j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 18/04/2026The universe is shaped exactly like the Earth. If you go straight long enough, you'll end up where you were. #vinyl 040
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 10/04/2026I could keep your loser flag in storage all day. I don't give a shit about your loser feelings. 000
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 31/03/2026But hey, we've got hot and soft water now, so that's nice! #homeownership 000
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 17/02/2026Just found out that the owner of the two restaurants they were snagged from was a huge ICE supporter and had to close both restaurants because they were short staffed. 010
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 28/11/2025Made a double smoked ham yesterday with a glaze that would make you punt Baxter off a bridge. Shout out to @katharinegails.art for always rocking the prep! 120
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 18/09/2025Yesterday was my last day at my job. I start a new one in a couple weeks. In the meantime, I'm saying good morning to the bees. 010
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 05/06/2025Missed out on the special coin but I picked up my Switch 2 at the midnight launch 000
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 15/04/2025New #Pixel day! Moving my mom from a 5a to a 9a next time we visit! 010
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 07/04/2025A high school buddy of mine had a neighbor who had this and it was hilarious 000
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 24/03/2025This meme brought to you by the time I saved by letting AI write my commit messages #devLife #AI 000
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 05/02/2025Finally got my copy of Content Goblins from @theverge.com! Can't wait to learn how to game the system! #ContentGoblins 000
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 28/11/2024Took Mom to her first Packers game! Thanks to the wife for getting us both this birthday gift! Tickets for MY birthday and the game ON Mom's birthday. Big shout out to the 49ers for losing too. #GoPackGo 000
j u l e s @jules.iftherewerenointer.net · 21/06/2024when I finally add dark mode to my app #devLife 000