Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 29/09/2026I made a board to properly test this out but it's not here yet. I imagine the tracking will be smoother when the magnetometers aren't so jankily placed. 020
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 29/09/2026Crazy what you can do with a handful of magnetometers and like, 𝒂𝒍𝒍 the math. 1318
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 20/09/2026Check it out, I accidentally replaced an 8 bit 1010 RGB with a 16 bit one and turns out it still works. I'm guessing the weird color is because it's taking RRGGBB from 2 LEDs' RGBRGB data. I would've expected there'd be issues with a start frame in the middle but apparently not. 1100
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 26/08/2026It only counts as real pizza if it's flat to within +/-.000030" 3354
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 23/08/2026There's also a similar thing called a Body Snatcher that "snatches" the most negative voltage from the input and uses it to power the MOSFET body. The difference here is it's doing it in real time instead of charging a floating gate capacitor. www.falstad.com/s.php?s=KdqHJf 110
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 23/08/2026I found these 64 channel HV analog switches that don't need HV in, but turns out they can't pass DC because they harvest power from the signal to charge a floating gate for the MOSFETs. It's such a wild circuit I had to make it in Falstad to get it on a vibez level. falstad.com/s.php?s=uLEHuT 100
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 23/08/2026Okay whatever AI they're using to fill out fake employees in Shenzhen is a friggin' comedic genius. 100
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 22/08/2026I don't want the card edge bit sticking out too much for aesthetic reasons, so I'm resin printing the boards and putting chalky marker on them to figure out the absolute bare minimum length that will still grab the board and make contact. I welcome the roast by @cursed-connectors.bsky.social 050
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 22/08/2026Me telling people how to use KiCad: "Just make your own footprints it takes like 2 seconds" Me actually using KiCad: 3 days and 8 printed mockups in for a single cursed 2x35 pin header / card edge footprint. 3143
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 10/08/2026I may have overestimated how load-bearing this image is 070
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 04/08/2026Check out my state-of-the-shit-I-had-laying-around vodka-cooled resin curing system. DMs are open, investors. 241
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 03/08/2026And the coolest part: the top surface is a replaceable protoboard PCB. So you can breadboard something, then if you want to keep it, solder everything in place and pull it off as a permanent PCB and just put on a fresh "Wig." 020
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 03/08/2026If you're wondering what I'm cooking here, it's a new thing I'm super hyped on. It's like a regular breadboard BUT: 6 holes so you can put double row headers in the middle aligned power rails a 70 pin card edge connector on top mapped to the rows (for adding a Jumperless-as-a-module or whatever) 130
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 03/08/2026I think Sam underestimated my willingness to turn my house into a Superfund site if it means I can sanity check models as I design them. This was a 12 minute print (plus half an hour of living in goo land.) 120
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 03/08/2026@settinger.net missed his monthly appointment to tell me not to buy a resin printer so I did. These things friggin' rule (for the kinds of things I tend to make) But I also see why the washing and curing stuff is such a big deal, my tupperware full of vodka and 3 UV flashlights aren't gonna cut it. 291
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 07/07/2026I bought this stop motion armature as a source of ball and socket joints and made a huge mistake by putting it together. It is now a friend so I need to get another one to harvest for linkages. 040
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 23/04/2026This was my super janky setup just to check if it would work at all 170
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 14/04/2026Oh yeah ha. I should probably mention that. The reason is it replaces the existing LED wishbone board that's already on there. They don't make reverse mount 1x1mm LEDs so have a separate board to light up the logo and nano header, and it catches the light that bounces back to light up the text. 010
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 13/04/2026If you preordered one of these, I should have them out todayish. Turns out they're easier to install than I thought, but I'll have a link to the instructions on the product page before they get to you. shop.jumperless.org/products/ala... 120
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 13/04/2026It still blows my mind you can get a 1mm working height pogo pin. 160
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 13/04/2026The ALASKAN BULL WORM! PSRAM Mod kits are in. I was worried about the fit around that flash chip but the vibes-based clearance was so on point you could probably get away with just friction fitting them. 150
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 07/04/2026Idk what to call it, it’s like a Matrix Mixer (but cooler because the backend is a Jumperless) with an insane array of 50 3-axis magnetometers so you can plug in knobs or springy door stoppers or Space Mice into the jacks and to control stuff. The functionality is kinda falling out of the design 120
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 03/04/2026**Refuses to elaborate further (but mostly because I have no idea wtf this thing will actually do yet)** 380
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 19/03/2026I use @elecrow.bsky.social for any production stuff and I will shill them endlessly. They've saved me from my own stupidity quite a few times. 151
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 19/03/2026I love how fabs have such low self-esteem. They'll be like, "hey those silkscreen features are too tiny, our terrible process will turn them into mush" and you say "that's fine, just try your best" and then they fucking nail it every time. 2141
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 19/03/2026omg it's soo expensive, like $1200 in setup fees. But if like 1000 people wanted a physical hardware shitpost it wouldn't be too bad 101
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 19/03/2026This is my worst and favorite idea I've had in a while. 230
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 13/03/2026I really need to stop reading peoples' comments, they keep giving me horrible ideas. Please direct all blame for this one to @aryafairywren.bsky.social 020
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 12/03/2026I figure y'all would want this footprint so I'm making it worse before I put it up on GitHub 3160
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 09/03/2026For reference, these are the layers on a Jumperless. It's weird that it looks only slightly more complicated even though there's orders of magnitude more shit going on. 060
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 09/03/2026It's crazy how much routing it took to make this silly little SMD breakout. Like, it feels wrong somehow. 3272
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 26/02/2026Son of a bitch, My Pillow guy's selling energy drinks called Rev 7 (the latest Jumperless hardware revision is called V5 Rev 7.) 120
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 23/02/2026I forked Viper IDE to fix a few things that bugged me, but of course I had to be super extra about it and make clicking any function bring up the docs, and threw in a little OLED bitmap editor for good measure. So now it's Jumper IDE and it is friggin' rad 180
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 22/02/2026Sourdough, motherfuckers! The sudden switch from "hey it's an edible wheat slurry" to "this is the most delicious thing I've ever eaten" must've killed the first like five ancient people to invent bread making. 4132
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 12/02/2026I am the intermediate mass black hole at the center of the Maker Hardware Workshop globular cluster. 020
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 08/02/2026I know I did like, a full-on Doom port a while back, but for some reason playing Snake on top of a running circuit is equally exciting. 141
Kevin Santo Cappuccio @jumperless.org · 06/02/2026@alpenglow.bsky.social got me wondering if it's possible to do an infinity mirror with a 45º bend in it. Turns out it totally is. (There were much easier ways to validate this that don't involve an overnight render) 151