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Nilla

@juicynilla.bsky.social
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There's a soft spot on my head that science can't explain

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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Haven't seen any vortigaunts since they shut down CERN. Makes ya think.
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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Come fw my chicken
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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They're called jet skis because they were named by a Pole
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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The vet put this inflatable dog in their front office just to identify the dogs smart enough to have an uncanny valley response
Inflatable simulacrum of a German Shepard
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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Call me Fortunato the way I'm bricked up
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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
They should make a pure thc cart named Absolute Redline that comes in a lil box with a picture of a guy in a spaceship racecar style cockpit getting his head liquefied by extreme g forces
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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Wrapping paper is a creation of the devil made to torment me specifically
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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Just opened my spotify to be told that August was my "phimotic turbofolk croatcore" era
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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Listening to Notorious JOI
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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I tried making my own version of lean with store brand honey flavored extra strength cough syrup and a tall boy of red bull. It didn't make me good at rapping but I did start seeing patterns in the concrete
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Nilla @juicynilla.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Some day when I'm famous, I'll regret all the dumb shit I've said. Or if I'm not famous then I won't have anything to regret. Both cases are a W. Therefore, I can not L, henceforth, I am perfect and cool and, furthermore, handsome
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