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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just had to take Zuzu to the emergency vet bc she was in so much pain & she was diagnosed w myelopathy w IVDD Poor little thing is now zooted to the moon
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
A boy holding a baseball bat yells, “Eat shit and die, Ricky!” And in the next shot, another boy holding a baseball mitt says, “Eat shit and live, Bill.”
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ugh I’ve been sick all day - complete with a fever - and now I’m stir crazy What movies should I watch??? I’m thinking something along the lines of Fast and Furious levels of ridiculousness
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
See, I knew her namesake! :D I'm proud of myself for that lol
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What I'd LOVE to do is teach high school English but that's even WORSE when it comes to appreciation and payment so I don't know what I'm going to do
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Another thing I've realized over the past couple of months is that I don't really like nursing all that much. I can DO the job but I'm exhausted & underpaid/appreciated, and I'm not passionate about it
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I've basically just been sleeping & working the past couple of months, but when I had to take Nelson back down to TN, I was just ... not good. Things are getting better & I've made some friends, but I'm still processing. I kinda wish I'd moved to CA instead lolol
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ciri!!!! :D I love her so much
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She's adjusted quite well to Ramses & Mushroom (they bathe her & don't hiss at her when she approaches them for play), & she LOOOOOOOOVES Zuzu
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
also I've been kind of MIA d/t depression & loneliness but I have a new kitten now? Meet Hazel Corinne
a dilute tortie kitten extending her paw forward and showing us her cute little toe beans
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 05/08/2026
JKR explicitly said she considers anything Potter-related, even fan-made, endorsement of her politics. And every time you engage with this franchise, you signal to the industry that there's still money in it and they should keep pumping out content from full-cast audiobooks to book box partnerships.
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My mom told me yesterday that I looked like Sophie Cunningham & I grimaced at her once I remembered who she was 1. no I do not wtf 2. ew she's a transphobe this is not a compliment We then got into an argument about transphobia so that was fun
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Michael Z. (he/him) @fizzixrat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m waiting in anticipation for the return to floppies.
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I feel like there’s a gif of Oprah somewhere that has her saying AND YOU GET A CAT but I can’t find it 😭
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My nighttime view … #rvlife #fulltimerv
A night sky with a black tree line and stars
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
These babies are ELEVEN today somehow
White cat with black and grey stripes A mostly grey cat with white on his chest, feet, and face
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
NEW TATTOO It hurt like a motherfucker but I don’t care. I love himb
Tattoo of a shark chomping on a rainbow heart
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
As she SHOULD be
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
There are guinea hens that live across the street from me and omg they are loud ass birds. I love them though lololol
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This surprises absolutely NO ONE
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
By GOD I am going to learn how to take halfway decent photos with my Polaroid instant camera but today is not that day #lolcries
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
One of the most annoying things in the world is when you tell doctors something, they pooh-pooh you & make you feel melodramatic, & THEN the thing you were worried about happens but they act all blindsided AS IF I DIDN'T ALREADY TELL YOU jfc
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oh it’ll just be a little one! She has a friend who’s doing a flash sale on tattoos for like $50-$75 and I’m all about it
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My second date with a lovely lady named Djinn will involve getting a new tattoo! 😀 I am very excited about this because 1) I get to see her again and 2) I get a new tattoo!
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
She reminded me of Little Me - I was very much that kid who was like EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO ME
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
So my memories of loving Imagine Me & You were accurate. I like how Heck isn't treated as a bad guy or just an obstacle, & like who WOULDN'T fall for Luce? In related news, I want Lena Heady's hair in this movie #hairgoals
Lena Heady as Luce in Imagine Me & You
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If it stays as nonbusy as it was last night, I’m going to finally watch Imagine Me & You. I watched it years ago and fell in love with Lena Heady, but I can’t remember anything else about the movie
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Oooooooooooh this is RIGHT up my alley
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So I'm trying to decide what I'm going to do this weekend when my sister comes to visit. I barely know the #Detroit #AnnArbor area so I'm not the best judge of where to take her Anybody got any ideas?
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Happy Pride, everyone!!
Xena appears to be taking off her armor, while Gabrielle is looking in her bra? Honestly, I'm not sure what's happening, but Xena says, "Come on, Gabrielle. Let's get wet!" So basically, HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I forgot how much I like the vibe of night shift, even if my body is rebelling at this very moment by trying to convince me that trying to take a “short” nap is a good idea
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Does "literally everything Richard Dawkins says and does" necessarily imply that God must exist? Obviously not, but it's a more compelling argument than anything in Aquinas.
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yesterday was my last day shift for the foreseeable future and ugh, I’m not really looking forward to it I mean, I’ll adjust and the money is pretty great, so I guess I can’t complain too much
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Artists! Quote with your blue art! 💙
Watercolor painting of a woman with blue skin. She has black hair and gold accents everywhere, including her eyeliner
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I knew that I would have some difficulty adjusting to being completely on my own but I guess I didn’t realize just how close to depression I’d get. I was sitting in a salon chair getting blonded and suddenly just started crying lol
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I successfully emptied my black and grey tanks in my RV ALL BY MYSELF this morning and y’all, I feel like I need more people to know how self-sufficient I’ve become over the past couple of months Especially considering how sad and lonely I’ve felt since I got up here
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m sorry, his what?
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
So I get home to find out via a neighbor that Nelson my hound honks the horn of my RV during the day. She says it’s cute but I’m not sure about that
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Gah I may be getting my RV fixed today!!
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Nicholas Kole @nicholaskole.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“Ai is here to stay, artists need to learn how to integrate it” bros sound like the man in lotr who looked in the evil crystal ball that lied to him about the “inevitable” future and then tried to kill everyone and himself
“Mordor is inevitable, it’s here to stay, we just need to lay down arms and accept it”
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s my first Pride Month in a new state and y’all, I’m lonely. Like … I knew I would be? But it’s hitting me really hard
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
How about the time Anna Caudill tried to make me look bad when I said “Jesus Christ” when somebody honked and scared me? I had graduated like 2 yrs before & I bet you can guess how I handled that exchange lol
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Well the RV is set up at the KOA, the dogs have been fed, the cats have ventured out of their hidey-holes, & I’ve retrieved my car All & all? Today has been a busy if not successful day
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Drop something from the 1990s
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Rifftrax Whurwilf
Alt: A scene from an MST3K episode “Werewolf,” where the lead actress says, “a whurwilf?” At the bottom of the gif, the silhouettes of Mike Nelson the human and the bots Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 08/05/2026
By this logic, Tekken 2 made me a jeet kune do master
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Scare Smith 💀 @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’m sorry y’all but “all 173 of them” has me in tears
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I have never been more certain in my decision to leave Tennessee
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕 *All four astronauts went to public schools!
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Nelson got the Zoot Snoot Riot juice His surgery went well though and I’m happy to have my best good buddy back with me
A treeing walker coonhound stares into nothingness due to coming off of anesthesia
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juju the god of biscuits @jujujuniper.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Poor Nelson is getting surgery today and I am not okay … he’s my best little buddy and will be fiiiiiiine but I’m a bit nervous for him
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