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Justin Lacy

@julyantics.bsky.social
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Time Magazine’s Person of the Year (2006)

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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s amazing how much the little, normal routines feel like magic after a long recovery.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I definitely had to do a double-take on this one. Was very confused until I saw what account it was.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
(Model is a mini I put together on heroforge.com).
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ll do both. This is Llewelyn, my current D&D character. He’s a Harengon War Wizard, who due to his backstory has currently lost the ability to smile or laugh (campaign is Wild Beyond the Witchlight, where all characters have lost something of at the start).
A Harengon (rabbit-man) in wizard robes, a purple crystal in his hand.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A phrase that, even if warranted, famously yields the desired result precisely zero percent of the time.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Amazon says I don’t have a preference for sparkling water brands, except I also prefer Liquid Death, except I also prefer Nixie. Very consistent, Amazon.
Amazon “About You” page. 
Product Preferences: Steadily rotating sparkling water brands rather than committing to one
Product Preferences: Prefers zero-sugar or low-sugar beverage options
Brands: Consistently chooses Liquid Death for sparkling water
Departments: Sparkling Water & Specialty Beverages
Brands: Regularly purchases Nixie Organic sparkling water across flavors
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: James Franco denies rumors of his ability to hypnotize an entire room full of people at once. We all agreed that would be silly, and also he is very handsome and funny.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“K.”
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reread the question- Mark was asking about the five guilds specifically featured in Return to Ravnica (the set), not the ten Ravnican guilds as a whole.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blocked for saying Candlejack’s name. Which is honestly a
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HM Wogglebug is pretty much Baum’s Jar Jar Binks. He’s a weird character who shows up out of the blue and gets way more screen time than his actual relevance to the plot, that the creator was sure would be the breakout success character of the franchise.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The block makes sense, bisexual visibility month just ended after all.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Elon Musk” feels like the parody name version of “Ian Mollusk”, rather than the other way around.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Disappointed Goofy Driving
ALT: Disappointed Goofy Driving
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We had an unexpected visitor drop by last night. Thankfully there was no olfactory evidence of their visit, but I’m really not keen on the idea of a skunk hanging around. Especially if it manages to find its way into the backyard while the dogs are out there.
Ring camera footage of a skunk on our front porch. A goose statue in a crochet football uniform stands guard, watching.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to say at some point Apple changed the iPod’s shuffle algorithm because it didn’t feel random enough- people were getting clumps of the same artist/album, which is expected in a truly random distribution but *feels* wrong. I feel like “semi-random” covers this phenomenon pretty well.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fantastic one-two punch on the timeline with this one.
Two skeets. The first is from The New York Times: “Kelly McWilliams is biracial, and she was raised to be proud of her identity, but when she walks into a room, a lot of people perceive her as a white woman. And when she does tell people she’s Black, the situation can get uncomfortable – even scary – very, very fast.”

The second is the horse post this is being posted as a reply to.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Each NONLAND permanent, right?
Natalie Portman as Padmé from Star Wars Episode II. She has a wide grin. This screen is best known from a meme where she makes some kind of assumption on something Anakin says, he looks at her, and she realizes the horrifying implications in the last panel.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Yoda: Do or Do Not. There Is No Try.
ALT: Yoda: Do or Do Not. There Is No Try.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Marisa Tomei? The same Marisa Tomei who has several gags in the MCU dedicated to how attractive she is? THAT Marisa Tomei?
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, so the Massachusetts Lesbian Bar Discourse is *your* fault!
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Out with my wife at her hair appointment, and this salon is definitely playing Splatoon music.
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Ben Bertoli 🫜 @radishgames.com · 22/09/2026
And we’re live! Go back my new gaaaaaame!
kickstarter.com
Sands of Crime
A push-your-luck card game of dicey dealin' and loot stealin'.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Indeed.
Three-panel Garfield comic. Panel 1: Garfield thinks “How come I’ve known you a year, Nermal, and you’re still a tiny kitten?” Panel 2: Nermal thinks “I think small” Panel 3: Nermal thinks “And the coffee and cigarettes don’t hurt”
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yarr Harr Fiddle-Dee-Dee; Peachy the Pirate is alright with me!
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And once again, our ability to have nice things has been ruined by careless third party.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Started playing Pokémon Crystal in preparation of the impending Bank shutdown. Figured if I was going to do this, it was now or never. Anyway, Shiny Time Onion acquired!
A 3DS playing Pokémon Crystal with the text “Wild CELEBI appeared!”. The Celebi in question is pink rather than the usual green.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Getting some real Revelation 3:16 vibes from this one, Horse.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was wondering if Reality Fracture would have any new cards for my Angels deck. I just wasn’t expecting, you know… Ob Nixilis.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To be fair, Otaku Dad probably does not translate well. Lots of 21st century Earth culture in that one.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Svanda, my beloved.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Everyone’s a critic.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bluesky has just been weird in general about the age verification thing. Sometimes I’ve gotten the “verify you’re an adult” pop-up on sign in, and it just goes away? It doesn’t help that sometimes my phone thinks I’m in Texas for some reason.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The French are a very silly people.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I maintain that Anakin being Vader forces a much tighter timeline than was originally intended. If you allow for a gap between the rise of the Empire and the death of Anakin Skywalker, it becomes a little bit better (though still kind of weird). Lucas writing that twist into ESB broke the timeline.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Amazing thread. I’m so proud to have promoted it.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’s been romantically involved with a snake-woman for years, and it was confirmed in one of the stories that they lacked the biological compatibility to reproduce. Does this confirm that Vraska also has a cloaca and Jace subconsciously turned into a bird for sexual compatibility purposes? Maybe.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can’t help but wonder- is this an actual old person or internet old person? Because I’m an internet old person (40) and I can tell you the 90s were great, for reasons that largely have to do with me being between the ages of 4 and 14 when they happened.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Richard Phelddagrif
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Safe travels!
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The fact that 3/9 Yargle is bottom-heavy instead of top-heavy is an amazing bit of art direction.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Swiper from Dora Says Oh Man!
ALT: Swiper from Dora Says Oh Man!
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I mean, given what we know so far about each game’s core concept, there’s certainly room for confusion.
A tweet from @phisnom that reads “today’s Nintendo Direct revealed a new Kirby game about exploring a strange world by breaking fake walls to access secret areas & a new Metroid game about eating enemies to absorb their powers.”

It is followed by a screencap of a news article “2 families sue Notth Dakota hospital 38 years after their babies were switched at birth.”
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s a protection spell that’s also a removal spell. Sometimes it can be card draw if that’s what you need instead. Or maybe you just think your commander deserves the Eldrazi Conscription instead of your opponent’s. And you can do it all with zero mana.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh, yeah, I was getting those mixed up. It’s probably Spirits then, because it just kind of feels the most tacked on. “All right, we got Vampires, Werewolves, Zombies, and… Ghosts, I guess?”
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Humans, right? Wasn’t it in instead where humans were first even added as a type?
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I do love that part of Jace’s big moment of clarity involves realizing that being the Guildpact was always a crappy job and he put up with it far longer than he should have.
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did Kirby just hit Dedede so hard he broke the 4th wall?
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Justin Lacy @julyantics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love how young Link looks here. The ocarina barely fits in his hands. It really drives home that he’s just a kid, about to be forced to grow up too fast.
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