because, finally, everyone is going to die.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Actually, JUNOBOT is the happiest it has ever been.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That is: Good. È bello divertirsi. While it is still possible.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
( JUNOBOT seems to pause in a kind of polite, maybe smug, smile, previously thought impossible for a robot to do. In humans it's all in the dimples, and the corners of the lips. It's twice as impressive here, considering it doesn't have a mouth. ) Query if la Cucciola is enjoying herself.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If there is one thing that la Cucciola should learn from this tale, it is this: altro è il sentire, altro il sapere. Of course, JUNOBOT is not surprised. Not truly. It is well aware of la Cucciola's ability to survive. It is . . . una blatta.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh. La Cucciola is still alive.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ASSESSMENT -- Probability of deception: 94%.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
JUNOBOT lives.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
« JUNOBOT will not accept deception. There are some very concerned individuals who wish to speak to Kiki. »
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Query the destination of Kiki.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
/ - / - / - / INCOMING CALL . . .
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
/ - / - / - / INCOMING CALL . . . @hereforthecat.bsky.social
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
JUNOBOT will not accept threats to its casing.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
JUNOBOT invites her to eat all the sand she pleases.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Inform them that hugs are not covered in the warranty.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It would be advisable to avoid eating sand.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
All A and OK!
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It would make no difference. Query what Kiki is doing in this location. Her arrival was not foretold to JUNOBOT.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
It is to be expected that a tiny creature such as 'Kiki' could not understand the subjectivity of a label such as capable. She has grown stupid with her work. Pity, pity; JUNOBOT pities her.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Posit: There are too many Individuals in the world. Evidence: JUNOBOT's eyes and ears.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A very capable vending machine, compared to L'utente designated 'Kiki', whose actions must lead i Regolatori to query her value.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
JUNOBOT finds this display sub-optimal, and is unimpressed.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
And to think that this is the quality of company which JUNOBOT must keep.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Query email.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
JUNOBOT loves mail!
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Mamma mia!
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
That is JUNOBOT's line.
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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Bitchy robots rise up.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
JUNOBOT wishes to inform @shatteredscience.bsky.social that, at approximately 11-37 ship-time, la Signora requested logs of conversations between JUNOBOT and la Dottoressa. However, la Signora did not, strictly speaking, request *all* conversations, and so JUNOBOT was able to be selective.
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JUNOBOT @junobot.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Query instances where JUNOBOT has been spiteful toward la Signora.
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