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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Okay, which one of us late diagnosed elder millennials decided to merge to do lists with slap bracelets? #adhd #takemymoney

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The scientific name for the robin feels like an epic prank. #birds #inmybirdingera

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve yet to see a more apt metaphor for this state than when Big Tex burnt in 2012. Hope springs eternal but it can always go pear shaped.

A picture of Big Tex, a giant talking statue that greets fair goers at the State Fair of Texas. In 2012, Big Tex caught fire during the last week of the fair.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

This Vinted description of a Mockingjay pin like it’s a vintage artifact is sending me this morning. 😂 Reads like AI as well. #vintedhumor

Image shows a replica Mockingjay pin from the Hunger Games book and movie series.
The description makes it sound like a vintage artifact. Partially visible text reads “This vintage brass pin badge features a detailed design of a bird holding an arrow, encircled by a ring. Made in China, the badge is sturdy and well-“

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I am getting increasingly more desperate sounding texts about the convention in Dallas this week. Four texts in 5 days? Yikes. #midtermconvention

Two Text messages offering free tickets to the Midterm Convention. Dated Tuesday and today.

A text dated yesterday saying it’s the last chance for tickets.

Text offering free tickets I received Thursday.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This article is fascinating. Not in the least because of this tidbit.

An excerpt from the article that says “In 1980, Mr T won an NBC show called America's Toughest Bouncer. The thing is, he says, there were tougher men than him in the competition, but they didn't have the right”

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I love the internet Pt. 2

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

So they get trained using gloves that are 1/50th the power? One would hope that at least once they’ll get feel the actual gloves. Also wow. This seems like a terrible thing. Just. Wow.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

How about no, @espn.com. How about we don’t bet on US v Belgium. How about we don’t encourage sports betting. Sigh. I’m so tired of being inundated with gambling ads.

Screen shot of ESPN’s mobile page with several headlines, including one stating “How to bet on U.S. vs. Belgium”

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

In case you’re wondering, eBay is still delightfully weird.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This is so delightfully chaotic. It’s like three different people were arguing about this and they just posted all the options.

A screen shot of confusing wording from a festival reads: “Reserve your free spot today!
Admission is free, but registration is required. Admission is FREE, but registration is ENCOURAGED. Please note that Eventbrite registration does not guarantee entry.”

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It’s been awhile but I didn’t think there was anything in the constitution about straight marriage either? www.chron.com/texas/articl...

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Naming the tv show I’m positive that know one remembers but me.

A promo for a tv show about a Canadian Mountie who moves to Chicago to find out who murdered his father. He is teamed up with a Chicago PD officer. Hijinks ensue.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

What a quote. Also does Paxton think that dads never have to take their kids in to changing rooms? Why is it always the mom?

Quote from the article “It wouldn't be Pride Month without a pool party, and it wouldn't be a day ending in Y if Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton didn't sue something.”

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

This is one of the weirder campaign spam texts I’ve gotten. #cornyn #paxton #txrunoff

campaign spam text that says “Ken Paxton is a Godless sinner who ignores Jesus's command to "Not commit adultery." Do not trust this wicked man! Vote Cornyn!
Stop to end
- LSV”

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I really think they’re blaming the wrong people here. Tait did a fine job of destroying his ministry with assault and addiction and the people who covered up for him helped. Actions have consequences. The Roys Report is not the reason I can’t listen to DcTalk or the #newsboys anymore.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

This is ridiculous. My ticket to the 2010 ALCS was $60. 60! Who is paying $120 to sit in the outfield on the top row of the top section?! Do better #TexasRangesBaseball. I love baseball as much as I do because it used to be an affordable family outing. Not anymore.

A picture showing available seats in a baseball stadium. Next to the seats is a image showing the price for tickets in that section. Prices $90 plus fees to sit in the outfield on the top row of the highest section.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

This wording seems awfully familiar… 2/2

"This is a Christian militant organization,"
Bowers told Klansmen in a March 1, 1964, lecture obtained by highway patrol investigators. "We have become His (God's) finite instruments with which, we earnestly pray, He will choose to save Christian Civilization."
Atter news came that civil rights activists planned to work in the state during the coming summer, the White Knights characterized the work as an invasion and recruited members from all of Mississippi's 82 counties.
The White Knights' charter told Klansmen they had "the Sacred Responsibility for preserving Christian Civilization, and with the task of effectively and intelligently Destroying any and all agents or agencies of Satan, whensoever they may detect any such Demons in Human Flesh at their Evil and Treasonous Work."

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

While this is supremely hilarious just on its own, I think “Supplemental Soy Sauce” sounds like the name of a ska band or something. Adding it to my ever growing list of potential band names.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Here’s a timeline cleanse. My Spice rose bush is starting to bloom and it smells wonderful. And our neighbors found a giant swallowtail butterfly in their garage and brought it out so we could see it. #gardensky #butterflysky #roses

A picture of a pale pink rosebud with leaves in the background. The rose is a Earthkind Spice rose.

A picture of a black and yellow giant swallowtail butterfly perched on a Jane magnolia tree. Visible are a pink magnolia blossom and light/bright green leaves. A grey brown fence is in the background.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

This is a whole word from Kristen LaValley’s book Growing Up Saved #spiritualtrauma #churchhurt #spiritualabuse

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Today I learned that there’s a National Video Game Museum across the metroplex from me. According to its website, one of the attractions is, wait for it, a 1980s bedroom. Excuse me while I go sit in the dark and stare at a wall contemplating my existence.

A picture of a 1980s era bedroom exhibit at the National Video Game Museum in Frisco, TX. Pictured are a bed, desk, chair and dresser from the 80s.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I just got these two books at the same estate sale and it makes me happy. #oldbooks

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

I want to know what “foot bath drugs” are and when they’d be medically necessary

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Weirdly there’s nothing in this article about engaging with the protestors in good faith, hearing them out or inviting them to talk after the service. There’s a whole lot of reaction and pearl clutching. The part about church not being political theater was particularly funny since 1/3

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

I can’t tell if this is expert level trolling by someone at Amazon or expert level pandering by Amazon. But regardless you can get a bag of broccoli for 69 cents from Amazon. #onepieceofchicken #onepieceofbroccoli #corntortilla #somethingelse

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I believe raccoons can do anything because I captured this photo this summer. This hummingbird feeder was at least 6 feet off the ground, attached to my window. The raccoon had climbed up the screen to get to it.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

They are really cool and not at all afraid of people. This one flew over my head and landed right next to me in when I was in Ireland.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

When airplanes look like this again (and are affordable for normal people) I’ll dress up. Until then I will wear clothes that are comfortable for being squished in a space with a hundred or so other people.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

This bnb comes with void cats! #cats #ireland onward to Dublin later today and then eventually home ✈️

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

A very delicious meal at Bowes & Co in Cashel. Super friendly and helpful owner and staff. #ireland #Cashel

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

The next bnb on our trip comes with donkeys! Which to be honest is the main reason I chose it, but also the place itself is lovely. #doolin #ireland #wildatlanticway

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I’ve never gotten my bird of the day before! @courtneyellis.bsky.social this made me think of you! #birds #ireland

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Every BnB should come with a dog like Jack and horses! #ireland

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Also if you like mint and chocolate go to Aldi because these are amazing.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

My youngest unfortunately has developed a love for my chicken wontons and chili sauce. 😂 any time I get an order he appears out of nowhere with a pleading look on his face.

A picture of a child’s hand holding a fried wonton. The child is dipping the wonton in chili sauce.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Today in child land, my 4 yr old is running around the yard singing Holy Holy Holy whacking things with a toy golf club while I read this book. Am I doing parenting right? 😂 @kkramermcginnis.bsky.social @mburtwrites.bsky.social

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

“When neighbors start talking, good things happen” 🫠

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

There are lion cubs at our zoo and they are the most adorable things.

A picture of two lion cubs on green grass. The cubs were born 6/29/25.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

We are planning a trip to Ireland and I've noticed that there are these "Social Guides" for many of the historical monuments. I finally clicked on one and was so excited to discover it's basically a "what to expect when you get here" guide. Invaluable for people like me who hate surprises. 1/2

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

I didn’t need to know much about it before I decided not to use it. I’ve seen The Matrix and 2001: A Space Odyssey. And while I understand these are works of science fiction, I still am not taking chances. 🤖🔋

A screenshot of the Wall Street Journal headline that says “The Less You Know About AI, the More Likely You Are To Use it”

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

We had a visitor at our hummingbird feeder last night. I thought I had got it high enough but apparently raccoons can climb up window screens 😂

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

This picture from the @startribune.com is going to haunt me. As a mom. As a human. It’s a complete encapsulation of a parent’s worst nightmare. Have mercy.

Picture of mom running barefoot down street - Star Tribune / Getty Images

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Kroger, I think we need to have a discussion about what the phrase "exciting news" means. #groceries #friday

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

I feel so old. But also, why not just call it an "inflatable chair"? Bean-less bag chair makes zero sense. #the90sareback #inflatablefurniture

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

This organization had signs up around Ft Worth (including at least one church) telling Christian to vote to cancel out all the “illegal” votes.

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Jordan @jspray.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

An unexpected late July rainstorm in Texas is a gift (even if it popped up when I was trying to set up the long awaited pool pump).

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