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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Counterpoint: They are not christians.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Kennedy got it from a roadkill deer on the way to the restaurant.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just gonna say here, I fully expect to see troops in the streets by January.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's not the firing that should scare us. It's who they replace them with....

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Ghastly, grim, and gleaming bright, perched upon this lovely sight— With an obsidian sheen that captures hearts forevermore, Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore!'"

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"The RNC is training Wisconsin election observers to lie about discrepancies with voting machines." There, I fixed that first line for you.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I mean, if ken paxton is calling trump a "drag" given paxton's record and personality, that's saying something.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Victor Hugo reported it better.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Their annual sausage fest is quite something.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He's too excited about all the bestiality going on at the FBI. He hopes his application is accepted.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Well, they're pedophiles, so...

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Counterpoint: Nothing happens because...politics. I hope I'm wrong, but how much did Biden go after the rule breakers when he took office?

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

considering everything he's done up to now, without any ramifications, is he wrong? Who's going to stand up to him? All the millionaires in the Senate and House continuing to benefit from 'the dip' he keeps creating for them? Unlikely.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I believe the term is building bridges.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The greatest fear of any oppressive regime is that of the very people they are oppressing. Revolution occurs when the oppressed realizes they outnumber the oppressors.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If an idiot speaks on the White House lawn and no one is there to hear him, he's an even bigger moron than previously believed.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'll say. Russia got someone by them and behind the Resolute desk.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

to be fair, it depends on what whiskey you're carrying and if you offered a pull to the interviewer.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is true. But they'll make you CEO if you bring a rack of ribs.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

True story: On time, I found out how the hiring manager liked their coffee. Then the day of the interview, I stopped and got them their drink and walked in with theirs and mine. I said, "I thought you'd like some coffee while we talk about how I'll make your team great." Had an offer an hour later.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I genuinely wouldn't care if they flew the plane in the costume. But there's no way I'm letting a Republican near my children.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

You didn't include the moment of American might.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Buy your meat here: www.blackbirdcoop.com

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Overton: "It was when I took it, after that girls' weekend in Jamaica without my husband" - possibly.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Uh, oh. Someone told Tommy "thanks but no thanks. You're not my type", and now he's upset.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Look folks. All joking aside, Republicans are horrible people. Their fearmongering is the only policy they are aligned on. Democrats need to disarm these assholes with laughter. Meet this shit with uncontrollable, mocking laughter at this idiot. Seriously. Laugh him right off the podium.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Shhhh. trump will take it as a challenge.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's him. It's always been him.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

That, and I'm afraid China will conquer The United States with one of these when the Secret Service isn't looking....

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is true. he has no bottom.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

And congress will give them another $20M for other bodycams they won't wear.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is leadership. This is humanity. We deserve this. Instead, we get a shithead and his cast of social degenerates trying to kill us all.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sen. Jon Husted: Iran war ‘needs to come to an end as quickly as possible’ Republican Leadership: Shhhh, just eat.

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ALT: Laios Laios Touden

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

And it's for national security, too, so....

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The adjectives you're looking for are Good and Human. I'll take 99 more for the senate, please.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I guess I gotta buy a t-shirt. And you should, too.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Not all heroes wear capes. And THAT guy is a f*cking hero!

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Only $217K? Huh. And a cheap date at that.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The trump administration is telling people not to eat beef. "Beef. It's not for dinner anymore. You can have chicken or pork or salmon. F*ck those cattle guys." - the trump administration

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