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James S. Pumpkins

@jspumpkins.bsky.social
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Stridently pro-blocking, anti-French fry. Microbiologist/biochemist.

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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some replies ask you to open the thread to see the context, other replies positively BEG you to.
Rubberband Girl: it's not that it's long, it's wide. 
GG: omg you're right, do you think she juices
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes. This is an actual result I got from Gemini search.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sometimes you only want to carry around enough oil for one meal and not this absolute unit
A two liter bottle of Costco extra virgin olive oil.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Lol eat **** you piece of human garbage, every thing you did may have cost us a chance to break out of this cycle, I hope you catch an incurable taint rash for the rest of your miserable life
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So, here I was doing a Google search when I accidentally clicked AI mode and...
A screenshot of an AI query about replacement candidates winning that states "The most prominent modern example is Joe Biden, who was replaced by Kamala Harris as the Democratic presidential nominee in 2024, leading to a successful campaign where the Democratic party maintained control of the White House."
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
For the peeps that like to call me a tater hater:
A half eaten plate of JoJo potatoes.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This one's seventh gotcha day is today. We have big things planned!
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Here ya go. Also, this is the same guy: www.ms.now/opinion/dhs-...
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Gap nearly doubled from May to November in 2018, so there is hope, and he's not going to stop being a chaos goblin. We'll see one way or the other I suppose.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
woo burrito taxi discourse again sign me up
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Photo of the meme where a guy makes an anxious choice between two buttons, one labeled "dinner with JD Vance" and another labeled "an incurable taint infection"
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I did this in Claude just to see, and it looks like it scraped most of the information from the web, so what you're likely to get is whatever "wisdom" is out there and published in text form. But if you just want to know what a consensus is it'll be great for that.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
A an edited tweet from the wrestler Big Damo saying "some presidents are just fuckin stupid I don't know what to tell you."
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
She decided to pose tonight, so I had to catch a snap.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It all really is just this except the "oh no" never comes and instead loops back to the beginning.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A photo of the world's smallest violin under an election microscope. The 13 mm micrometer by 50 micrometer violin sits on top of a human hair.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Sunday snugs
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I could have sworn I've seen multiple articles on Reddit about this so I went back to check:
A Reddit search with with four results for "Jessica Foster," the AI "military advisor" to the President.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My favorite part about Games Workshop announcing this relaunch of their paint line is that out of everything they COULD have changed, they refuse to change the one thing people mostly hate about their paints.
A picture of blue acrylic paint in two identical stupid plastic pots, one with a Citadel branding and the other with Warhammer branding.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Lol. This was Ohio's 9th district for almost a decade, they can shut up forever.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Not sure why I'm surprised at all but right-wingers are talking themselves into being anti-anti-pedophilia.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
For example... This is Brody at a recent big show in Mexico
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The cosmos birthed the guy in the banana suit skit so that we could have that reference for this exact moment.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
NINE! NINE PERCENT TO GO AH AH AH
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I don't know if this eye bleach is strong enough but here's Faith from last night after playing in the rain
My dog, Faith (a yellow lab mix) wet and muddy after playing in the rain.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Second point: the heart is one of the few muscles in the body that controls it own movement. In fact, it has an entire system that controls the movement of electrical signals through the muscle so that it can beat on its own: the cardiac conduction system.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
This is complex and involves a few points so bear with me. The heart is a large muscle with hollow spaces inside of it that can collect blood. There are two types of spaces in the heart: atria and ventricles. Atria primarily collect blood. Their function is important but not totally required.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
So many swirling thoughts about this but the one I can't escape is, if you are so GD mentally soft that you can't handle a few years in a job where you disagree with your boss, then good riddance. I am still, somehow, surprised daily about how much of the opposition are gutless cowards.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Memories...
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Bone is made of a dense network of the protein collagen, significantly reinforced by crystals of a calcium-based biomineral called hydroxyapatite. The image is a schematic view of what this looks like at the molecular level.
Figure showing the triple helix (spiral) shape of collagen molecules being covered and reinforced by large plates of hydroxyapatite mineral
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
So... I'm super excited about this but also somewhat interested in keeping things d/l, so apologies for the weird crop but this was announced Wednesday
Placard announcing me as a recipient of my school's distinguished teaching award
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Post something random or have an awful October.
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Other random glamour shots
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Lord Commander Bastian Carthalos
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Lady Yndrasta
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I promised more hobby stuff a while back and in the spirit of doing things we love that maybe a dozen people in your feed will enjoy, here is my Stormcast Eternals army for Age of Sigmar
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
time is a flat circle
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I don't know if I've shared any Faith pics on here yet or not but here she is in repose on papa's bed
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A meme of the wrestler Big E with the words " bit meaty men slappin' meat."
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
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James S. Pumpkins @jspumpkins.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
We's mad
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