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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄

@juniper.bsky.social
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Juni: 40s. Fat queer babe. 🩷💜💙 Intersex. Genderfluid. Polyam. Hedonist. Knitter. Tea drinker. Glitter & rabbit enthusiast. ✨🌈🐰 Chronically chill. 😈🥬 She/they. 18+ only. 🔞 profile pic by @glowthetiefling.bsky.social

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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 23m
yes
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 49m
update: it was an incredible grilled cheese IT WILL HEAL ME
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 1h
alox went to the store to grab some sick time supplies for me and i asked him to grab kraft singles and wonder bread to make some basic white bitch grilled cheese sammiches (they have healing properties *firm nod*) and he brought home bimbo soft white bread and i was like "baby you bought ME" lmao
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 3h
I LOVE THAT MOVIE
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 4h
i'm so sick 😭
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 4h
Aldi is a german owned grocery store!
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 17h
i feel this in my bones lmao
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 17h
oh my GOD 😂
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 17h
got on the bus just as it started pouring down rain
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 18h
i’ve said it before but i’ll say it again: “fellatio” sounds like a fancy italian dessert
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 21h
my birthday is gonna fucking suck this year.
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 21h
jimmy john’s burnt my fuckin sandwich
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Jason Garcia for MPRB District 4 @jason4parks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Periodic reminder that ICE is a rogue, lawless agency and must be abolished.
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if anyone would like to take pity on a lil sick juni and buy her a refreshing iced tea to get through this hell day…. ko-fi link below… ko-fi.com/MagicalJunic...
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ugh i am so miserable. head is pounding. throat is sore. got a lil bit of a cough. been feverish off and on all day. my body hurts so bad. can’t wait to go home and sleep. four and a half hours of work left. 😭😭😭
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
evergreen skeet
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well if i didn’t have one on the bus i certainly have one now
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pretty sure i got a fever on the bus right now
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so proud of you Faust!!!
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i did a lot of cleaning today. which is good because i can feel myself getting sick. alox is sick and i think it got me too. the next few days are gonna suck.
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Trash Bat Char🗑🦇 @trashbatchar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spoopy Stinkos [#194] - SlimeyJade Chaos Emerald "scented" 💚 So happy to finally make a new @slimeyjade.bsky.social Stinko Pop after a long while. And she looks SO good as Rouge The Bat!! #stinkopop #halloween #rougethebat #ych #vgen
A picture of a Stinko Pop in-box and out-of-box. Stinko Pops are custom digital illustrations depicting characters as "scented" chibi vinyl figures. This is the Halloween-themed "Spoopy Stinko" for SlimeyJade (she/her), a Baja Blast colored slime girl, dressed as Rogue the Bat from Sonic. Jade has green slimey hair in a shoulder-length style, and her regular cat ears are instead large bat ears with piercings. Her eye makeup matches Rogue's light blue eyeshadow & pink lipstick, and she has a sly smirk. Her outfit is a black bodysuit with long white gloves & boots that have pink ring accents at the top. The center of the bodysuit is a pink heart with a white trim. Her pose has her clawed hand outstretched, and a purple bat wing and a slimey cat tail are visible. The in-box design is white with a pattern of pink hearts with bat wings on it and is Chaos Emerald "scented", with a drawing depicting the scent.
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
first slice of pumpkin roll of the year! plus a spooooky rainbow skull mug of vanilla horchata flavored coffee with crème brûlée creamer!
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THE AUDACITY
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Tami Wicinas @tamiwicinas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Halloween/Fall Shop Update is Tomorrow! October 2 at 12 pm PT. Here’s a peek at new things.
An assortment of tiny ceramic frogs, including pumpkin frogs, skeleton frogs, and witch hat frogs.A ceramic sculpture of a frog with a tiny human skull on its tongue, the frog is black with red bumps, and orange demon eyes.Porcelain fish skeleton earrings.
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this is one of my favorite games! if you haven't grabbed it yet, it's on sale! if you like games like stardew vallet and sun haven, you're gonna love this one.
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bookmarking this for later! but also you should do the thing that would make you most comfortable when you are out and about! if your other raincoats can't provide that, get a new one!
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ugh the porn bots are out in full force again
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's very close!! ahhh thank you 💜
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wow this is incredible Thoxa!!!!
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bonus blankie nest selfie 🩷✨💖
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m such a slut for the maillard reaction
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it’s the perfect shade of pink!
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
got a new lipstick ✨💄💋🩷
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The Game Jamie @thegamejamie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sad news. Luna's mother has sadly passed away earlier today. Luna and her sister will be going to the funeral home tomorrow. Please give love and support for Luna and her family for their lost. You can massage Luna on Discord in our server. And please help donate. They're so close.
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
alox is so good to me 😭😭😭
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i had never noticed before recently for some reason. but yeah real sign of the times that they are marketing with this now.
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
chilly rainy autumn vibes are best experienced cuddled up in my blankie nest with a big mug of warm beverage and the windows open and candles burning and minecraft playing yes yes
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
got off work early because our tech issues were so bad we had to cancel all our appointments but i missed my bus by like 30 seconds so having to wait here for another hour until the next bus arrives. it’s chilly and rainy today and my body is so painful. just wanna be home and in bed.
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yeah i saw that klarna was a payment option on instacart now like wtf
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
more bullshit NO ONE WANTS
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the dirty soda trend was going on way longer than the mormon’s claim on it. but that’s just how mormons operate lmao
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why do we always have the most tech issues at work on tuesdays???
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AHH OMG LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!! thank you so much Glow!!!!
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cheese and pickles is good together 🧀🥒
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fuck yeah proud of you
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The Game Jamie @thegamejamie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please. Luna and her family needs our help. If you are able to, please help donate. And help give Luna some support during this difficult time. gofund.me/84c0b99b4 #help #helpsky #GoFundMe
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it was well worth the wait. @aloxvt.vtubers.social’s chicken soup is the best i’ve ever had in my life. this soup heals me. this soup has changed me.
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
W!!
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𓆩𓌹 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐳𝐢 𓌺𓆪 @kaizi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
crash lands in your house like I was always here twitch.tv/kaizidreki
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god’s bravest dipshit ✨🌈🦄 @juniper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the autumn vibes in my room ✨🎃🍁🕯️
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