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Juniebee

@juniebee.bsky.social
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Kentucky mom, cat person, reader. Still got my original PlayStation and SNES. I devour horror movies/ fiction. Fondly remember the few precious issues of Famous Monsters of Filmland I had when I was a kid. Please no DMs.

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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This baby's face...something about it makes me think she's people or something, I don't even know🥹
Close-up of tortie kitten on a box
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shew, this guy startled me this morning, even though I actually put him there lol
Plastic skeleton peeking from behind shrubbery
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Newest family member: Lily!
Torrie kitten peeking out from behind a rope-wrapped scratching post
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I know! I've bought similar things in the past that languish in the dust. See if you can find one of these though!
A squid plush on the "luxury vinyl plank" floor, with a cat's shadow approaching from the right to see if I'm going to pick it up and jangle the tentacles like she likes.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yeah, I went there.
Spirit Halloween store front, a black background with actual lettering instead of just a printed bannerThe new life-size Alien Xenomorph animatronic. Black and shiny. Sharp teeth. Looks pretty fancy.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm off today. Gonna try to dig into this enormous pile and...shift things around, I guess.
Large cardboard box overflowing with other boxes of junk, wires and cords, cables, random things that didn't fit elsewhere.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My special boy
Orange cat trying to recline in a cardboard box that is barely containing him
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
August is close enough. Here we go!
Halloween mantle display with a lit ceramic tree, pumpkin lights and a spooky black cat.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The world is really f'd up. But also, I've been battling some Creeping Jenny (bindweed) around my house. My daughter says I should just let it take over the house until it looks like a hobbit hole. It's hard to argue with that.
The delicate white blooms of the insidious vine known as Bindweed, which does exactly what it's name implies: chokes off every other plant it comes in contact with.Flower-and-vine covered hobbit house, with the standard round green door
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Well check it out: I planted four cherry tomato plants in mid-May, and this is my entire harvest. Clearly I'm some kind of nature goddess.
Hand holding two tiny cherry tomatoes.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Everywhere this innocent baby wanders, she's accompanied by that low-frequency growling from some of the bigger cats. Even Churu won't shut em up. 😮‍💨
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
New kitten, by the way. The other cats are not too pleased, and they're stressing everyone out about it, frankly.
Tortoiseshell kitten looking up at the camera
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ooh ooh! I just remembered something that made me happy in the pre-internet days. Hunting down these books individually, when you had to actually go into shops and yard sales, and hope you got lucky, instead of just typing a title and entering bank card info.
Old paperback copies of Piers Anthony's A Spell for Chameleon, The Source of Magic, and Castle Roogna, with brightly illustrated covers. The first three books in a fantasy series that was funny and charming, and full of silly puns. The later books in the series got to be kind of tired and cringey, but these had the happy juice. Castle Roogna was especially hard to find.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Look at this girl hiding in the closet this morning! Cute! Unfortunately she's also slightly psycho and bites me when I try to pull out some fresh underwear. 😖
Diluted calico cat peeking out from a fabric storage bin
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
After FOUR MONTHS, one of these buttholes let me stroke him on the back this morning for the first time!
Four black cats on a wooden deck
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Tubi got Kingdom of the Spiders again!
Movie artwork for kingdom of the spiders, featuring William Shatner in a cowboy hat, plus a bunch of tarantulas
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is the head that likes to butt against the bottom of my coffee cup right as I go to sip from it.
Close up of black and white cats head, eyes closed
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Just have to get through this workday, then I have a couple days off, and a couple fun engrossing projects to look forward to! Such as: sorting and organizing this big box of nails and screws! Many, many new nails to incorporate 🙀
Jumble of nails and screws of various lengths and sizes and states of rustiness
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
My five ferals say hi to your five! These guys don't have names bc I can't tell them apart yet 😸
Four black cats crowded around a food bowl on a wooden deck. One more black cat is visible in the grass several feet away.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Don't have a dog, but you can have a couple of these if you like! 😸
Swarm of four black cats on a wooden deck floor
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Kentucky's dem governor had them lowered at least
Gov. Andy Beshear has ordered that flags at all state office buildings be lowered to half-staff from sunrise to sunset on Saturday, March 7, in honor of trailblazing civil rights leader Jesse Jackson, who died February 17 at the age of 84.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Snug as a weird little bug
Big orange cat tightly wedged into a long narrow cardboard box
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I bought this cat bed several years ago. Cats shunned it no matter where I put it. Nearly tossed it. Then almost accidentally put it here in the window and now they fight over who gets to nap in it. Location, location, location.
Orange cat snuggled in a nearly-too-small bed atop a black table in a sunny window framed by green tied-back curtains
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This is the most unflattering pic I've ever taken of this kitty. 😄
Black n white cat, with eyes half-closed, whiskers askew, and a huge tongue-out.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
She was having attitude that day
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Done with traditional Christmas music for today. Gonna play my jam. "Call me, baby, wherever you are."
Cassette tape, Tom Waits, The Heart of Saturday Night, side 2
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Finally found a local light display to go to. I thought it was going to be all dark around here, but this was a happy discovery!
Christmas light display in the shape of a big poinsettia, some other multicolored lights in the background
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Found another dead mouse this morning. I guess this guy is the murdle-urdler this time. *Sigh*
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Well she killed the cute perfect tiny little mouse. 🐀 Left it right in my path to the kitchen this morning. 😖🤮😩 She did it. She knows I don't like it. And she don't give a fuck. 💀 Cats, man.
Smug gray cat.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Would you believe this sweet girl caught a mouse last night? I screamed at her and made her drop it, and now it's loose in my house somewhere, but she clearly feels satisfied she did what SHE was supposed to do.🐀
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Yeeeaah, I loves my orange boy!!!
So-orange cat crammed into a converse show box
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The little sayings on the wrappers of my Dove Promises: "Sounds like Monday's problem" and "Chocolate now, stress later." Is that a threat?? Okay, whoever's writing that shit should be fired.
Two Dove dark chocolate candies on a red background, one wrapped in red foil, one unwrapped.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Pretty pretty kitty. He's being especially affectionate lately for some reason, so "mama's boy" it makes me suspicious.
Orange cat sitting calmly on yellow chair in front of loaded bookcase.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
You could pull a turd out of my litterbox that would make a better president.
Close-up of squinty-eyed orange cat
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
We have a TV demon.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
This pic just turned out nice and moody. My little buddy is so pretty. 😊
Chunky orange cat sitting on a table between the door and window. Lighting is dim and moody.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Big boy, small box
Orange cat crammed into a converse show box
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Omg. I don't know who this is, I just saw it on boredpanda. It blew my mind, bc I just now realized and internalized that not only are there no video stores anymore, there are no more video store CLERKS. That used to be one of my coveted jobs when I was younger. What are maladjusted youth to do now?
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Ooh, delivery today! The graphic edition, for my teen.
Copy of "On Tyranny", by Tim Snyder. Graphic Edition!
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Being pretty today
Little black and white kitty relaxing in a windowsill
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
My kid called my neutered ginger cat "a loaf of banana no-nut bread." 🤣🤣🤣
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Squirrel has BREACHED the bird feeder! Birdseed has been OBLITERATED! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Squirrel hanging onto yellow birdeederSquirrel climbing under the lid of yellow birdfeederSquirrel completely inside yellow birdfeeder
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Big orange cat posing in front of stack of dvds
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Wtf. Mike Pompeo is totally unrecognizable now.
Screenshot of Mike Pompeo looking like he's been in a meat dehydrater the last few years.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Oh no! A sandworm swallowed my kitteh!!!
Mysterious flexible green tubeOrange cat looking out from the depths of the mysterious green tube
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I've seen a lot of people posting beautiful shots of their fuschias in bloom. Meanwhile mine don't even appear to be the same species as theirs. 😩
Fuschia bloom looking washed-out and limp. Sad.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Hey! I've got some of that variety, but mine are looking awful.
Chewed-up-looking fuschia budsScraggly fuschia in a hanging basket.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The prettiest boy!
Orange cat looking handome
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Like, look at this thing! This would be nice to have year-round!
Listing for a 6.5 inch black bird-shaped sun catcher from Spirit Halloween, for $19.99. It's so cool, but twenty bucks seems high for something so small. I suppose tariffs are going to ruin my Halloween joy as well. Sad-face.
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Juniebee @juniebee.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
It's too early here for the full face-melt scene🤢
Raiders of the Lost Ark face-melt Nazi guy
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