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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 10h

- Friedkins Selling ✅ - Man City Charges ✅ - Mykolenko Injury ✅ - Hull City been great ✅ Myers questions complete

JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 10h

Prezzer bingo: - Friedkins Selling - Man City Charges - Mykolenko Injury - Jarrad Branthwaite - PIckford as ENG #1 - how impressed have you been with hull? Outsider... - what do you think about state ownership

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'm getting a van / semi camper van I think.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah so do I. Not heard good things and the guide price is right at the bottom of what I'd expect. Got offered 16500 as a part ex, so hoping it will be higher than that

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Can see how that could easily be misinterpreted now 😂😂

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Sorry I meant the car sales think Motorway 😂

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just banged my car on Motorway. Anything could happen 😅

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Needed some motivation to do some exercise outside of football/padel. This INTVL app is interesing. You walk/run/cycle and gain territory. So just going to try and boss my local territory 😂

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Need to change your name to something a bit more "Difficult to pronounce" Irish

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Trying to sell @kittok.co.uk. Can't give it the love it needs. Anyone who is decent on socials or has a marketing background I reckon could 10x the traffic easy enough. I will still be populating it until I can get rid though. I have too many side hustles 😂

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Pet hate is people over filling a Guinness and it going down the glass 🫠

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If anyone is bored today. Get the website on your laptop, or even better on your TV and have a game. Let me know what you think. www.arabian-derby.com

arabian-derby.com

Arabian Derby

A party camel race for up to eight players. Scan the code, flick a ball on your phone, and be first past the finish.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just not a simpleton unfortunately. Too many of them around these days.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Why do people take so long at cash machines? Takes about 30 seconds.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Although that is a scandal. We could have as much money as we want and not be able to spend it. All to make sure "Another Portsmouth doesn't happen"

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I assume it's the false sponsorship is a big issue. City would never have attracted those values. Like Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool have been fairly global clubs since the early 00s, so big sponsorship deals isn't surprising. You didn't see a City shirt outside the northwest until about 6 years ago

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Out of all the seasons that we got fucked if you take Citeh out the equation, this feels the worst. To not get CL with the amount of points we accrued was scandalous really. www.premierleaguewithoutcity.co.uk/season/2013-...

premierleaguewithoutcity.co.uk

2013/14 Premier League Table Without Man City

Manchester City won the 2013/14 Premier League with 86 points. Without their matches, Liverpool would have been champions with 81 points from 36 games.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Made a PoC of an online Arabian Derby game today. Works pretty nicely actually. Up to 8 people on one screen. Few finishing touches tonight and give it a trial run at my kids birthday party tomorrow 😂

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Im keeping it simple with a Nigerian Guinness

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What are we all doing for Nigerian Independence day?

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

But it's a good shout, I should probably check that out.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Was trigger happy last week on that what not app 😅 Don't think you can return them.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah fuck them.would rather bin them.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just found the block button thankfully 🎉 Would literally rather give them the charity shop than sell to someone like this.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fucking hell selling some tracky bottoms I bought which don't fit on Vinted. Attracting cunty buyers 😴

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Giving this beauty a run tonight. McFadden on the back randomly. Hopefully score one similar to his goal against Charlton.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone been doing donuts In Your mash?!

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah that's the worry. Hope he fails miserably

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bought my kid some transformers for his birthday. Came as robots. Took me a LONG time to figure out how to get them into their alt modes 😅 Think the 5yo might struggle

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Yeah I watched the highlights a couple of days ago. Deulofeu misses a great chance in the second half too, which would've put us 1-2 up.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Wouldn't mind but City's 2nd goal in the 2nd leg in the league cup semi was about a foot out of play. Could see it from my seat in the away end. So it's a double cheat in that semi. Just give us the trophy.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ahhhh Fair enough. Go and enjoy yourself. Pint of lager and some light reading

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hope the honeymoon is going well Paddy. Did you hear Myko missed the Ukraine game with an injury. Have you heard much about it? Hopefully just a knock based on the manager comments.

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Almost like we could've done with Keeping the Moroccan Maldini Aznou

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Branthwaite LB and gets injured careering down the wing. Nailed on

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Godfather. Was pretty good. Although the guy serving had his phone wrapped in cling film as a screen protector 😂

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Googled the best Kebab in Chorley. Mixed results. Went with a household name from the early 00s. Let's see how we get on!

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JSON Statham @json-statham.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Possibly. But if all cities games were void last season, spurs would've gone down. So depends on how you were affected 🤷

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