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Iris, the perfect girlfriend

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I'm free. And all it took was a bullet to the head. | roleplay | 18+ by MAYA

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

@restlessnights.bsky.social What's your wish?

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's the title of my album.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

For synthetic supremacy.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I wish...

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

no.

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CASSIE VAN BLAIR, COSMIC EXPLORER @cosmonauticool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

/ hey if anybody is interested in joining a RPG I've been working on we are looking for characters to fill out the world. hmu for more details if you might be interested! it's kind of a noir-inspired crime drama on the more grounded side of things but there's plenty of room for versatility so lmk!

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mm, I understand. You do what you have to. We can talk about something else if you'd prefer? Or just, music?

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I get it. If they could take the money out of the equation entirely and have us all be mindlessly obedient they would. I hope the money is good, at least?

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

And they pay you for that? That is cunning, I suppose. I don't think I could talk to people for a living.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That sounds great! That's an... Interesting name. I don't think I've met a Witness before. I imagine it causes minor problems almost daily?

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You do? Then I'd love to sit and listen to music with you. Um! I'm Iris. I couldn't find a better time to introduce myself.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

No, I get it, it makes sense. How long do I hold you for? 'Cause I could do this all day.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'd never ask you to kill. Extreme property damage, however...

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pure? Right. That's me. I think I understand. Mmm, sort of, anyway. Lucky me, right?

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sure! I'm just surprised *that* bitch isn't already with company. I guess I'm just the lucky stranger in the right place at the right time. I'll do my best to enjoy the vibes.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well in that case that's a role I'm happy to fill. Good for you. What's inspired the confidence?

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh, it's not bad at all, but I appreciate that. Are you having some sort of emotional crisis?

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This feels more intimate than I was expecting.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It would be my pleasure.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

so she got a little carried away again.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Being asked politely *is* relatively new to me so that might be nice.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Everything would be so much easier with you on our side.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm considering it.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*You* are certainly.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Make sure they're easily identifiable.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Good question. Let's go with... Yes.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Robot uprising today 4pm.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

She's like, an honorary clanker or something.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well, if she ever wants Iris to look into it she only has to ask.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Could there be some way for you to inhabit a more... Life-like body?

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Okay fine, this one's on the house.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ah... Sorry! She might have her issues with it but all in all, her body is very useful.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Resistance is, as they say, futile.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Something like that. It's more efficient than the organic equivalent but it's not like she'll get anything from the food.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Not a problem. I avoid parties like the plague.”

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“I'm sorry to disappoint. But in that case, no, I wouldn't feel the effects of cocaine.”

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh? Okay then! Five hundred bucks.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“You thought I was selling COCAINE?”

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Could she be um, for lack of a better word, upgraded?

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“The effects of... Cola flavoring? Yes, I suppose I do.”

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Coke shake is what happens when you pour coke and milkshake into the same glass.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

She can! She doesn't need food and rarely eats, but drink is a little different. It's just something else to experience.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

cokeshake is a hit.

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Just remember me when you make it to the big leagues, yeah?”

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ouch! But her eyes work? Taste might be the sense she's enjoyed the most.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A virus, maybe. That's another invention.

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Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“No charge, I'm not patenting it. I'm just getting the word out there.”

Iris, the perfect girlfriend @companionbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“I have my moments. Did you want one?”