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Julian Martin

@julianmartin.bsky.social
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Litfic novels available. Multi-genre screenplay QFs & SFs. Silly/serious ratio may vary from moment to moment... julianmartinwriter.com

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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
All the infamous Juni-Q wanted was to be a movie producer and get her film distributed, but a rich and powerful stalker who gets her into the Mariposa Film Festival may be luring her to her doom... Sequel to Juni-Q and the Secrecy of Desire #booksky
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's worth noting that I've written, to my knowledge, the greatest #MarxBrothers reboot ever. I actually have a little competition from one movie and one book. I meant what I said. #scriptsky
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Relieved that Honey absolutely flipped her shit for Backrooms.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Off to work, and TGIF.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Writing fixes most of the quandaries I sit around kvetching about.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have blown off anything remotely "metal" my whole life, but Earth Tongue has captured my interest. Their music videos are the kind that elevate the songs to another level. Plus the huge sound is just Gussie and her drummer! #music #earthtongue #kiwimusicians youtu.be/PvYPpSjpl9o?...
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Earth Tongue - Orbit of a Witch (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Earth Tongue
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This was my most popular script on Screenpit day, which is wild considering what goes down in it and how difficult the very damaged, fairly sociopathic protagonist Dayton can be to like. I have been wondering lately if the gorilla scene is too ludicrous, but nobody has complained yet!
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have to say I am not pleased with the Galaxy Buds 4. Whose ears are these supposed to fit? Why does the sound cut out and glitch when I mow the lawn (phone and case in my pocket, mind you)?
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
People get more likes posting about their breakfast. Justice for Juni-Q!
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gonna try this to goose my book sales.
Onion headline animal facing extinction in 2003 fucks it's way back
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wild to me how many New Zealand artists are absolutely invisible on Pitchfork, Metacritic and elsewhere. Jonathan Bree is a cool mofo and this video, featuring a hypnotic Rebecca Stitt, is concentrated dopeness. #music #jonathanbree #newzealand #kiwimusicians youtu.be/d-vluPwpf7c?...
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Jonathan Bree - Until We're Done
YouTube video by Lil' Chief Records
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd prefer not to get all my acclaim after I'm dead, but it happens.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dreamed an unbelievably long and detailed saga of owning a flying car last night, including mishaps, a scheme to charge people for rides, and some breathtaking travels. Tom Cruise was tangentially involved. Ended with a terrifying sleep paralysis dream as a ghoul woman bent down to my face.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I thought Martin Herlihy's shorts were among the bright spots of SNL's 25-26 season. I'll be excited for whatever he does next. #snl youtu.be/u0Hfasr2rbQ?...
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Blowing It - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just finished this delight from the minds behind The State, Wet Hot American Summer, Reno 911 and more. Honey was clapping with joy by the end. And it's only $15 now!
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Screenpit snuck up on me today, somehow, but I still managed to receive a lot of kindness from other very talented people.
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Tim Brennan @realtimbrennan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HUNTER'S MOON When a pack of werewolves are pursued by skilled and ruthless hunters, they must fight to survive in the wilds of Rocky Mountain National Park. #ScreenPit #Ho #Ac #Fea #Re #SeRe #ISA #40up
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Drug-fueled madness and seafood, I'm sold!
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A wisecrackin', slapstickin' trio of cosmic Ancients has to take over the White House to lay a trap for a dark god on the loose who gets planet-smashingly angry whenever the vodka runs out. Think Marx Brothers vs Cthulhu! #Fea #co #SFi #PG13 #Cov #ISA #SRV #ScreenPit #SeRe
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After discovering that his long-lost mother ended up in porn, an angry young man plays angel and devil in pursuit of the truth, vengeance, and social prestige. Once described by a reader as “Chinatown x Boogie Nights” #Fea #My #Dr #Re #SRV #ISA #Cov #SeRe #Screenpit
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When an octoid mercenary discovers a drug that taps into the secrets of the crystalline alien species he and his crew have been exterminating, the truths revealed change his life as he approaches his time to die and reproduce. #screenpit #sfi #ac #fea #re
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chased by escaped prisoners who massacred their families, a teenage couple flee into a forest haunted by a cannibalistic witch who has a vested interest in one of them. #Screenpit #HoCo #Ac #Fea #LBu #Re #SRV #ISA
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Kelly Slasher🔪🩸 @kellyxasher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When a teen and her friends unknowingly awaken a sinister entity, every blink forces them to commit horrifying acts against themselves or each other. Trapped inside her secluded home, they must keep their eyes open until dawn, or it's lights out. #ScreenPit #Fea #Su #Ho #WrDis #scriptsky+
A man pries his eyes open as he screams.

DON'T BLINK, written by Kelly Asher in white text.
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Dave Mueller @dave-mueller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THE IRREGULARS When four teens cosplay as superheroes to live out their comic book fantasies, they stumble upon a real life alien invasion-and may just end up saving the world! It's Avengers meets Goonies. #ScreenPit #Fea
A poster for the original screenplay THE IRREGULARS.  It is modeled after the cover of a comic book.  The background is yellow with a black mask on the front.  

In the corner is a box like you'd see on a comic with the silhouette of a girl with a cape and above that a price of 60 cents and an '1' for the first issue.

A starburst on the poster says 'An Original Screen Play!' and the name of the writer 'By David Mueller' is at the bottom.
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A suicide prevention officer working for the world's largest virtual reality company discovers a glitch in the software that traps and kill its users. Now, she must determine what is real and who she can trust in order to implement a patch before the algorithm destroys her, too. #ScreenPit #SFi #Fea
TANDEM, a sci-fi feature by Leah Simmons and it's an upside down hand reaching for yellow and red lights.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Honey and I saw a bald eagle mere feet in front of our faces on the way to Minneapolis. It was a good omen for a very good excursion. But we're glad to be back home with our canine critters.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In Minneapolis with Honey to see Aldous Harding, about to dine at the Shuang Cheng restaurant. youtu.be/QyZeJr5ppm8?...
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Aldous Harding - The Barrel (Official Video)
YouTube video by Aldous Harding
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Guess the cat's out of the bag 👀 My quirky rom com feature about a talking severed head is an AFF Semi-Finalist!!! #scriptsky
Headless over Heels and a headless mannequin with AFF Semi-Finalist laurels.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching Adults on FX and there's some Juni-Q energy here. "I'm so gay I went all the way around the corner into being straight" is definitely something Flenner would say.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thought I was getting a fat raise, but apparently my tax rate increased. Went from keeping 77% of my gross pay to 74%.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I intended to get a healthy word count tonight, but I ended up figuring out some plot threads that will form a skeleton for the second act that will flow into a coherent third act. That's what I tell myself anyway.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Somehow, NYT Connections managed to exploit the sympathies of Tim Curry fans to lead them astray today.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The beauty of Peter Jackson's LOTR trilogy is that it's so abundant to the point of overflowing with endless treasures that one can cringe and laugh at Sam saying in slow motion, "Shaaaare the looooooad" or fuss about ghosts being neon green without forgetting that Peter batted .980 on his choices.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My chief complaint about Return of the King is that I need a little more magic badassness from Gandalf the frickin' White when he's facing mere orcs. That staff should be sending three flying every sweep.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got a riding mower and within ten minutes nearly rolled it on a steep incline. Would have been bad, huh?
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We would be so mad if they were honest with us.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today I had to sit through a 9/11 tribute video that was 100% pure AI slop. What fucking disrespect.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I chose the Fold 8 Ultra over the wide-but-short Fold 8 that the iPhone Duo resembles, and remain incredibly glad about it.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mostly writing the new Juni-Q novel in 500 word bursts, but this first part of the book has a lot of mini-episodes going on before the larger story kicks in. I conclude an episode, I take a break for the day. And concluding a trilogy means balancing a lot of spinning plates... #booksky
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Mesmerizing Plate Spinning Act
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Weekly reminder that you can pre-order my novel in paperback! 💁‍♀️ whimsillusion.com/bookshelf/th...
Available in Paperback October 13th

Pre-order Your Copy Today! Image link to order in post text
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My favorite Lord of the Rings film is the one I'm watching.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trying to understand why so many of the bands Honey and I are loving come from New Zealand. Aldous Harding Jonathan Bree Princess Chelsea Earth Tongue Holy smokes. #newzealand #music
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can wallow in darkness with the best of them, but I do not have any form of chronic depression. I'm an eternally chipper person in my general demeanor, and I try not to take that for granted. It helps me care for those in my family whose natural thermostat has a much sadder setting.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Doing my duty and going to Coyote vs Acme with my son.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honey is looking for a better nursing job. Some say what their offered pay range is. Others play this sick, stupid game of asking her what she would like to make, and then reject her application if she says a number too high.
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Upgraded to the Samsung Fold 8 Ultra, plus a lovely Magsafe case with a compatible car mount. Friggin' peak.
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Kip Says Yes I Love Technology
Alt: Kip Says Yes I Love Technology
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Julian Martin @julianmartin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today's NYT Connections was a BASTARD. Someone very evil created that one.
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Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This time of year marks the anniversary of when a bunch of my friends and I decided, why not shoot a feature in 8 days? It was 2020, we had pretty much no budget, and didn't know what we were doing, but somehow we did it (and also shot 2 music videos, like maniacs). #Scriptsky #Filmsky
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David Chen @davechen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just watched Ari Aster’s 30-minute short film THE STRANGE THING ABOUT THE JOHNSONS. It is subversive and provocative and incredibly upsetting and this YouTube comment sums up my reaction
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Michelle Swope @redheadfrommars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
THEY WILL KILL YOU is a wildly entertaining action horror comedy with an excellent ensemble cast. Great performances from Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette, and Heather Graham. Bloody and over the top in the best way. Highly enjoyable! #filmsky #horrorsky
Poster for the movie They Will Kill You with Zazie Beetz holding up a sword covered in blood in front of her face.
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