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@jumpinglamps.bsky.social
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Call me Leo! Writer, I draw sometimes. 30s, he/him. 🔞 AI is not welcome here

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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“If you are craving carbs, you should actually eat—“ a carb, probably. Bodies need them. Eat the croissant. For me.
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This body is a goddamn prison
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 12/10/2026
Amazon’s latest add ons are just new subdivisions of the stuff that was available on Prime to force you to pay more.
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I think their growth here is being stunted by rampant internet censorship, which might be why we’re seeing this immaturity lingering longer than you might expect
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes they’re in their 20s. Yes they’re still immature. Especially if they grew up in a strict environment. I didn’t see The Point of sex scenes until I was like 22, didn’t start seeing them as significant to analysis until 25. And that’s with me not coming from a religious family.
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m talking about sex scenes in movies to be clear
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Why does Gen Z hate sex” they’re immature. I don’t think it’s deeper than that
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Dove 🚬🥃 @dovegraveyard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Drawtober • Day 11
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ReDreArt @redreart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
❤️‍🔥 Wyll Ravengard ❤️‍🔥
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve been pondering around this for weeks. More than a month. Like turning the flashlight on on your phone because your phone is missing and it’s dark
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Oh man, I really feel a strong connection to these stories about fictional girls dealing with body horror. Wonder if that says anything unfortunate about me” Oh. It’s me being trans again, isn’t it.
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You ever able to tell when someone wants to blame you for something, but is telling themself they shouldn’t do that, so instead what comes out is a very passive aggressive near-accusation that you’re supposed to ignore or use as your opportunity to confess That’s what talking to my mom is like
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These are the layups. All these actions are crimes. All the perjuries are crimes. Find one vicious bastard prosecutor and have them chew through these ICE/DHS cases starting Day One. Just enforce the law! The lowest bar possible!
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And that’s not sustainable & it legitimately terrifies me to the point I’ve had conversations with right wing former friends that were so devoid of basic facts of reality that I still stay up at night sometimes thinking about how far gone they are
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あんじ🐱🐣‪ @anjiyoi242.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🪄ろまんす🪄
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quote posts got disabled on the original post I’m riffing on but, for spoopy month: the movie I remember first scared me as a kid was Beauty and the Beast. Beast yelling was scary and mean. I never liked that movie
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hapan pirate stranded on a backwater planet be like #starwarsrpg
Digital art. A man holding a futuristic smoking pipe leaning against a wall while looking pensively out at the distance
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 01/10/2026
This kind of stuff really shows how anti-trans sports bans and policies meant to segregate trans people really have nothing to do with "competitive advantage." All this trans girl wanted to do was run for homecoming queen. Like the students would still have to vote for her to even win!
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Making a portrait piece for Leur. WIP
Digital art. A crop in on a young man’s face, he’s looking pensively to the right of the frame. All in tones of purple
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 25/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING: In a major loss for voters, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 to allow the Trump administration to initiate voter roll purges using a flawed database involving Americans' private data. The ruling will disproportionately impact naturalized citizens who've been wrongly flagged in the system.
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Should you bring iced coffee to an interview” I don’t know, I think this is maybe not worth the attention it’s getting
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don’t work out it’s a trap
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The downside of doing so many squats that my ass is noticeably bigger is that my pants don’t fit the way they used to. I don’t wanna buy more jeans
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
emerges awesomely and cutely
a pixel art battle sprite of a black cat emerging from the liquidy screen of a CRT monitor
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Boolair Thorboorn @oiblair.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this era of the games industry will be remembered as one of the most brutally pointless periods. billions upon billions spent on... nothing. countless lives upended. such a profound waste of talent and what could have been.
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you’re scapegoating people on your team to keep heat off you, you’re not a leader
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Most managers don’t have a leadership bone in their body
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dimitri🪽comms open @royai.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
one of the illustrations in the zine :] i had already shared it at some point, but it seems like i deleted it? so i'm sharing it again #fma #royai #transmascriza
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Loubert 🔞🔞🔞 @monsterfunhouse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trying to keep it quiet in camp #wyllstarion
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🔞⚔️Lumen⚔️ @churchofpossum.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As the Earth Begins to Bloom [ #⚔️ ]
An illustration of my knight OCs Douglas and Willow, fully armored, engaging in some stretching. Willow, to the right of the picture is leaning on a short wall, his exposed backside and balls to the viewer. A red cloak is draped over his back and part of his ass and there is a flower crown on his head. Douglas, on the left, has one arm looped around Willows front and has his hand placed at Willows nape neck to steady him. His right hand is bare and two fingers deep in Willows hole, stretching him. 

There are some blooming cherry tree branches in the top right corner, hinting on this being set in spring, which explains the overly poetic title.
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hot take memory cards were better than robust built-in system memory. Could upgrade your memory storage on the cheap because memory cards were inexpensive and easy to find. Less taxing on the console. Your save files were limited only by how many memory cards you had.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Dean @tatert07s.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“You think hurting is who you are.” #art #dragonage
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ごぜん @yoi5zen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[539483-rainy-spring-day].
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gotta make a crazy looking post for security reasons in just a sec, just want everyone to know I haven’t been hacked lmao
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
God damn Star Wars fandom sucks. Like most fandoms have their thorns but why are the Star Wars fans so awful
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Was having a productive discussion about film authorship and the collaborative nature of the art of film until TLJ stans showed up. Redditors be normal about that film challenge
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran saying "I'm in love with the shape of you" while looking at a map of Greater Israel
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Day 7: Free day @no6-rc.bsky.social #no6week2026
Nezumi, Shion, and the three mice taking a nap. Shion is lying face down on nezumi's chest, while the mice are curled up together on his back
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does it help you move forward, democrats, to keep shooting your toes off? Are any of us having a good time?
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🌙jumpinglamps🌙 @jumpinglamps.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why do dems keep shooting themselves in the foot like this
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🌱Lore @amaretta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Lil Shadowheart portrait I made a while ago 🌙 Commissions open: www.lorenala-art.com/commissions #BG3 #Shadowheart
Black and white digital pencil portrait of Shadowheart, a white haired half elf in side profile. Stars in the background and three moons directly above her head
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hi guys, commissions open! for portraits, emotes and badges (twitch / discord / youtube whatever) ko-fi.com/tofu/commiss... i'm also looking for a new gig so lmk if you have any leads!! cheers!! <3
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Lu🌝 | Comms open! @moonnogginn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Day 5: Stargazing For No. 6 week @no6-rc.bsky.social #no6week2026
Shion and nezumi under a starry sky. Shion is smiling and looking up, nezumi is glancing at shion and trying not to smile
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the primary use cases of genAI are dehumanization and fascism and this isn't by accident
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Celestial Meadow made this for you mum. i'll miss you #pixelart
pixel art of three glowing white goats prancing through a meadow at night. in the background a blue, purple and pink sky swirls above them with shooting stars
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