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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Today I had a 20 year-old tell me that his favorite movie was “The Wolf of Wall Street” - but he saw it not as a critique of the excesses of personal greed and solipsism, but as a how-to guide. Fuck Joe Rogan, Charlie Kirk, and whole goddamned manosphere.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Now that he’s snuck out in a laundry bin, you think he’ll get adopted by Daddy Warbucks? When did we enter the “outtakes from ‘Annie’” phase of American governance? JFC youtu.be/XRunFAfto1I?...

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Trump has MIDNIGHT MELTDOWN over CRUSHING DEFEAT!!!

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

“We have photo graphs. Moving cameras.” I think Sundowning Donnie has discovered the talkies. JFC. youtu.be/EBglUelYL1g?...

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Trump THROWS TANTRUM in OVAL and PREPARES TO FIRE PIRRO!!!

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Few joys like the simple pleasure of a relaxing train ride! Heading into NYC with my amazing husband, @chadtopaz.bsky.social .

Jude on the train with a bridge and the Hudson River outside the window.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Our president just said “I know a lot about flagpoles and that’s the best flagpole there is, OK, so, congratulations.” Let that sink in. WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HE CONGRATULATING?!?!?! youtu.be/NcVpLrjbrXc?...

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Trump CRASHES OUT on BALCONY over IRAN WARNING!!!

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I’d put good money on the fact that Trump has never heard of the Magna Carta before today.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I denounce political violence of all kinds. With that caveat…the first thing I thought when I saw this photo was “zoink” and “jinkies”!

Mike Johnson and secret service running.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

But I guess we’re all just gonna breeze past the fact that Hung Cow is now charged with managing the Straight of Whore Moos.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

With my besties Tyler and Gillian at the #nokings rally in Northampton, MA!

Jude, Gillian, and Tyler hold protest signs at the No Kings protest in Northampton, MA.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Fuck Pete Hegseth. Fuck him. Pray that he gets a nasty case of prostate cancer and dies screaming in pain, alone, rotting in his own filth.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

IKR? Doesn’t he have many billions that he alone controls? Where are our dividends from DOGE and what all else? That might defray the cost of soaring gas and groceries…

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

This is your legacy, you fucking scumbag. Your name will be removed from every building. You will be written about as a pedo in history books. You and your children will be prosecuted for your crimes. Buckle up, buttercup, the end of your crime spree is nigh.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

What do you call a slutty heterosexual cow? The straight of whore moos!

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Well, it’s Friday the 13th. What’s your fave (and least fave) movie in the franchise? My fave is probably the fifth - a new beginning, although Jason takes Manhattan, Jason X, and Freddy v. Jason all have their charms. Jason goes to Hell (#9) is my least fave.

A hunky shirtless pic of John Shepard from Friday the 13th part V: A new beginning.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Pathetic, tiny-dicked little boys playing war with human lives. Defeat these asshats!!! youtu.be/ebxDIinOnfM?...

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Trump PANICS as WAR Gets OUT OF CONTROL!!

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

The explanation of why we’re at war w Iran is fucking unreal. We are, apparently, now so weak as a nation that if Netanyahu says jump, our only response can be “yes sir, how high?”

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

We live in Western Mass and working VT, but where we are is pretty Trumpy, so I am very much looking forward to confrontations over my two new car flags that I had printed: one says: “Donald Trump: Molesting our daughters. Murdering our sons.” The other says “Operation Epstein Fury”.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I’m guessing if I just spent 15 minutes googling how to paste text on an iPhone, I may have slightly overdone it on the edibles.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

So today I was at the gym and asked a dude for a spot and he literally refused and then muttered “fucking faggot” under his breath as he walked away. I’m glad to be 51 and still dealing with this nonsense.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Don’t threaten me with a good time. 🤣🤣

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Nothing I love quite like a pavlova!

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Sporting my new gaytriot sweatshirt. H/t to @mizzwelch.bsky.social and the “I’ve had it” podcast crew; one of my faves!

Jude Higdon sporting a black hoodie sweatshirt w the word “GAYTRIOT” in Pride flag colors.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Meanwhile, in Germany, the public weighs in on what they think of the Epstein Administration. #BrutalButAccurate

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Chad Topaz Queer DEI Race Traitor @chadtopaz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

A right wing proposal would force public universities to gather/publish standardized test scores (SAT, GRE, etc.) for every faculty applicant across stages of a faculty search, to “restore meritocracy.” 👀 My op-ed today explains one of the many reasons this is nonsense: bad statistics. #AcademicSky

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Faculty Merit Act Is Meritless (opinion)

A proposal to mandate publication of SAT and other standardized test scores for all faculty and faculty job applicants is statistically unsound.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Billy from “Silent Night, Deadly Night” is an uber-hunk. Sorry not sorry.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

OK, imma do this. This whole “Walmart Thanksgiving is 25% less” controversy is missing the most salient point. Forgetting the fact that the package of goods is shittier and has fewer items this year, if last year’s package cost 25% more, this year’s package isn’t 25% less; it’s 20% less. Cuz, math.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

So, I’m noticing that my indie news diet is skewing white dude. I’m subscribed to @katiephang.bsky.social and the amazing Lucas, among others. Who are your fave indie women, genderqueer, and PoC journalists? Let’s not recreate the white patriarchy in indie media.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

So, it began w a trip to Cincinnati, took a detour resulting in two pints of Skyline chili flavored graters ice cream, has finished w two 50 yo men playing w dry ice.

Two pints of Graters skyline chili flavored ice cream.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

It will be a massive plus in my voting algorithm if a candidate promises to pass legislation retroactively clawing back Ill-gotten $$$ from Trump, his lackeys, and spineless democrats. This means you, @schumer.senate.gov. We’re coming for your nest feathered w betrayal money.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Say hi to Charlie Kirk when you get to hell.

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Bob Gann @begann.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Meme credit @arosen999.bsky.social

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I’m at the Bengals game w my sister - it’s some form of sportsball, I’ve been led to believe - but it honestly feels like a cult. Also, the # of Black folks in the field is old appear to be >= the number of fans in attendance. I say this not to throw shade - I just feel like an anthropologist…

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Dear God, we write today to extend our gratitude for the public support of the gay agenda…

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Heh. Williams College. Once again finding the low road.

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Machine Gay Kelly @judalicious.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

More from the No Kings rally on n Troy, NY.

A woman in an inflatable unicorn costume w a sign reading “fascists are anti-fun”.

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