Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Haven't seen any vortigaunts since they shut down CERN. Makes ya think. 001
Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 17/08/2026They're called jet skis because they were named by a Pole 000
Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The vet put this inflatable dog in their front office just to identify the dogs smart enough to have an uncanny valley response 121
Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 02/01/2025They should make a pure thc cart named Absolute Redline that comes in a lil box with a picture of a guy in a spaceship racecar style cockpit getting his head liquefied by extreme g forces 000
Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Wrapping paper is a creation of the devil made to torment me specifically 000
Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Just opened my spotify to be told that August was my "phimotic turbofolk croatcore" era 010
Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I tried making my own version of lean with store brand honey flavored extra strength cough syrup and a tall boy of red bull. It didn't make me good at rapping but I did start seeing patterns in the concrete 010
Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Some day when I'm famous, I'll regret all the dumb shit I've said. Or if I'm not famous then I won't have anything to regret. Both cases are a W. Therefore, I can not L, henceforth, I am perfect and cool and, furthermore, handsome 010