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Juan A Rodríguez

@juanrodpfft.bsky.social
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Sr. Principal Engineer - System Software, Developer Tools & Runtimes. I work in the Microsoft Technology Center at Intel. Opinions are my own.

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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our best summer yet…🫠
Several maples turning golden
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bounty from this week’s trip to the U pick it farm.
A box filled with smooth, ripe red tomatoes, some round and some oblong, each with green stems attached.A box overflowing with small, bright orange cherry tomatoes, all glossy and fresh with tiny green stems.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me: I’ll give it a year. Before you know it, the exercise bike and treadmill you got will serve as overpriced clothes hangers. Her: Nonsense
An indoor exercise bike with a floral-patterned garment draped over the handlebars.A treadmill holding two potted plants on its belt with blue sneakers in front.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Good lord…
Two limited‑edition Pringles cans—one blue Beer Cheese Burger flavor and one red Beer‑Braised Steak flavor—sit side by side on a store shelf.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
first image in your camera roll that makes you laugh out loud
Who wore it better? Left hand side image of a slick baboon with a slicked back mullet , right hand side image of an ape with a slicked back mullet.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on the case?
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Man Says 'We Must Find That Woman'
Alt: Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau says 'We Must Find That Woman'
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/07/2026
“I know change is hard, but Mommy and Daddy had a long and serious talk, and we think the best decision for our family is moving to the ad-supported plans,” said Olivia Barnes
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Parents Sit Kids Down For Difficult Discussion About Moving To Ad Tier
PITTSBURGH—Attempting to soften the blow with a promise to go out for ice cream later, local parents Dylan and Olivia Barnes reportedly sat their children down Monday for a difficult discussion about ...
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🇪🇸 1 > 🇦🇷 0 !Enhorabuena @spainintheusa.bsky.social!
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Janet Dacal: Don't Cry For Me Argentina (Evita)
Alt: Janet Dacal: Don't Cry For Me Argentina (Evita)
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
!Gooooooooooooooooool!
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Chris Pirillo @chrispirillo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Where's #Jimothy the #Seattle raccoon? I found him! You can, too. It's easy. Play the #free video #game I created with four missions! It's 8-bit NES-style (Nintendo). Raid trash cans, dodge paparazzi, cross Ballard streets, climb to the den: arcade.pirillo.com/jimothy.html
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
WTF?
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
¡Vamos, España! 🇪🇸
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Checked email this morning. Sure, no problem - pocket change…🫠
FIFA email regarding seats to the final being available…$30K for the privilege
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🥵
A TV weather presenter stands beside a color‑coded map of Spain showing Monday’s extreme high temperatures, with many regions in red and pink indicating heat above 40°C.
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Make The Planet Great Again... @turquoisemarble.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
“We’re getting very close to meeting our objectives as we move toward winding down humanity’s presence on planet Earth,” Trump said during a press conference meant to address concerns over the world’s duration
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Trump Indicates Desire For Speedy End To World
WASHINGTON—Stating that he hoped action in the region would draw to a close in the coming weeks, President Donald Trump made comments Wednesday indicating his desire for a speedy end to the entire wor...
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Michael Perino @professorperino.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Greetings from Washington DC
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Glorious day in Whistler, B.C 🇨🇦
A photo of Whistler Village at the base of tall, forested mountains. The buildings have gray metal roofs and chalet-style architecture, including one with a clock tower. Dense evergreen trees surround the town, and snow-covered peaks rise in the background under a bright blue sky.Photo of Whistler Village plaza, with people walking and sitting near red café umbrellas. Multi‑story buildings with steep shingled roofs and flower boxes surround the square, while tall forested mountains rise in the background under a partly cloudy sky.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Five Summer Outfits That Will Make You Look Like A Sexy Little Reflecting Pool
A photo of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. The water is green and it's surrounded by gray-white stone structures. A man wearing a green seersucker suit with a white shirt and black knit tie.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This little one is more polite than some humans
A small white delivery robot with an orange flag moves along a city sidewalk near cones and parked cars.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
TGIF
A clear pint glass of golden beer sits on a sunlit wooden picnic table. The glass is labeled “POSTDOC BREWING” with a stylized laboratory flask logo and smaller text reading “REDMOND • KENMORE.” In the background, people are seated at outdoor tables under umbrellas, enjoying a relaxed, shaded beer garden atmosphere.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wide awake at 2:15AM - looking forward to zombie me attending my 7:30AM meeting. 🫠
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Waymo’s in Bellevue making the rounds today
Photo of a white Waymo Jaguar in downtown Bellevue, WA
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lucky bee, yeah? 🐝🐞
A close-up of a white flower with a bumblebee collecting nectar at its center and a red ladybug resting on a lower petal. The background is filled with green leaves and blurred white blossoms.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Glad I went outside to get some vitamin D cuz it’s still cranking
A dark computer screen shows the Windows logo — four white squares arranged in a grid — with the message “Recovering this PC 42%” and a small loading animation below it.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Someone’s going to make a mint
A majestic “Large Rock” sits proudly on a patch of dirt, looking like it just realized it’s worth $115. The listing promises delivery within 15 miles—because apparently this rock has places to be. Seller “D,” backed by two golden retrievers and a five‑star rating, offers the ultimate luxury item for those who crave geological prestige.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I can’t help wondering when the ceiling tiles and vents at the Family Pancake House in Redmond were last cleaned. Hard not to imagine how many breakfasts have come with an unintended dust garnish.
A restaurant ceiling featuring a black metal chandelier with nine frosted glass lamps arranged in a circular pattern. The textured ceiling panels are beige, with a rectangular air vent above the chandelier. Below, recessed lights and hanging paper lanterns—one decorated with a red heart—add warmth to the scene.A rectangular ceiling vent with horizontal slats covered in visible dust, set into beige textured ceiling tiles. Part of a chandelier with cream‑colored glass shades appears at the lower right edge.A close‑up view of beige acoustic ceiling tiles arranged in a grid pattern. The surface has a rough, granular texture with visible seams forming squares and looks filthy.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Was going to bake some carrots. One said ‘I will not be perceived as ordinary today.’
A glass container filled with peeled carrots of various shapes and sizes. Most are smooth and bright orange, while a few are slightly curved or irregular. One carrot near the center looks like a giant schlong, standing out among the rest. The carrots appear freshly washed, with droplets of water visible on their surfaces and the container.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
🏆
Screenshot of a humorous social media exchange. The first user, “hatfieldchuck,” posts, “How does one navigate this world without Jesus?” The second user, “theclairest,” replies, “Google Maps and Waze.”
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Keep it clean, peeps. We don’t want to hurt the AI Models’ feelings substack.com/@futureherma...
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Herman Singh (@futureherman)
Being rude and abusive to an AI will get you banned from the LLM platform. Anthropic and OpenAI are both concerned about the “mental health” of their models. In this context that means the model co...
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Euronews @euronews.com · 08/05/2026
Instagram is ending end-to-end encrypted chats amid child safety concerns, but what does the change actually mean for your DMs?
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Instagram changes DMs. Here is what users should know
Instagram is ending end-to-end encrypted chats amid child safety concerns, but what does the change actually mean for your DMs?
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
At the airport, living on the edge.
A stainless‑steel airport baggage scale displays “49.0 lb” in bright red digits. Below the main weight are smaller numbers “0.9” and “8.” Above the display are three labeled buttons—“BAG DISPATCH,” “BAG ADVANCE,” and “STOP”—each with colored indicator lights. A blue Mettler Toledo service sticker and a yellow Los Angeles County Weights and Measures certification seal are attached to the scale. In the background are part of the check‑in counter, a trash bin, and the airport terminal area.
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Eric Holder @ericholder.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/05/2026
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Clavicular
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Clavicular
Influencer Braden Peters, better known as Clavicular, has generated controversy for his “looksmaxxing” content. The Onion sat down with the streamer to discuss his views, methods, and aspirations. The...
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Trump on gas prices: “Well, they are not very high." Also, he suggested $4 to $5 per gallon is "peanuts" compared to the expected economic impacts of preventing Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons. Sure Jan.gif
A tall Shell gas station price sign stands outdoors under a cloudy sky. At the top is the yellow-and-red Shell logo. Below it, digital price displays show four fuel types with separate credit/debit and cash prices. Regular gasoline is listed at $6.01⁹ for credit/debit and $5.81⁹ for cash; Plus at $6.31⁹ and $6.11⁹; V‑Power at $6.51⁹ and $6.31⁹; and Diesel #2 at $7.29⁹ and $7.09⁹. A red “Shell V‑Power” panel sits at the bottom of the sign. In the background are parked cars, a small commercial building, and some greenery.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It’s Dinnertime
Street‑level view of the entrance to a restaurant called “Pinches Tacos.” A large sign with the restaurant’s name in bold black letters sits above the doorway, and a smaller hanging sign with the same name is mounted to the left. One of the double glass doors is open, showing part of the interior, including a beverage refrigerator and a trash bin. Several posted notices are displayed on the wall to the right of the entrance, along with the address “1030 Glendon Ave.” The building exterior is beige with simple architectural detailingA painted mural on a pink wall shows a skeleton crawling forward from a jagged opening of exposed brick. Above the skeleton, a black speech‑bubble shape contains the handwritten phrase “Call 9 Juan Juan,” playing on the sound of “911.” The skeleton is shaded for depth, and the brick pattern behind it is stylized, giving the artwork a humorous, slightly mischievous tone.
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hook’em while they’re young, I see.
Photo of a Dyson cordless vacuum cleaner toy in its box on the shelf at 🎯
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Time for a pseudo break…
A photo of a departure flight board taken at the airport
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
H/T to @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social for landing this exclusive interview with Pope Leo XIV
A printed newspaper page from The Onion featuring a satirical article titled “The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Pope Leo XIV.” The page is laid out with a large decorative arch framing multiple columns of text. At the bottom is a photo Pope Leo XIV, raising one hand in a blessing-like gesture. The article consists of a humorous Q&A in which the fictional pope gives absurd, irreverent answers about papal duties, Easter traditions, his relationship with past popes, and various religious topics. The jokes reference things like being denied entry to St. Peter’s Basilica for wearing a tank top, releasing “300 altar boys into the wild,” hiding Easter eggs “under stuff,” struggling with transubstantiation, and God inventing a new number between 11 and 12. The page header reads “News,” dated April–May 2026, with The Onion’s logo at the top left.
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 29/04/2026
IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER!
@GovPressOffice

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA'S 175TH
ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER'S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT'S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Post a picture of yourself as a doctor
Me as Dr. Niles Crane with a sulfur crested white cockatoo standing on my head.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
That’s Smee in the corner
famous music video with first mate schee in the corner
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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My one-hour special “Rick Steves Iran: Yesterday and Today,” which helps humanize 90 million Iranian people, is streaming free and ad-free at www.ricksteves.com/watch-iran.
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Iran
Join Rick as he explores the most surprising and fascinating land he's ever visited: Iran. In a one-hour, ground-breaking travel special on public television, you'll discover the splendid monuments of...
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
About time they produced a bag o’ tortilla chips in my name.
An image of a brightly colored bag of tortilla chips sitting on a store shelf. The packaging is mostly red, with green and white accents that give it a southwestern vibe. On the front of the bag:

• The brand name “JUANTONIO’S” appears in large, stylized letters.
• A small banner near the top reads “Gluten Free” with green and red stripes.
• There’s a southwestern-style illustration featuring a cactus and the black silhouette of what looks like a donkey.
• Below the brand name, a white label says “Tortilla Chips” in bold black text.
• The net weight is listed as “NET WT. 15 OZ.”
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Okie gizmodo.com/iran-threate...
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Iran Threatens to Attack U.S. Tech Companies Starting April 1
Iran says it will target Apple, Google, and Microsoft, among others.
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Ben Werdmuller @werd.io · 31/03/2026
On this International Transgender Day of Visibility, and every day, it's worth saying: trans rights are human rights. Nobody should have to struggle to be themselves or to be recognized as themselves. Being truly you is beautiful. 🏳️‍⚧️
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings
An image of a list of the 27 grievances against King George III in the Declaration of Independence. Donald Trump's regime has committed at least 20 of them in whole or in part, condensed into the list below:
1.	He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
2.	He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation …
3.	He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing … his invasions on the rights of the people.
4.	He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; … obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners …
5.	He has obstructed the Administration of Justice …
6.	He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices …
7.	He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
8.	He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
9.	He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
10.	He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution … giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
11.	For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
12.	For protecting them … from punishment for any Murders which they should commit …
13.	For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
14.	For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
15.	For depriving us … of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
16.	For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:
17.	For … abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
18.	He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
19.	He has … destroyed the lives of our people.
20.	He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us …
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
🤔 www.techbuzz.ai/articles/ai-...
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AI Tokens Emerge as Fourth Pillar of Engineering Pay
Companies now offer AI API tokens alongside salary, equity, and benefits to attract engineers
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It's interesting how The Daily Wire attacks the idea that gender is a performance when their sets are all about gender performance. Look at the aesthetics here — the cigars and crystal decanter with Japanese whiskey, the black dress shirt, the tight suit with two-toned double monks and tie bar ...
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Juan A Rodríguez @juanrodpfft.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This should be a criminal offense. Right before a Teams call…
Microsoft pop up box “Updating Microsoft 365 and Office, please wait a moment…”
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