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Jason Terry

@jttnncdcmd.bsky.social
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the most famous queer person from Chattanooga since Leslie Jordan. singing quaker baker garden poet trying to be a novelist when i grow up. makes a living as a global do-gooder. another bearded they/them in the d(m)v. www.jaterry.com

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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wow imagine sending this to someone whose literal job is to respond to the humanitarian needs of people being bombed. oh wait they did.
Hi Jason Terry.,
I'm reaching out regarding a senior executive opportunity within the Aerospace & Defense sector. Your background in executive leadership and complex program oversight aligns well with the scope of the opportunity.
The role involves strategic growth, complex program execution, operational performance, technology, financial oversight, and senior customer relationships, with significant responsibility across cross-functional organizations and business priorities.
The role works closely with the CEO/President, COO, CTO, CFO, engineering, operations, contracts, and business development leadership, with significant visibility across the organization.
The opportunity includes an executive level compensation package, with performance incentives, long term compensation, and executive-level benefits.
If this aligns with your interests, I'd be glad to share the full role overview, organizational structure, program scope, responsibilities, and complete compensation package.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ON THAT NOTE, and since I’m thinking about setting the table anyway, is this cake too suggestive for date night?
a thick ass pound cake sits on a cake carrier tray. the cake has a warm yellow top thanks to its lemon zest glaze that soaked in overnight, and a big open hole in the middle.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my evolution into an old church lady is nearly complete
Jason’s outstretched arm holds up The Church Supper Cookbook edited by David Joachim. In the background is a dining table adorned with candles and a bookstand in the far corner.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's giving
gif of the two salamander creatures that janeway and paris evolved into in the infamous star trek: voyager episode threshold
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ok so which gays went to the cathedral to get drunk?
Scrap of a high noon hard seltzer box laying on the entrance steps of Washington National cathedral
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
and yet my mother questions my life choices every day.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
would be news to me
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who has a crush on you?
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
BREAKING: second cat comes forward with damming new evidence in breakfast deprivation case.
A skinny black cat stands up and sticks his whole ass face in the camera.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Local cat seeks war crimes charges after being denied access to human breakfast sandwich.
A concerned looking grey tabby cat stands on a chair leaning on the armrest
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
proof that even stupid boys can find love… eventually… in the fullness of time… while falling into rivers… #booksky
Two heroes. One brain cell.
BROMANTASY
by Maire Roche
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this monday is coming for me harder than Angry Swedish Jesus at the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception
The Christ in Majesty Mosaic in the chancel of the Basilica of the National Shrine of the Immaculate Conception. Against gold glass, Jesus appears muscular, pale, blonde, and blue eyed with a gold hemmed red tunic exposing his right pectoral. His arms are open in wide defiance, and three red flames shoot out from his halo implying the Cross. Above the mosaic in blue with gold writing is an arc that reads "Christ Conquers, Christ Reigns, Christ Rules, Eternal Victor, Eternal King, Eternal Master: His Power is an Everlasting Power that Shall Not be Taken Away."
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Quakers, man.
Big tv screen showing a presentation labeled Jesus and the Patriarchy, sitting in a 19th century room with old shelves and rough hewn wooden beams.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
what in the motivation spam is this?
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Today 10:04 AM
Embrace the energy like a toddler ruling a marshmallow empire!
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
GIF of Dorothy from the Golden Girls saying “a slut and a moron” in reference to Blanche and Rose, respectively
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
Cast photo from season 3 (I think, but might be 4) of Designing Women, from left to right Mary Jo, Suzanne, Charlene, Anthony, and Julia
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
Collage of Star Trek captains Picard, Sisko, and Janeway
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today I lit a candle by the big skillet that quotes “I can see the light of a clear blue morning.” Rest easy in that Light, Dolly Parton. 7/7
two big upturned cast iron skillets on top of a shelf, one with Dolly's face, the other with lyrics from "light of a clear blue morning" (illegible). Also on the shelf are a small white candle in an empty bottle of Tennessee whiskey, and an upright copy of Dolly Parton's book Songteller.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If I had though, I would’ve thanked her. Not just for the music and the movies, but for the example she set: never forget where you come from. 6/7
a big plastic plate of Dolly Parton as a the center of rays of the sun sits atop a shelf of history books, including a lot of Tennessee history out of frame
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
As a grown person I can’t count how many poems I’ve written inspired by Dolly’s lyrics. Her live recording of Rocky Top comes on with a little story about a man and “a little pigeon took a big ole dump on his head and flew on off to Rocky Top,” and that always makes me smile. 4/7
four books about or related to Dolly Parton: She Come by it Natural by Sarah Smarsh, Let Me Say This: a Dolly Parton Poetry Anthology, the Unofficial Dollywood Cookbook, and an unauthorized collection of wise and witty words.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t really know how to react to the loss of the very voice of East Tennessee. Dolly Parton was so omnipresent that if we’d printed our own money we would’ve put her face on it wearing a rhinestone tiara and not even given it a second thought. 1/7
black and white photo of a portrait of Dolly Parton as Patron Saint of East Tennessee, surrounded by other artworks include a print of a cabin, some embroidered flowers framed and matted, and some barrels of Tennessee whiskey.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
marching right over to the Cathedral Church of Saint Peter and Saint Paul in the City and Diocese of Washington and taping this to the door. theydies and gentlethems: presenting Bear Theology by @markdruss.bsky.social
A picture and not particularly legible excerpt of Mark Russ’s essay “Bear Theology” where he jokes that Peter and Paul are the patron saints of bears due to the holy kiss they shared.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
oh no I’m in a kitchen table hymnal polycule
On the corner of a reclaimed lumber table are, standing up, the United Methodist Hymnal, the Episcopal Church’s Hymnal 1982, and the Friends General Conference hymnal Worship in Song. In the background are some candle tops, a bookshelf, and a rainbow decoration hanging from an archway.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
do any of you gays and/or theys know what kind of necklace stand one can get for these, um, chesticles?
three stupidly large multicolored rhinestone necklaces laying on top of a dark purple quilt draped over a light purple quilt. from left to right: giant butterflies, a melange of very sparkly orchids, and some more subdued multicolored flowers.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
my Pyrex cabinet knows no gender
An open cabinet of three selves filled with Pyrex serving and dinner ware in a variety of patterns, all vintage
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
theology types, did I get this right? I go to woo woo Christianity so sometimes I get fuzzy on the details.
Received text: 

I'm watching The Last Temptation of Christ right now. I feel like I'd have a better sense of what's going on if I had even just a brief outline of the whole Jesus story.Sent texts:

Oh right yes.
Well basically Jesus was born, Herod killed all the little babies he thought might be Jesus, while Jesus got circumcised.
He goes dark for about 30 years and then reappears to get baptized, hears god or something, starts preaching, assembles some followers who were not especially bright, and has some anger management issues. But can also walk on water, raise the dead, and do some wonders with a small catering budget.Sent text:

He rode into Jerusalem one week on a donkey, overthrew some tables in the temple, made his dumb followers eat him, and then one of them betrays him. The civil and religious authorities both toss the hot potato of who should kill him during a lively middle of the night throng, and then he's executed once those two forces decide to just collude. A few days later his tomb is found empty and he starts spooking his dumb followers and sharing meals with them for awhile longer before he ascends into heaven.

Received text:

And this all happened somewhere around Utah, right?

Sent text: 

The Utah of the Middle East, yes.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
listen up y’all, the last firing squad was a little crooked. got the job done, but not our best work, ya know?
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
to think I shelled out $100k I didn’t have to get a masters degree when all I needed to do was hire a hot actor as arm candy for a few parties and *boom* dream job
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
had to sit head of meeting this morning and I made sure to reinforce we were seeking messages from spirit and not NPR. believe it or not that shut ‘em up.
Jason wearing a turquoise necklace and matching earrings, with a teal jacket over an eggplant purple top. There’s a caption in the upper left corner that says “they'll let any old queen sit head of meeting these days.”
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
REO midwagon @wormshaped

in french there's a specific word for retracting your foreskin and i think that's beautiful
12:10 PM • Aug 13, 2026 • 2.7M Views
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it's décalotter btw
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I get a fair bit of spam on my work account, usually trying to sell me some tech thing, but being asked to invest in a lesbian soccer romance film is new.
lesbian soccer romance movie
From: miles@hellohellogrow...
1:57 PM
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Jason! Random reach out but my friends are looking for individual investors for their lesbian soccer romance movie. Star talent attached and they've won major awards for the short film version. They've already raised over $300k and this would be structured as an actual investment with potential returns, not a donation (you don't need to be an accredited investor and the minimum investment is lower than standard). They've already built a pretty active 50k+ Instagram audience before production has even started.
Would love to intro the directors or send more info if you're curious (just reaching out for them because I have the email infrastructure in place).
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tickets are now on sale for the Thomas Circle Singers' 50th Anniversary Season! You'll get to hear rarely performed commissioned works, plus a world premiere in May that's so new it's not even done yet. And our digital album comes out this spring! thomascirclesingers.org/events/
The Thomas Circle Singers in concert: about 50 people in all black standing on risers singing their little hearts out
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
this’n made me perhaps more introspective than I might have liked, but maybe there are some conversations with my past I still need to have. also want to revisit cape cod. but I’m confused by the concept of “winning the breakup” mentioned here. is that a thing?
THE HOUSE OF NOW AND THEN: a novel
EDWARD UNDERHILL
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ok definitely better than the first book in the series — though less sweet? and the sex was better written. but we really gotta teach this nice lady about foreskins cuz the handies all seemed overly lubricated for characters who are probably uncut 😛
Jason’s disembodied hand holding up the book Heated Rivalry by Rachel Reid.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
any number of people I grew up with could’ve said this
"Where's your mommy and daddy?" I asked.
"My daddy is in Pensacola with that whore Loretta, she said.
"And my mommy is at T.J Maxx."
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
and then a mani-pedi after to battle the late summer scaries.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
too much local Quaker drama lately so I went to the Jesus diner this morning. mmm blood.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
thought I became a homeowner a few years ago but instead simply became superintendent of a spider sanctuary
a window spider and her web behind Jason’s bedroom curtain… with her sibling in a nearly identical web outside the window
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
this humidity is getting me especially close to god
unflattering black and white selfie of Jason laying their head on throw pillows, one covered in palm leaves and another in hunt slonem bunnies, along with a squishmallow duck
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
these four absolute doofus baby gays must actually be cats because there’s really no way they should’ve made it through this whole book un-murdered
AWARD-WINNING AUTHOR
LEV AC ROSEN
THE DISASTER GAY DETECTIVE AGENCY
a novel
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
just me and the bean (in my neck) on a saturday morning.
Closeup of Jason’s face and upper chest as they jams their shibari wand into a knot in the back of their neck while sitting in bed
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
what a lovely dispensation of woo woo universalism. also I nearly fell out of my chair when I read, “The cross shows that God is against those who crucify.” thanks, @markdruss.bsky.social
Holding up a copy of a book in a DC metro train. 

QUAKER QUICKS
QUAKER SHAPED CHRISTIANITY
How the Jesus story and the Quaker way fit together
Mark Russ
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
where there’s a thunderstorm, there’s some dumb hillbilly settin’ on a porch watching it.
Jason in a porch rocker watching a thunderstorm wearing his “make more biscuits” t-shirt
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
wow the spam bots have gone NIMBY. i don’t even have a dog.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was definitely Team Rahim on Love, Victor
Victor and Rahim in their wedding party suits in Love, Victor.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
uh… is my phone trying to tell me something?
Sin (spelled with the S scruff icon and the IN LinkedIn icon) floating in the Suggestions menu box
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
utterly hilarious that I got Jeremy Corbyn because reasons. and fascinating that liberal Quakerism came out as irreligious. 12axes.vercel.app
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
guess how many of these years I’ve been forgetting that my late high school/early college rantings are still publicly available…
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We're together for 25 years now! Thank you!
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
wait i've read this book about spicy portland baseball
cover of The Prospects by KT Hoffman. promo blurb says "minor leagues, major chemistry. drawn image is of a bearded player in green and gray lifting up a smaller player in the same uniform.
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Jason Terry @jttnncdcmd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Bambi’s mom caught red hooved raiding my garden.
A literal deer in headlights standing at the back of a veggie patch, looked perturbed that her grazing has been interrupted by the gardener
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