Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 16hShoutout to unsung hero Jim Dandy. Willing to help always, no questions asked. Tied to a horse? Mermaid queen in trouble? Kill a hooker in Vegas? Burn your tongue on hot ramen? Jim Dandy to the rescue! 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026As my homey JAM would say, "titties & monsters!" 020
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Name a song to do at karaoke to freak out your coworkers based solely on the lyrics. (tie) Prison Sex - Tool Or Squeeze Me Macaroni - Mr Bungle 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026U know they not fn round when they show the chip bleedin' 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I see a dude with a rattlesnake suitcase under his arm, I'm not gonna think he's a mean machine been drinking gasoline. I'm gonna think he's a dork. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Late to the post but still floors me the WCW died here in PCB...but to be fair lots of things die here. 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Naked Snake sounds like a missed opportunity for a Whitesnake acoustic album 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comFargo - Man in Car SmokingALT: Fargo - Man in Car Smoking 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September 0101
Reposted by Junior Burger JrHot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you’ll have an awful September. 2242
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026M well is yellow coz ur pissed u didnt go med rare. Medium is white coz its generally white people who also put ketchup on their steak. Well is brown coz at that point it might as well be a piece of shit. 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Will you be able to follow the story if u dont have Just Dance 1? 020
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Guess its gonna be a Rocky Horror/9 to 5 double feature weekend. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Damn, looks like I picked the right weekend to goto Dolly's Pirate Voyage Dinner show. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I wonder how many people stumble upon you by accident trying to google rusty shackleford. 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026@rustyshackles.bsky.social enjoying Joey Roses on the Netflix 100
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I will sometimes see a cool e-bike & think itd be neat to have one. Then I remember that I own a car & don't have any DUIs 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026TIL the dog who played Spuds Mackenzie real name was Honey Tree Evil Eye...... Could've used that info before I named my daughter. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Upon review of the evidence aka music video, you disrupted a live band by playing the jukebox, broke up a pool game, shot a man & broke several windows. You're the smooth criminal here Mr Jackson. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I was caught in the middle of a railroad track. My mind raced & I thought, "what could I do?" ...um, how about not get caught in the middle of a fn railroad track? 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 17/07/2026For me its having Lt Dangle randomly show up as a doctor 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You just know Dennis Deyoung wanted those robots to sound like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Keep it classy, like podcasts detailing Pyscho Mantis as an influencer 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Isn't this the one we rented that time we walked to video merchant & played it back at my house? 100
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 04/07/2026May you celebrate it like Chewy ie dresses as a flag with your favorite 80s star & Gary Coleman 021
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Hey! Samesies! Cept mine has the side burner i never use 110
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 29/06/2026What its like in my headstatic.klipy.comQuentin Tarantino's The MisbehaversALT: Quentin Tarantino's The Misbehavers 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Dafuq? I thought it was just a toy cycle & u got a side of ur kernels in a normal bucket 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Mine is "Wagon Wheel" & the motorcycle dealership when the owner would switch it to the country radio station. 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026If I were him I'd just make it a screwball comedy about a guy who's flight from JFK keeps getting canceled. 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 30/05/2026“I bet for an Indian, shooting an old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow, and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls over, is like the top thing you can do.” 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Shout to products getting boosts from movies. Reese's & ET, Ray Ban & Risky Business/ MIB, Guy Fawkes masks & V for Vendetta, Crocs & Idiocracy 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026You called him Bob & I pictured Morton & then remembered I used to think he was his older brother as a kid. 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Not to be confused with non Marvel/DC movies to avoid, like League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Bloodshot, V for Vendetta, The Spirit 220
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Scott Pilgrim, which i both love & annoyed at Edgar Wright's stylish direction. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Seeing Sybil Danning made me think pizza scissoring was something else until I remembered thisstatic.klipy.comMan Eating Pizza in OfficeALT: Man Eating Pizza in Office 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Name a movie that should not have a porn parody. 127 hours 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Me doing this in 95 when you were in TX but was San Antonio Alamo 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Remember the first time I saw the band name & thought it was pronounced "metal-licka" 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Save yourself time & turn it off after michael cera. 110
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Much like quicksand, my adult life hasn't been hindered by grease or grass stains as much as the laundry industry anticipated. They were dead on about those blood stain though. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026@rustyshackles.bsky.social only in FL. "I dont live in this town, but the church of Satan I attend is over here" 010
