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Jeff in Texas

@jts65.bsky.social
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Higher education administrator & recovering lawyer focused on sports & progressive politics. He/Him/His. Big fan: Orioles, Blues, Bucs, my dogs. Florida native, dad of 2, amateur choral musician. 5-time Jeopardy! champion, but a long time ago.

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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 2h
just sitting here watching Adley Rutschman in the postseason, just like we all expected back in March that we'd be doing
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 2h
I could have outrun Rafaela going down the line there, and I'm one-week post-op on a knee replacement. If you aren't going to run out a ground ball because of injury – which is what the commentators are saying – then you ought not be in the lineup. Just my opinion.
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 2h
The favorite team of Pope Leo and Barack Obama eliminates the favorite team of Ted Cruz. With apologies to my many friends who love the Astros (as I lived in southeast Texas for more than 7 years), I can't really hate that outcome.
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 5h
correction: the Astros are frauds
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 6h
so the Phillies were frauds?
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 6h
he looks like gumby
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 6h
says the couchfucker whose boss actually is a pedo
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 12h
Even if Eric Schmitt had been right – and, let's be clear, he was hilariously, comically wrong – what is the gotcha? If Jack Smith had gone to Atlanta, what does that prove? Is Fani Willis the new Soros or something? And he could have gone to ATL and not seen her. This whole charade confuses me.
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I get so frustrated that the Yankees keep bringing up guys who become young stars immediately (Rice, Schlittler, even Judge, but not Volpe) while the #Orioles bring up their talented young guys and they regress. It's almost as though the O's are really bad at developing players. #FireElias #FireAlby
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
White Sox vs. Astros is the modern-day equivalent of Catholics vs. Convicts. #iykyk
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
White Sox-Astros also happens to be a rematch of the 2005 World Series. That's right, kids, the Astros used to be in the National League.
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Josh @jjlinnjj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you’re real lucky, you’ll have a manager who leaves his closer standing in the bullpen in an elimination game and then refuses to take accountability for his mistake
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Houston in the postseason again because that's what they do. Meanwhile, the #Orioles thought they'd be the next Astros by bringing in Mike Elias and Sig Mejdal and they royally fucked that up. Maybe the Astros won despite Elias, not because of him. 🤔 #FireElias #FireAlby
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
86 Kristi Noem's 34-year marriage. If you think we've heard some crazy stories about her in the past couple years, hang on...gotta feeling there's much more coming up.
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JeffCO @ijeffco.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey Jack Smith idolators, before you name him AG, what if the next Dem President appointed a Dem? In fact, what if we simply dropped naming Republicans and Independents to our team and actually put Dems who strongly believe in Democratic ideals at the head? Give that a try for once?
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
FUCKING FIRE TODD BOWLES You punt there and you most likely get it back. Instead you hang your QB out to dry and he gets hurt badly. This is a team in complete disarray and Bowles HAS TO go. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Defensive Genius™ Todd Bowles had the perfect play drawn up for 4th and short. I mean, sometime he must have. Not in that instance. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The worst thing about the #Bucs is that they're going to lose to DeShaun Watson and Kyler Murray in back-to-back weeks at home. Absolutely unforgivable. Bowles HAS TO GO. #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh look more critical penalties #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OK, I'm off the Baker Mayfield bandwagon. He looks awful. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can't field that punt on the goal line! Let it go into the end zone! A decent coach would have prepared his team properly for that situation. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It happened again! Third and long and it's six points for Minnesota. Todd Bowles is so unbelievably bad at his job. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Crucial penalties = poor discipline = bad coaching. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Defensive Genius™ Todd Bowles can't get a stop on third and long. I'm shocked. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
TOUCHDOWN TAMPA BAY! Ted Hurst, welcome to the NFL! #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meanwhile, the #Bucs look putrid. 0-3 coming up and really no hope for relief in sight. #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Farewell #Orioles. I really hope that when baseball returns in 2028, Mike Elias and Craig Albernaz are employed somewhere other than Baltimore. #FireElias #FireAlby
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sad Michigan fans give me life.
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I missed Alonso's last HR (Im recuperating – poorly – from knee replacement surgery on Wednesday), but it looks like it was an absolute hammer. #Orioles #FireElias #FireAlby
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love an inside-the-park HR
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🦫🦫🦫🦫
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice to wrap up the home schedule with a #SeriesSweep! Sweep, get swept, sweep in the last three series. Just a microcosm of how inconsistent this team has been. #Orioles #WinColumn #FireElias #FireAlby
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They may have rushed Félix back. 😔 #Orioles #FireElias #FireAlby
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HP umpire has a plane to catch, apparently. Two of those Ks were not Ks. 🙄 #Orioles #FireElias #FireAlby
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
really masterful juxtaposition of posts here (open the photo for the full effect)
A post referencing baseball players Babe Herman and Babe Ruth  and their batting prowess is followed immediately by one reading "Morning babes it's time to lift"
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just like last night
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
nice play by Coby he has really stepped up his defense this season
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
FIRE TODD BOWLES NOW
FIRE BOWLES
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Weather delay in Tampa. With TWO MINUTES LEFT. Jesus, just finish the game! #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Defensive Genius™ Todd Bowles strikes again. If the #Bucs lose at home to Cleveland, just fire him before he even gets to the locker room. He's the worst HC in the NFL and it's not close. #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does anyone on this team know how to tackle?! #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All these overthrows on long balls... feels like Doug Williams is back! 😜 #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
TOUCHDOWN TAMPA BAY! Baker Mayfield made that entire drive work: blocking, running, and throwing under pressure! #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireTheCannons
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That was awesome! Baker Mayfield with the lead block on the run – Irving got 4-5 more yards because of it! #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After attending a college football game yesterday in which the winning team scored 84 points (yes, EIGHTY-FOUR), I'm finding this #Bucs game interminably boring. #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now THAT was a big stop! #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow. Baker looks really off today. Most of his passes have been either overthrown or underthrown. Wonder what the deal is? He needs to settle down! #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I swear, #Bucs. Do you realize you have a game today, and it's against the freaking Browns?! Defensive Genius™ Todd Bowles is showing his ass again. #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Asinine play calling. As usual. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe #FireBowles
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Jeff in Texas @jts65.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Loving the Browns shooting themselves in the foot already. #Bucs #GoBucs #WeAreTheKrewe
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