Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Name a song to do at karaoke to freak out your coworkers based solely on the lyrics. (tie) Prison Sex - Tool Or Squeeze Me Macaroni - Mr Bungle 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If I see a dude with a rattlesnake suitcase under his arm, I'm not gonna think he's a mean machine been drinking gasoline. I'm gonna think he's a dork. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comFargo - Man in Car SmokingALT: Fargo - Man in Car Smoking 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you'll have an awful September 0101
Reposted by Junior Burger JrHot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random or you’ll have an awful September. 2242
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Guess its gonna be a Rocky Horror/9 to 5 double feature weekend. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Damn, looks like I picked the right weekend to goto Dolly's Pirate Voyage Dinner show. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 10/08/2026@rustyshackles.bsky.social enjoying Joey Roses on the Netflix 100
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I will sometimes see a cool e-bike & think itd be neat to have one. Then I remember that I own a car & don't have any DUIs 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026TIL the dog who played Spuds Mackenzie real name was Honey Tree Evil Eye...... Could've used that info before I named my daughter. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Upon review of the evidence aka music video, you disrupted a live band by playing the jukebox, broke up a pool game, shot a man & broke several windows. You're the smooth criminal here Mr Jackson. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I was caught in the middle of a railroad track. My mind raced & I thought, "what could I do?" ...um, how about not get caught in the middle of a fn railroad track? 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Shout to products getting boosts from movies. Reese's & ET, Ray Ban & Risky Business/ MIB, Guy Fawkes masks & V for Vendetta, Crocs & Idiocracy 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Name a movie that should not have a porn parody. 127 hours 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Much like quicksand, my adult life hasn't been hindered by grease or grass stains as much as the laundry industry anticipated. They were dead on about those blood stain though. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026@rustyshackles.bsky.social only in FL. "I dont live in this town, but the church of Satan I attend is over here" 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Name a mascot that would make a good porn name - Mr. Salty 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Monday watching Jaws Part 2 Tuesday Wednesday Godfather 2 Thursday Electric Boogaloo Its Friday.. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Had a little help from Hans Moleman for this year's cookie quote 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I cant wait to get sick & lounge in this all day 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Never thought I'd live to see Bob Odenkirk become the new Liam Neeson 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I picked a hell of a night to watch spinal tap ii 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 22/11/2025If I were Big Joe, the code names would've been Boney Maroni, Tony Pepperoni, Johnny Pastrami & Tommy Salami. The Cold Cuts! 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Nice, my kid got one of those "The Substance" fingers for Halloween 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Damn, this one hurts. RIP Space Ace youtu.be/QK9W5_6l2K4?... 020
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Murray was dead on about the mommy & daddy guitar. "You'd have to be deaf to hear that" youtu.be/y5iG11s-dok?... 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 11/10/2025This whole Caught Stealing / One Battle After Another is a real Dantes Peak / Volcano situation they got going. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 11/10/2025PSA if your stanley fatmax jump box stops charging, just swap the inner battery, its basically a mower battery 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 10/10/2025About time someone looks into who that man was in the back who yelled "Everyone attack!" 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 08/10/2025@rustyshackles.bsky.social gonna tell my kid this is Yuen Biao, Jackie Chan & Sammo Hung 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I don't care what Monday's got Tuesday Wednesday blowing snot Thursday is a smelly twat It's Friday.... 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Monday you can blow my nose Tuesday Wednesday rubber hose Thursday playing with GI Joes It's Friday... 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 21/09/2025One perfect shot: Requiem For A Dream (2000) Dir: Darren Aronosky "Now let's see ass to ass" 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I mean, I was already planning on rewatching Sneakers anyways. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Am I the only one who thinks his name sounds like a dog breed? 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Monday wants to shoot it's goo Tuesday Wednesday fuck you too Thursday you are sniffing glue Its Friday 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2025I like my women like I like my coffee; liquefied & poured in a 20 oz paper cup 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Monday wants its money back Tuesday Wednesday Shaq Attack Thursday bitch you're smoking crack Its Friday..... 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 22/08/2025When I say we using the special shit, I mean we using the special shit 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Danny Glover was only 40 when he filmed Lethal Weapon, which means he was actually not getting too old for that shit. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Shoutout to the autistic kids who are putting in The Naked Gun Wikipedia plot without all the gags. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I don't remember this episode of Always Sunny 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Sucks Ozzy died but at least Sharon will now become as relevant as Courtney Love 010
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Teen Wolf of Wall Street Baby Taxi Driver Gangs of NY I Love You Mean Streets of Fire #ScorseseMashup 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Shoutout to Hoult playing Luthor, didn't give me whiny rich guy vibe like most others. Far cry from Clancy Brown's Luthor, who always made me feel like he could legit murder me. 000
Junior Burger Jr @juniorburgerjr.bsky.social · 07/07/2025I'm dipping cool ran doritos in nacho cheese & nacho doritos in ranch dressing. I don't give a fuck anymore 100
