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junie sylvia 🌸

@juniperplexed.bsky.social
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probably not the girl of your dreams but i'll wander through the background eating cereal sometimes she/her mdni 🔞 💖 @raven.gifts 💖

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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 12h
in completely unrelated news:
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 15h
we found the ultimate bisexual lighting
junie and raven under a blacklight looking all shades of blue and purple and magenta
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
laundromat date 🥰
raven and junie sitting by the window and holding hands at the laundromat, they look really really gay
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nightmare blunt rotation
zohran mamdani, donald trump, adolf hitler and benjamin netanyahu
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
look how they massacred my boy 😭
the same trail sign but now it says loop trail
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
oh damn estrogen's been real good to her
another forecast that looks like saddam hussein hiding place but with big naturals
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
i'm literally dressed like a lesbian flag lol
mirror selfie of a girl with long wavy red hair, a gold choker, soft peach off-shoulder blouse and white pants with orange, yellow and pink swirling patterns, dark red nails and an engagement ring on her finger
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
you come into my store on the day of lesbian visibility and you ask me for my number
still from the godfather
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
in my defense i also took a video 😇
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
okay i've pinched myself at least a dozen times in the last 24 hours and haven't woken up yet so i think it's safe to say i'm not dreaming so... that means... holy FUCK i really did get engaged to the love of my life last night in a way more insane and perfect than i could ever have imagined?????
raven and junie hugging on the ice under a jumbotron showing our close-up to the sold out arena of victoire fans losing their minds in the standsraven on one knee on the ice holding the ring box up to me trying desperately to walk over without slipping and taking us both outclose-up of the beautiful ring on my finger, an open design with three small white and silver forget-me-not flowers on the left and a larger one on the right
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
we have been blessed by zucchini 🫳 🐈‍⬛
junie and raven getting mogged by zucchini the gray cat
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
egg under a spotlight in a dark room labeled with "SUSPICIOUS" in all caps red letter
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
banger
mirror selfie of a red-haired girl in an off-shoulder red sweater and jean shorts showing off her new haircut featuring side curtain bangs
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
know the work rules meme but with me saying the anonymous ngl comment as the nice guy in the first panel and the anonymous ngl person saying it as the creepy guy in the second
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
girl in a dress :)
mirror selfie of a girl with long wavy red hair wearing a wine red dress and a gold ringed necklace
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
me whenever i'm forced to relive the malcolm butler play now
jennifer connelly in labyrinth telling david bowie "you have no power over me"
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
why come up with cute nicknames for each other when you can have extremely cursed ones instead
discord conversation between me and raven

raven: so you tell me you like a mature woman?
me: well yeag you know i love my milfdogwife 🥰
raven: awwwwwnnn 🥰
after 10 years, my nickname would get so long
me: montrealmilfcheesesteakcakedogseasoningwife
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
new year new me :)
pre-pandemic egg junie with a three inch depression beard holding a champagne flute and wearing a shirt two sizes too small, a weird black lei thing and two party hats over her ears to look like baby yoda because that was topical at the timelast night junie with long wavy red hair wearing a black choker and a silver crushed velvet dress with a very low v-neck cut
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
my older brother's wedding happened a few months before i realized i was trans, so while it was an amazing weekend full of only the happiest memories, all the pictures and mementos i have from it just hurt to look at but now i finally have one that reminds me just how lucky i am to be his sister 😭💖
christmas gift of a wedding party favor mug printed with an outline of a mountain range, the wedding date, the word "groomswoman" and my name
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
it's that time again
two screencaps from the first christmas episode of Community, the first of a guy cowering on the ground saying "please, it's christmas!" and the second of Shirley saying "it's december 10th!" while lifting a giant candy cane over her head to hit him with
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i love wearing hip pads :)
mirror selfie of a girl with long wavy red hair wearing full hockey gear minus a helmet, jersey and gloves
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
happy third HRTversary to me :)))
baby trans junie the day before her first estrogen dose, leaning against her closet doorframe and wearing a navy beanie, a white skirt with black patterns and a baggy red wings hoodiepresent day junie with long wavy red hair leaning against a different doorframe, wearing a black choker, light pink pants and a puffy off-white jacket over a tightly fitted red shirt
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
tumblr post by skopostheorie saying "sports guys tend to be straight and sports women tend to be gay which shows that liking sports makes you want to have sex with women" and a reply by foxgirltail with a painting of greek philosphers
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
buenos días, dykes
selfie of a girl with long wavy red hair posing in front of a brick wall, wearing a black tattoo choker and a white v-neck with horizontal black stripes
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
a picture of stephen a smith with the caption "this post was fact checked by real american patriots
true"
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
gonna be an interesting month i guess
talking vagina
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
you know what, fuck you *finals your girl*
mirror selfie of a girl with blood red hair and a face covered in fake blood wearing a black and white flannel also spotted with fake blood and a couple conveniently placed rips
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
"i'm sorry ma'am but we can't allow you to bring vegetarians into the store with you" oh it's okay she's certified as a
bone support vegetarian
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
why is my weather forecast lowkey giving saddam hussein hiding place
accuweather minutecast showing a chance of rain graph that looks suspiciously like saddam hussein lying in a tunnel
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
SCORIGAMI WATCH
current score vikings 48, bengals 3 with 17 seconds left in the 3rd quarter, showing a scorigami probability of 43.41% (55-3 and 54-3 would be scorigami)
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
apparently i can pull off a jumpsuit now :)
mirror selfie of a girl with long wavy red hair wearing a black choker and a soft orange sleeveless jumpsuit
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
my ass is
my personality test results showing i am grass
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
idk why everyone's been getting their hopes up, if he was dead we'd have proof by now
screenshot showing nick castellanos has had no drives to deep left field to make it a 4-0 ballgame in the last week and a half
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
i gotta start wearing shorts to softball things more often
mirror selfie of a girl with long wavy red hair under a baseball cap, wearing navy blue athletic shorts, dirty white thigh high socks with a pride heart on each side and a white cutoff Home Is Where t-shirt with a drawing of a highly flammable cop giving someone a ticket
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
bloody junie bloody junie bloody junie
mirror selfie of a girl with violently red long wavy hair wearing a black choker, ripped denim shorts and a dark gray cutoff t-shirt with a mothman movie poster print
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
update:
dark souls font meme that says "junie employed"
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
i think i found my perfect fit :)
mirror selfie of a girl with long wavy reddish hair posing with a hand on her hip and wearing a shiny dark red minidress
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
buenas tardes, dykes
mirror selfie of a girl with long red hair wearing a black choker, washed out denim shorts and a black t-shirt with a skull patterned out of flowers on the chest
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
shockerrrrrrrr
screenshot showing i also got the soft one with an 83.3% match
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
engagement bait post your lock screen
my beautiful wife lying in the grass and smiling up at the camera, wearing a black choker and a pink t-shirt with mox's typewriter raven on the chest
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
happy girlfriend day to my incredible beautiful wonderful wife 🥰
two girls smiling up at the camera while cuddling together in a hammock, one with curly dark hair and round sunglasses wearing a black choker and a v-neck dr. pepper t-shirt, the other with long wavy reddish hair under a pink baseball cap that says "don't be a dick" and wearing the same choker and a black athletic tank top
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
on today's episode of random thoughts that enter my brain and must be put into the world immediately:
the myth of consensual sex meme but instead of jesus being a buzzkill it's Sam Reich saying "i've been here the whole time"
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
oops i got gayer again
mirror selfie of a girl with violently red wavy hair posing with a hand on her hip wearing a black choker, ripped denim shorts and a black t-shirt with the neck cut out off one shoulder and the houston rockets wordmark in pride flag colors across the chest
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
hmmm i wonder who she might be referring to 😇
mirror selfie of a girl brushing back her reddish gold ponytail, wearing a black sports bra, a black choker, gray softball pants and a blue and gray cap with sunglasses perched on the brim
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
if you wanna be a girl then you probably already are one and you could see it for yourself much sooner than you think 😘 24 -> 28
egg june as best man at her brother's wedding giving a weird sideways smirk at the camera, with reddish blonde hair cut in an awkwardly layered fade and a scruffy denial beard mercifully cut much shorter than in its heyday, wearing a black suit with a purple tie and pocket square june last week bored and taking selfies in the golden hour sunlight pouring through her basement window, wavy rose gold hair covering half her face as her fingers run through the other side, wearing full makeup, a black choker and a black t-shirt with the collar cut out over a black calvin klein bra
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
free my wife 😤😤😤
screenshot showing raven's account has been suspended (supposedly for only 24 hours but it's been two days and counting and they never even told her which post it was for nor did they give her the option to appeal)
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
i have been visited by french borat
duolingo screenshot asking to translate the sentence spoken by a guy with a mustache and raised eyebrow saying "ma femme" (which translates to "my wife" in english)
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
they may take my healthcare but they can never take my ungodly levels of v̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ self-confidence
selfie of a girl leaning on a windowsill and brushing her fingers through her wavy rose gold hair, wearing a black tattoo choker and a black t-shirt with the collar cut out and the sencha tea bar wordmark across the chest in rainbow lettering
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junie sylvia 🌸 @juniperplexed.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
she's up to some shady shit 👁
ellie the vaguely corgi-shaped black and tan dog in a purple harness laying down in the grass under the shade of a flowering bush
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