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James Stanton

@jstanton617.com
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 12/06/2026
We all know where he lives
The American Football house
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 18/03/2026
Like this
Michael Jackson turning 360 degrees and moonwalking away
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 09/03/2026
Evergreen
A mastodon post saying

He talked about electric cars. I don't know anything about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.
Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius | figured he must be a genius.
Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software & Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 14/02/2026
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 06/02/2026
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 03/02/2026
@jamellebouie.net called it
Jamelle Bouie giving finger guns saying “That’s a piss baby”
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 27/01/2026
Doing more than I’ll say. But tried to bring some levity to the No Kings rally in Portland in October
A pink “portland (Oregon) frog” at the No Kings rally in Portland, ME
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 26/01/2026
A tweet saying

Me: I made a tweet!
My brain: did anybody press the Button
Me: many people pressed the Button
Brain: excellent. you may now have the good chemicals
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 25/01/2026
@lukeoneil47.bsky.social ‘s verse about this never fails to move me
This is my blood

I marvel at the design of our weapons. So sophisticated that they can transform any man woman or child into a terrorist. Writing in their flight between launch and concussion an entire alternate history of a life.

Just as the cop's bullet convicts you of a crime. Its presence in your body evidence enough that it always belonged there.

A violent transubstantiation.
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 17/11/2025
Here’s an example. I couldn’t remember the exact wording
iOS notifcation showing “in 1m”
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 02/11/2025
Tweet saying

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 31/10/2025
Darth, this is Teddy
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 25/10/2025
Ok chief. I didn’t say anything about what I thought. Asked a question and got an internet tough guy response
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 28/08/2025
Teddy (my Chocolate lab) hanging out with his cousin Barley who we’re pup-sitting
Two labs, one American Red, one English Chocolate
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 25/08/2025
Never seen the trifecta before
Brianna Wu, Matthew Stoller, Matt Yglesias follower labels
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 27/07/2025
Post your lock screen
The underground hot tub at the spa at Seafire, Grand Cayman
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 26/07/2025
Does this count as a cape?
A chocolate labrador wearing a scooby doo Mystery Machine Halloween costume
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 04/06/2025
Its complicated
Ben Affleck smoking
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 02/06/2025
Do / would you ever do personal consultations? Like next time I’m in SF, meet and give you a budget to outfit me?
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 09/05/2025
Don’t starve. It’s the rare piece of art that’s hyped and doesn’t disappoint
Man watching Andor
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 08/05/2025
Got the Schefter alert
The pick is in: The cardinals elected Robert Francis Prevost as their 267th pontiff. He took the papal name
Leo XIV.
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 29/04/2025
A picture of 8x Mr. Olympia winner Ronnie Coleman with his quote "EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A BODYBUILDER, BUT DON'T NOBODY WANT TO LIFT NO HEAVY-ASS WEIGHTS." superimposed
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 05/04/2025
When I got up to space, I wanted to get to the window to see what it was that was out there. I looked at the
blackness of space. There were no dazzling lights. It was just palpable blackness. I believed I saw death.
And then I looked back at the Earth. Given my background and having read a lot of things about the evolution of Earth over 5 billion years and how all the beauty of nature has evolved, I thought about how we're killing everything.
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 05/04/2025
Loved William Shatner’s quote after he took this exact same trip
"I saw a cold, dark, black emptiness. It was unlike any blackness you can see or feel on Earth. It was deep, enveloping, all-encompassing. I turned back toward the light of home. I could see the curvature of Earth, the beige of the desert, the white of the clouds and the blue of the sky. It was life. Nurturing, sustaining, life.
Mother Earth. Gaia. And I was leaving her," reads an excerpt from "Boldly Go" that was first published by Variety.
"Everything I had thought was wrong," it reads.
"Everything I had expected to see was wrong."
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 21/02/2025
One of the cool things about Bluesky is that anyone can make either blocklists or just lists that label accounts. There’s ones that show who the major donors are under politician accounts. Ones that people are doing independent verification. I subscribe to one that labels you as an AI user
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 21/02/2025
Maybe I should switch to a labeler? Didn’t even notice he disappeared from my feed
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 08/02/2025
www.extrafabulouscomics.com/__936
4 panel comic where the first guy is unable to pee at the urinal and the guy next to him starts shaming him for it
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 24/11/2024
Post dog park Sunday vibes
Chocolate lab sleeping on a couch
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 20/11/2024
Shin Black with some extra veggies and a slightly-over soft boiled egg #goodlunch
A bowl of ramen noodles
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 19/11/2024
Watching the new Dune series on Prime and told my wife Stanley Tucci is in it. (Not Stanley Tucci)
Juxtaposed headshots of actors Mark Strong and Stanley Tucci who look very similar
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 16/11/2024
Conveniently cut off the “Fan account - Unofficial” from your screenshot Hopefully this is the real Zak
Fan account
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 12/11/2024
Facts only
Chocolate lab resting his head on a man’s legs
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James Stanton @jstanton617.com · 05/11/2024
Chickie & Pete’s in PHL terminal C was surprisingly decent. Particularly at ~10am
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