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Julie Pagano

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Still mostly on mastodon, but investigating. My views are my own and have nothing to do with my employers past, present, or future.

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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 12/08/2026
Dan Ryan's name plate being partly occluded by what appears to be a giant foam finger while voting on giving money to a billionaire sports team owner is a bit much.
Screenshot of Portland City Council Wednesday AM Session live stream. Councilor Dan Ryan is on screen. His name plate is mostly covered by the finger from a large foam finger.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 15/06/2026
A vampire that’s not Dracula.
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 13/06/2026
Best comment from the livestream.
THEY'RE HIDING THE CATGIRLS FROM US!! THEY'RE HIDING THE CATGIRLS FROM US!! THEY'RE HIDING THE CATGIRLS FROM US!! THEY'RE HIDING THE CATGIRLS FROM US!! THEY'RE HIDING THE CATGIRLS FROM US!!
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 25/05/2026
Me, every time the pope is in the news dunking on some asshole(s) that are causing significantly more harm than the Catholic Church.
Screen shot of clickhole post titled "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point."
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 15/03/2026
I searched for “hell” in my photos and it mostly turned up the word “hello,” including this weird drawing I did when I was working on a zine about performance reviews that I never finished because covid and tech industry doom.
A three panel comic. The first comic shows a stick figure going into a store called “Kawaii Gifts” which has the word “hello” in the window. The second panel is the figure saying “Show me your largest stuffed animal, please! I must be consoled for there has been a perf crime!” The third panel shows the stick figure holding a large stuffed seal and saying “It’s just you and me now, Mr. Snuggles.”
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 27/12/2025
I hate AI overviews so much. Hallucinatory garbage. If it lies about the most inane stuff, how anyone trusts it for something more serious is beyond me.
Screenshot of a google image search for "jackie's male nurse on the good wife." The AI Overview reads: "Jackie Florrick's male nurse on The Good Wife was Christián Romano, played by an actor named Christián Romano (same name as character, confusingly) or sometimes credited as Christián Romano, who was hired after Jackie's stroke and proved a good fit for her, interacting with Peter and Alicia, but later disappeared after taking money from Eli Gold."Screenshot from "the good fight" wiki showing that the character Christián Romano was portrayed by Yul Vasquez (sic).Screenshot from IMDB showing that the character Cristián Romano was portrayed by Yul Vazquez.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 21/09/2025
The only Kirk I care about. (I'm lazily rewatching gilmore girls again).
A screen shot of Kirk from the tv show Gilmore Girls saying "I've been working for 11 years, Luke. I've had 15,000 jobs."
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 15/09/2025
It needs some blocking to make it sit a bit more nicely, but the ghosts are done!
A purple crochet circular doily with six ghosts coming out from the center.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 08/08/2025
Cats!
A large orange cat with a lilac collar shaped like a flower sleeps entangled with a small black cat in a blue cat bed with pictures of cats, stars, and moons on it.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 27/07/2025
The grumpy pumpkin has been relocated so my goth daughter doesn’t kick him in his surgical incision.
A large orange cat wearing a large orange collar that kinda makes him look like a pumpkin. A small black cat resting.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 28/06/2025
My current project is crocheting over some charging cables, so they kinda look like ivy. It’s not that pretty, but it’s making me happy, and that’s the important part.
A usb cable covered in light green cotton yarn that occasionally has light green crocheted leaves. It looks a little like ivy.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 28/06/2025
Charlie has been upgraded to a recovery suit because he figured out how to lick his hot spot with the donut. He is very grumpy and very stylish.
A large orange cat wearing a snug orange tiger striped onesie. He is loafing on top of a dark grey ottoman with a light grey blanket on top of it.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 18/06/2025
I love the bannisters in our century home because they are perfect for cats.
A large orange cat sits on the end of a bannister, which has a flat top (I have no idea what the correct terminology is). He is wearing a blue donut around his neck to prevent irritating an overgrooming injury. He looks upward like he’s posing for the shot.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 21/05/2025
This morning, Maggie was eyeing a small box, and I told her I wasn’t sure she would fit. She immediately proved me wrong.
A small black cat has crammed herself into a very small black box. She is making a very serious face. A small black cat crammed into a small box from a different angle. The kitty looks indignant at the claim she would not fit. A small black cat standing in a small box.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 21/05/2025
I’m really thankful the previous owners of our home prioritized a bunch of pollinator-friendly plants. The world is so bad, but seeing some happy little bees going to town on the blue blossom cheered me up a bit.
A close up photo of a bumblebee on the blueish-purple flowers of a blue blossom bush, presumably collecting pollen.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 30/04/2025
I finished reading Careless People. I feel vindicated in my takes on Sheryl Sandberg a decade ago. Sadly, my livetweeted rage-reading Lean In is lost in time, like tears in rain.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 24/03/2025
I keep forgetting that Schumer has imaginary friends and wondering why everyone's talking about the Bailey family outside of the winter holidays.
A picture of the Bailey family from the film "It's a Wonderful Life."
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 05/03/2025
He’s been staring at me like this for 20 minutes. Judging. Waiting. Hoping I’ll feed him early.
A large orange cat with a blue inflatable donut collar stares at the camera.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 03/02/2025
Maggie inserted herself in the toilet paper. I’d like to think this is a very tiny protest.
A small black cat hides in the plastic around a half empty pack of toilet paper rolls. Mostly you can see her big yellow eyes.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 16/12/2024
My yt algorithm is broken after looking up only a couple basic crochet tutorials for tricky new-to-me things (e.g. magic circle). I have never to my memory watched any stoner-related videos. I'm not mad at it, but I am confused.
Screenshot of a youtube video recommendation for a "beginner friendly tutorial for a crocheted plush bong."
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 06/12/2024
Instead of continuing with advent of code, I (poorly) crocheted a hat for my cat. This is personal growth.
A large orange cat is wearing a crocheted dark grey winter hat with holes for his ears and a comically large, somewhat lopsided pom pom on top.
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Julie Pagano @juliepagano.com · 29/11/2024
I am thankful for cats.
A large orange cat and small black cat snuggle on a dark grey couch. The orange cat is the big spoon and has an arm around the smaller cat.
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