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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 56m

For home delivery, you gotta upload a picture of your ID now someone explain why this guy redacted his address. For a delivery. To his address.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Really think they could have phrased this differently

A YouTube video about Zaccharie Risacher with the words WHY DID HE BUST?

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 4h

A bowl of Bún bò Huế could solve at least thirty percent of my problems right now

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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I've got something controversial to say People love to argue ranch vs bleu cheese for buffalo wings But the real answer? Parmesan peppercon

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Peach brulee blackberry bourbon smash

Dark purple cocktail described above with a (maybe a bit too) bruleed slice of peach on top

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My 8 year old nephew is in pee wee hockey with no checking allowed Keeps getting in trouble for checking Told him the coaches of the older kids teams will notice and they'll want him Being told by his mother to shut up.

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

All those years of people naming their fantasy teams My Ditka In A Box, and here we are. I'm so sorry.

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My cousin in law took Dart and Nix back to back at the 7/8 turn (after taking Mahomes at the end of the 5th) and threw my entire plan for a loop.

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Zyon McCollum must be Greek the way he's cookin Lamb tonight

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It's that one Red Sox alternate everybody is surprised exists every time they wear it

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

My day got ruined, so now yours has to. New hire was telling us a story from his last job: they had to ban a customer, elderly woman, for repeatedly trying to use an expired ID Her response? Cut open her colostomy bag in front of the door.

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Most liberals have it wrong so I'm not surprised.

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm too locked in on "go fast vessel". Is that different from a speedboat or did they forget the word

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shit was real sweet about four hours ago

A fantasy football matchup in which your hero's opponent started Chuba Hubbard and Tetairoa McMillanz who combined for 64 points, closing your hero's lead to 58, while his opponent has Shough, Bijan Robinson, Chris Olave, Kyle Pitts, and the Saints kicker left to play

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Didn't trust Jameis, benched Likely. Started Saqid. Currently projected to lose by 5 😭

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's my fault, I benched him for makai lemon

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I really really hate that Manning & Gillis bud light commercial

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Get some .meth and talk a walk down to the .streams .Gee, .S mcgowan just had a 28 yard kickoff return

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love it on fresh fruits especially mango. It's a very strange flavor. You get sweet salty spicy sour but like... At different times. You know what I mean?!

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

And a pinch of salt, forgot to type that part.

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Chamoygarita 2 shots mezcal 1 shot Cointreau 1 shot tangerine juice 1/2 tablespoon Chamoy Needs lime but pretty tasty

A cocktail (recipe in body of post) sits atop a cutting board, much clutter in the background

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That's fear in his eyes. He's electric He knows what's at stake if he falls in.

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Second one has a couple dashes of bitters *chefs kiss*

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass @jumico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

• blueberries muddled in 1 shot Cointreau • 2 shots of bourbon • 1 shot peach nectar • juice of half a lemon • 1/2 tsp brown sugar • shaken over ice •strained into fresh ice