Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Come see the incredible detail work matching my tattoo sleeve Layne did on my custom PNG during Skyrim Showcase next week! Saturday the 25th at 8 PM MDT Twitch.tv/juicyjorts9118 000
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 19/08/2025What is the opposite of cute aggression? I just looked at my rescue dog as he lay his head on my lap sleeping and felt so overwhelmed with love I started crying. I’ve got him and my cat on this couch with me while I read and I’m sobbing. 110
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 03/08/2025It was hot and I am tired but he got so many pets and met 2 new doggie bff’s. 120
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Day 20 of owning a border collie mix with traces of husky and pitbull: he ate his bed. 010
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Thread (1) Back in May my upstairs neighbor stabbed his ex girlfriend to death in his living room in the middle of the day. Thankfully neither my kid or I was home, but I’ve had lingering stress and panic attacks about our bedroom windows. It was a messy situation, he was not the initial aggressor. 100
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Might fuck around and adopt a 4 year old dog that’s been in the shelter for six months. 110
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I’m Agender, Asexual, and Aromantic. You could say I’m “A” problem. 120
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Ira just got up from the PC, patted my legs, called me hairy Bigfoot, and then walked away. The teen years are going to kill me. 000
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Was asked to sit at the table for my company as they accepted an award at a charity banquet today. I knew I was making the right moves when I realized @rtlesserut10.bsky.social was also there. 020
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Social medias should have an opt out option for getting pushed alerts for holidays that may be traumatic for people. 000
Reposted by JordsMae Evil-yn @noxyba.bsky.social · 15/04/2025like this post if you're a beautiful clockbox who don't need no pass 💋💄💃 021
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I went back to threads for .2 seconds before I hated myself and also desperately wished I would laugh react sad men clawing at their straw men 020
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 08/04/2025I burnt my thumb on hot olive oil making tofu tonight so if you need me I’m being overly dramatic and crying on my floor. (There are much worse things in my life but this is what I’m fixating on) 010
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 13/03/2025I’ve done the same job, on the same program, in the same department, on the same team for over 2 1/2 years. Today I signed a document that puts me in an entirely new program with a rapid fire path to leadership. I am scared but also very excited. It’s still the same job, yet very different! 040
Reposted by JordsCourtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Park rangers are the librarians of outside (compliment) 514666517
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Today’s act of defiance was donating blood to the Red Cross as a gay transgender man while I still can. Militant Compassion is the only weapon I can wield right now, and by the gods I will wield it. 030
Reposted by JordsHiro Ohta @xlix.me · 22/02/2025A black cat crossing your path is simply going where it wants to go. You should do the same, and follow your own path. 12299190
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Can I keep a plant alive I got for me or my kid? No. Can I keep a plant alive I got for my cat? Apparently yes. 040
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I spent yesterday dealing with the worst case of food poisoning of my life. If I wasn’t asleep I was violently ill. After getting medicine and then sleeping for 10 hours straight I woke up wanting food again. So naturally, as I do not learn from my mistakes, I ordered Taco Bell. 020
Reposted by JordsJulia Cassian @juliacassian.bsky.social · 15/02/2025I found a crazy bug in Avowed guys 181482417
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I went to record my cat thinking he was snoring but it was my roommate snoring logs from the living room… which she moved into… 020
Reposted by JordsDavid Hackney @davidnhackney.bsky.social · 04/02/2025The American College of OB/GYN’s website is now hosting the critical documents purged by the CDC This is what every professional medical organization should be doing right now #MedSky www.acog.org/clinical/cli...acog.orgACOG EndorsedThe following documents have ACOG’s endorsement and are listed in order of endorsed date. 4655602205
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 05/02/2025(Sent to me like this, let me know if you know the artist) 040
Reposted by JordsJeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 02/02/2025do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you 16377622310557
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I feel like hot garbage but this was the easiest recipe out of this hellish cookbook and it is was worth it. 040
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I’m very sick and Bruce follows me around the apartment yelling at me whenever I get out of bed. He’s now resorted to trying to herd me back to the room and now I feel like I’m the pet and he’s the human. 020
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 29/01/2025My kid started scratching my back and then got really into it. Took about 3 minutes before I realized that the episode of The Dragon Prince was almost over and he was supposed to turn all his screens off. He was scratching my back to butter me up so he could finish the episode. Well played kiddo. 130
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Sometimes I’m sad, and sometimes comment sections restore my faith. Excellent work buddy, can’t wait to see more art from you. www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryF...reddit.comFrom the ImaginaryFallout community on Reddit: Deathclaw encounterExplore this post and more from the ImaginaryFallout community 010
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Losing instagram might actually make me a tumblr person 15 years after it was popular for my age group 130
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 24/01/2025How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can’t even handle a little dairy? 030
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I drive my kid 20 minutes to a small mountain town for mixed martial arts class. He is the only one who showed tonight and the instructor is my friend… and he’s ruthless. Kiddo is going to be furious the drive home but will be too weak to do anything about it, it’s going ti be hilarious. 010
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Slowly coming to terms with heartburn being a fact of life now. 240
Jords @juicyjorts.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Just successfully traded back scratch for 30 more minutes before bedtime on a weekend with my 11 year old. I call that winning. 050
