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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

<taunting voice> I’ve got him on my waaaaaall, ha ha ha You wish you did toooooo

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The (as of this moment, not yet deleted) fed gov’t definition of trauma

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Butterbean Bingleton III, Esq., says it’s illegal to keep him off the list

A cuddly, purring orange cat makes air biscuits as he gazes up at you

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I could try to be productive OR I could curl up in bed with a cuddly purring beast. I’m sure we all know which option I’m leaning towards

An orange cat—brain smooth like egg—gazes up at you from bed as he kneads the air near the edge of your quilt. He almost appears to be smiling and winking, and you are so, SO tired.

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My local Little Free Library had this Cursèd ornament in it and I was powerless to keep myself from bringing it home

An orange cat investigates a hand holding a plastic flocked Santa ornament with 50’s style Barbie side-eye and a detached hat and beard

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Awww how sweet and nostalgic! 🥰 Can’t remember the last time I saw my name on a bathroom wall

Photo of various graffiti, the most prominent of which is in pink paint marker in all caps larger than anything else:
YA MOTHA

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Awww looky looky either they (or a local competitor) got fancy with it a few years later

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

🌱 sneaky impromptu Tuesday Night Plant Update: Look at how luscious my houseplants have become outside this season FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS VERDURE

Philodendrons with palm- to head-sized leaves; spider plants both variegated and straight green, both with multiple flower stalks; a couple tradescantia, one also in bloom; a monstera rescued from frostbite off the curb, now huge and happy; a dracaena recovering from my cat’s constant nibbling; and some other house plants you can’t see from this angle. They’re all enjoying time in (sheltered) sun on my little city balcony

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Does fent come in a convenient twist-up stick form

Ad for HEAD ON
Apply directly to forehead

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This year is a mix that I collected last autumn. It’s been fun seeing what blooms!

Morning glory vines climbing up the side of a building. There are various colors of blossoms, including pink, violet, and orange (which you actually can’t see in the picture), as well as the stripes.

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

🌱Good morning from my weirdo stripey morning glories

A morning glory blossom, mostly white but with splashes of magenta

Another morning glory blossom, also magenta and white, but the streaks are finer and more evenly distributed

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Brighton is darling, and his person confirms he is a great companion

A hound-ish brown and white dog with batwing ears, piercing light eyes, and Robert Smith eyeliner. He is staring at you attentively

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Holy smokes that was the wrong pic from camera roll when I was choosing a frame. Here she is now (although I did like that marbled effect from a previous photo)

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

So I fell in love with a @davidbrace2.bsky.social painting about a month ago. Current status: received, matted, framed, and adored 💕

A ridiculously meticulously detailed oil painting of a honeybee in a bronzish frame double-matted in black and white

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“May we contact you?” It might be more fun to deal with you than the federal marshals, sure. But we both know I’m on a list now

May CVS contact you about your experience? Please note that saying yes does not guarantee you will be contacted.

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

So after rating the app a zero there’s a freestyle section for your comments

I have prescriptions at CVS that the app refuses to recognize. If I try to call the pharmacy, a robot keeps me from even entering my prescription number to check

the status. If I force myself to go to the benighted pharmacy, the short-staffed crew is overworked and scrambling.

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

An earlier interaction with my “assistant”

Screenshot from the CVS app’s “Virtual Assistant” after the nth time it responds “I'm sorry, but I'm unable to answer that question. I am here to help with your prescriptions and CVS
Pharmacy related needs. If you want help with your prescriptions, just respond with something like
'Prescription status' or 'Refill a prescription'.”

Me: I hate you and hope you die in a fire

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

You fuckin sure about that, bigcorp?

Crop of a screenshot.
How are we doing? Tell us what you think

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

None of these people have been betrayed, coerced, or disrespected. They aren’t making the shocked/upset emoji face

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Is that a French cleat I see before me

Terrible photo of what I believe is called a French cleat screwed into the top back of a typesetter box. In the background is a chaotic coatrack and the picked-over plantstand

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I found this gem in one of my file folders the other day It’s laminated!

End panel of a folded map labeled Hagstrom
State Slicker
New Jersey
Marked price is $5.95

The same map folded out depicting New Jersey and its major highways, as well as some connections to the surrounding states and cities along with an index

Reverse side of the same map. Has an inset detail map of “approaches to New York City“, as well as the Map Legend, list of points of interest, chart of Garden State Parkway interchanges, list of recreation
areas, and a mileage chart between major cities

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I don’t know if I would say I support France, but I definitely support wearing these hats

Seen from behind: a couple wearing hats in bleu blanc et rouge that look like they’re made from muppet pelts

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

🌱 These lilies definitely caught my eye. I believe they may be “Netty’s Pride”

An asiatic lily blossom with a white throat, a band of burgundy dissolving into speckles, and white petal tips

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Meet me between the Wawa propane canisters and the Amazon hub in the next 30 minutes if you want an ass whoopin’

Photo contains a middle-aged person wearing glasses and a skull-and-crossbones bandanna standing by the Wawa propane canisters and the Amazon hub, squinting slightly. A cigarette dangles from their lip. It has the same vibes as a toddler attempting to be menacing

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I’ve never eaten here. I hear the food is OK

Outside of a colorfully painted joint apparently named “OK HOT CHICKEN OK SMASHED BURGER”

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

🌱 Behold my works* ye mighty and despair! *actually the microbes did all the work

Nice dark brown compost from my bin on the deck

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

It was nearing 10 o’clock. I walked into the pizza shop. Do you have slices? I asked. He said we have one left. Sold, I said. It came in its own box

Photo of a “slice” of pizza with r=10” and the arc of the crust measuring about 11”

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

While I applaud the sticker’s intent, it looks like balls to me.

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

When I tell you I opened Libby so fast

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

@rossholliday.bsky.social I’ve been trying to reply to your post with this gif for the past 3 hours

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

He doesn’t even roll his shit, he smokes herbs STRAIGHT

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

This image depicts 10 cubic meters. They’ve got 9 I know it smell crazy in there

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

So apparently I stopped carrying a nail file in this bag but kept on carrying tardigrades

Photo of the inside of a doodad bag. Visible are wired headphones, USB cable, Flair pens, hair ties, and several plastic tardigrades

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Juniper Nest @junipernest.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

if you see this, post a concert photo you took Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa, Merry Jane tour 2016

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