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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

This is the first season that I have not watched Drag Race weekly and didn't care if I missed an episode. Like something is missing. Y'all remember when ANTM had the College Edition. This era of Drag Race feels like that.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I ordered from Grubhub and the restaurant gave me two sets of utensils. 😭😭😭

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

The problem with American politics is we treat it like American football. We have a team that we ride and die for no matter how shitty they are. This is how we got here because we would rather beat the other team than really hold the party we're voting for to have better policies.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

It's crazy how there's literal footage of ICE murdering people from all types of angles in broad daylight and some people will still say "I think both parties are wrong". Like??

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Me: I need to start saving money. Also me: I need to buy this dog ancestry kit just in case my pug is mixed with something else.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

One thing you can count on in this world is that Rupaul will do a step touch to ANY song.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Colton is NOT the Dylan Efron of the season. Put some respect on Dylan. #thetraitors

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I was about to watch One Battle After Another and saw the runtime at 2 Hours and 47 Minutes. I quickly pivoted cause why??

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Anyone hating on Cynthia Erivo is always ugly. Like clockwork, it's the mustiest people who always have something negative to say about her.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Kenya Pleaser was my favorite this premier. #dragrace

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

My belt tie literally unraveled while I was talking to a customer. I feel like the universe just told me to stop eating cookies. 😭

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I haven't caught up with WWE for months but y'all had Gunther retire Cena??? On a loss??! I'm so irritated.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

O HAI 🫦 I promise I don't bite...often.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

Why didn't anyone tell me Wheel of Time is THAT show?! Whew this 1st episode!

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Dare I say it. I think Season 6 of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is so far in my top 5 season of housewives. I mean come on! That was pure entertainment!

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Me ordering fast food right after I ate a precooked delivered meal from Factor:

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Marvel Zombies was 10/10. ❤️

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Me looking down on the people who need to wait one more week to see who got eliminated on Dragula:

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Uhm why did they make this depiction of Ed Gein hot? Like???! #monsters

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Not my fridge breaking a day before my birthday 😡😭

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Instead of a government shutdown, I wish some of you would shut your legs to married men but here we are.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Just started Dr. Stone and so far I'm very invested.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

I heard Tylenol makes you autisthicc.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I finally watched 28 Years Later and I really loved it. I feel gaslit by the internet screaming and shouting that it was horrible.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

AJ Lee is back in the WWE. Nature is healing 😭

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Just ordered new furniture for my new place. It's a start of a new chapter and I am both excited and terrified. I know I'm going to be just fine. ❤️

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

No one: My dog after doing something she's not supposed to:

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Slaysian Royale did not disappoint. ❤️

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Dave Franco was definitely a scream king in this movie. #together

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

This Waymo ride experience is wild. I hope this AI knows how to swerve. 😬

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I felt like I'm being gaslit that Bosco's snatch game performance and runway was good. 😬

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

And if I said Cynthia Lee Fontaine did well in all 3 challenges and should have been in the top 2 every week, then what? #dragraceallstars10

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Come on, New York! You claim to be progressive. Let's see it in action. We are watching. #zohranmamdani

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

That birthday parade could have been an email.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Really? Now we're handcuffing Senators now and kicking them out of a press conference. Wild.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

The way I would have gone outside. Idgaf! #sinners

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Oh wow. Maybe Linda McMahon can now turn on both of them and hit them with a steel chair. #donaldtrump #elonmusk

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

96 loads?! That's a lot of laundry, diva.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

You cannot convince me that Lydia's look was good. #dragrace

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

No one: Ellie to Joel when she turned 17:

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

There are way too many straight people at my work requesting time off in June for my liking. Denied.

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3ccentric @thereal3ccentric.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Congratulations to me in advance. I don't know what's coming, but I know I'm winning.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Potato accidentally ate chocolate. We're at the animal urgent care 😭

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I literally Door Dashed coffee to my house. That's the level of "I don't want to do anything today" I'm at.

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Breaking News: Your syphilis is returning for Avengers: Doonsday. #avengersdoomsday

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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

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juanmiguelvon @juanmiguelvon.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

I feel like I just nailed this second interview. Manifesting I get this new job. 🙏🙏🙏

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