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@june.bash.pizza
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person 👩‍💻 software sorceress | 🎼 failed composer | 🎮 game enthusiast | 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 enjoyer of weird music, progressive politics, animals, stories, sleep Also tooting at mastodon.social/@junebash

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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 25/09/2026
He just like me fr
Screenshot of an IGN post reading, “Counter-Strike co-creator Minh Le revealed that Valve boss Gabe Newell got so obsessed with Mongolian throat singing at Valve HQ that staff started closing their office doors to escape the noise.” Below is a photo of an older white-bearded man with glasses seated in an office.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 08/09/2026
Reunited and it feels so good. 🥰 Just picked him up from his 28 day board and train program. Didn’t realize how much I missed him. ❤️❤️❤️
A woman with reddish hair smiles next to a large black dog outdoors, with green trees in the background.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 16/08/2026
Daria
Grey cat leaning on an arm amidst blankets
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 15/08/2026
I love this “answers love drinking your surprises stopped hands decide the grip i am ready i fight being” — #fridgle 1 fridgle.net
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 12/08/2026
I’ll take it! undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
MY SOUL: INTEGRITY (BLUE)
"Despite the pressure to change, I stayed true to myself."

INTEGRITY      68%
KINDNESS       58%
JUSTICE        53%
BRAVERY        36%
DETERMINATION  35%
PATIENCE       30%
PERSEVERANCE   21%
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 11/08/2026
I drew this with my hand. I know it’s shit, but it’s *my* shit.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 08/08/2026
happy boi
Black smiling dog with closed eyes sitting on a wooden table at a dog park
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 06/08/2026
Thoughts & prayers for folks working at Github today 😬
Screenshot of a GitHub status page incident titled 'Incident with Actions,' shown in a red banner with a Subscribe link. Below are a series of timestamped updates from Aug 6, 2026. It's... a lot.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 28/07/2026
woman in black with a headset talking on a green phone with the text “I was lying earlier when I said I was doing pretty good.”
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 16/07/2026
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 08/07/2026
Denny is a dramatic motherfucker
Denny the black dog lies curled on a floral armchair draped with a patchwork quilt, chin resting on the armrest, half his face caught in a warm shaft of evening sun light against a shadowed room.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 30/06/2026
I want to share where I’m at.
Quadrant chart labeled "GOOD" at top and "BAD" at bottom, with "OVERHYPED" and "TRANSFORMATIVE" marking the left and right halves of the upper section. Colored dots are scattered throughout, with one purple dot highlighted near the center-bottom, just inside the "TRANSFORMATIVE/BAD" quadrant.

Below, a card reads:

"YOU ARE...
**The Worrier**
*patron saint: Kelsey Piper*

It's real, it's powerful, and that's exactly why it worries you — not in a doom way, in a 'we should really be more careful than we're being' way. You take the capabilities seriously and the risks seriously, and you'd like the conversation to be a few degrees more sober."
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 15/06/2026
___ therefore ___ This is one of the funnier “negative” readings I’ve had in recent memory. “Yeah girl, if you isolate yourself from others you’re gonna get sad!”
Two tarot cards with gold line art on black background, laid on a wooden surface. On the left: “The Hermit” (card IX), showing a robed figure holding a glowing lantern surrounded by concentric circular patterns and mountain landscapes. On the right: “Five of Cups,” depicting a crying, hooded figure in profile gazing downward with two upright golden chalices visible in front of them and three tipped over chalices below.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 13/05/2026
Can confirm, am technically middle management, am not conscious
Tweet

Keep it down please
@InternetHippo

They taught Al how to talk like a corporate middle manager and thought this meant the Al was conscious instead of realizing that corporate middle managers aren't
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 02/05/2026
[walk|self]ie
Lady with red hair wearing a green cardigan, smiling at camera next to a black dog on a leash, with green hedges in the background.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 18/04/2026
Also these shoes are absurdly comfy and I love them. (Bonus Denny)
Person standing on a sunlit sidewalk wearing purple shoes and black pants, holding a leash attached to a black dog that is sniffing plants along the edge of the path.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 18/04/2026
I am not beating the clown allegations I have levied against myself.
Mirror selfie of a person standing in a bedroom, wearing a tan top, black high-waisted pants with suspenders, a rust-colored cardigan, and purple shoes. They are holding a phone and posing with one hand on their hip. The mirror has visible smudges. In the background are a bed with a teal blanket, a window with blinds, a chair with clothes draped over it, and a cardboard box on the floor. A cat’s tail is visible at the bottom edge of the frame.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 09/04/2026
jfc this is so beyond embarrassing
8:36 PMA screenshot of Kagi search results showing news coverage of reports that the Trump administration's Pentagon threatened the Vatican after Pope Leo XIV criticized Trump's militaristic policies. Headlines from New Republic, Hindustan Times, and Newsweek are visible, along with photos of the Pope. The search returned 24 results in about one second.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 23/03/2026
Denny is having an extremely normal one
A large black dog lies on the couch with his head resting on a colorful patchwork quilt, giving the camera an extremely dramatic side-eye; one eye rolled conspicuously upward and to the side, his jowls smooshed against the quilt, and his expression radiating equal parts suspicion and existential weariness.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 19/03/2026
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 12/03/2026
lol bs
a big quote: "It's an odd thing to say, but our research shows users actually like ads within Search" (quote from some Google exec in a Wired interview)
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 06/03/2026
Screenshot of a chat interface called "your ai slop bores me" showing a user message that reads "How do we make the world not on fire" and an AI response that reads "Easy! Accelerate climate change until sea level rise extinguishes all areas currently on fire."
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 02/03/2026
teefies
black and white cat on a window sill doing a big big yawn and showing his big big teeth
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 28/02/2026
FeLLIN’ ShReKKy
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 22/02/2026
I was looking through some music from 11 years ago (!!!) and came across this track and holy shit I went hard lol
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 16/02/2026
ok look i'm not going to do it but like...
boobs.now domain for sale for $109.69/year (renews at same price)
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 10/02/2026
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 31/01/2026
Pretty happy with how the app icon turned out.
A rounded square app icon with a sage green gradient background. The icon features a black hand-drawn spiral that starts loose and squiggly on the outside, gradually becoming smoother and tighter as it curls toward the center.
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 29/01/2026
Sylvie being a dignified little lady.
A gray tabby cat with white chest markings sits upright in a round tan cat bed with white fleece trim, looking directly at the camera with an alert expression. The cat wears a collar with a small tag. Behind the cat is a home music studio setup featuring an M-Audio studio monitor on a stand and walls covered with multicolored acoustic foam panels in wedge patterns.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 25/01/2026
I think I know what I want my next tattoo to be
A prattling pate from Elden Ring. This is the one that says “You’re beautiful.”
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 24/01/2026
Fuck it lol
A black and white photo of a short dock with text overlayed

june bash 

are you
losing sleep?
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 15/01/2026
Sky pretty tonight
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 04/01/2026
Sylvie really enjoyed Flow.
Kitty keenly watching an animated kitty on a tv screen
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 03/01/2026
Trying to learn to better embody this quote this year.
"“Imagine you’re on the New York City subway,” he begins, “and these extraterrestrials come and zap the subway car so that all of you in it are going to be together ... forever.” What do we do? If someone is hungry, we feed them. If someone is freaking out, we try to calm them down. We might not like everybody, or approve of them—but we’re going to be together forever, so we need to get along, take care of one another, and acknowledge that our lives are linked. Isn’t living on planet Earth like being in that subway car? We’re all together forever; our lives are linked." (Sharon Salzberg, Real Happiness)
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 02/01/2026
IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN.
A timestamp in logic alongside a measure counter.

01:01:27:06.65
41 1 1 1track names in logic.

- low drone
- mid drone
- high drone
- electric piano
- jitters 
- harumph
- chk
- thump (this one has a kick drum icon next to it)
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 27/12/2025
Two dudes in the same hat waving at each other saying “same hat!”
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 24/12/2025
I'm very happy with my shell prompt now :D
A colorful shell prompt.

"hey grrrrrl" in white ASCII art 3D lettering

Wednesday, December 24th, 2025 — 9:44 AM [in cyan]
2025-12-24_09-44-14 [in dark grey]

5 colorful progress bars showing the current progress in different periods
Day: 40.6%
Week: 34.4%
Month: 75.5%
Year: 97.9%
Life: 36.1%

Welcome to fish, the friendly interactive shell
Type help for instructions on how to use fish

a chunky, more normal, but slightly colorful command line prompt follows
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 15/12/2025
quote this post with your four best pics of 2025 pls and thanku x
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 09/12/2025
Sylvie loves being a shoulder kitty
Grey tabby adolescent cat walks on shoulder of red haired woman smiling
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 07/12/2025
Daria enjoyed Castle in the Sky tonight <3
Cat sitting in front of a TV showing the robot from Castle in the Sky
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 04/12/2025
work kitties
Grey tuxedo adolescent cat lounging on her side on a desk, lamp behind her, moody lightingGrey tabby adolescent cat sleeping in a ball on a fuzzy elevated bed, sound foam on the walls in the background
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 03/12/2025
Awwww this is weirdly cute and I’m oddly proud of it
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "folks" (42×), "music" (30×), "shit" (25×), "hard" (24×), "weird" (21×), "game" (21×), "sounds" (20×), "find" (17×), "friends" (16×), "fuck" (15×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 18/11/2025
snuggle babz :3
Grey tuxedo kitten cuddling up next much bigger black dog’s legs on a brown couch
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 16/11/2025
FINE I'll play with strudel
Screenshot of a screen full of strudel code in the Dracula theme

```javascript
setcpm(130/4)
// sound("<bd*2 [hh*3 bd] [sd [oh hh]] bd*2 [oh hh] [bd hh*2] [sd bd] hh*3>*8")
// sound("<hh [hh hh]>*8, <bd [bd,sd]>*4")
  // .bank("RolandTR909")
// n("0 1 [4 2] 3*2").sound("casio")
$: note("<b4 e3 c5 a3 g4>*16").sound("supersaw")
// .lpf(slider(100, 100, 2000, 1))
  // .vowel("<a e i o>*7")
  .lpf(slider(365, 100, 4000, 1))
  .adsr(".001:.1:.0:0.1")
  // .pianoroll()

$: sound("bd*4")
  .bank("RolandTR909")
  .lpf(slider(1067, 30, 1200, 1))

$: note("a1*16")
  .sound("supersaw")
  .lpf(slider(7060, 80, 8000, 1))
  .adsr(".001:.1:.0:0.1")

$: note("<e3 e3 a2 c3 c3 g3 g3 g3>*8")
  .sound("supersaw")
  .lpf(slider(106, 80, 8000, 1))
  .adsr(".001:.9:.2:0.1")
  .gain(slider(0.36, 0, 1, 0.01))

$: sound("<- hh>*8")
  .bank("AkaiLinn")
  .gain(0.1)

$: sound("<- cp>*4")
  .bank("AkaiLinn")
  .gain(0.3)
```
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 12/11/2025
Repost with an iconic fictional band How could I not choose them (Thanks for reminding me they exist)
Kessoku Band portrait from Bocchi the Rock
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 09/11/2025
New hair who dis (feat Denny)
Me but with shorter red hair and also a black dog on a red leash
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 22/10/2025
Sylvie gave me the best new reaction image today.
Sylvie making a Dreamworks Animation worthy skeptical face
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 17/10/2025
Look at these lil muffins
Great kittens cuddling on a cat bed in muted office lighting
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 14/10/2025
Monsters
Sylvie licking Daria’s face in a cuddle puddle in a cat bed they barely fit in together
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June Bash @june.bash.pizza · 10/10/2025
Evening cuddle puddle
6 month old kittens cuddling in the fold of a comforter
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