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John Smith

@jsmithitguy.bsky.social
749 followers 343 following 4.3K posts

Yes, John Smith is my real name. AF Veteran, IT geek, and other things Opinions are my own, and they are correct. If you follow me, thanks. I don't always follow back. Just looking for the cathartic relief of shit posting on maga.

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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just gonna say here, I fully expect to see troops in the streets by January.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean, if ken paxton is calling trump a "drag" given paxton's record and personality, that's saying something.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The greatest fear of any oppressive regime is that of the very people they are oppressing. Revolution occurs when the oppressed realizes they outnumber the oppressors.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If an idiot speaks on the White House lawn and no one is there to hear him, he's an even bigger moron than previously believed.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True story: On time, I found out how the hiring manager liked their coffee. Then the day of the interview, I stopped and got them their drink and walked in with theirs and mine. I said, "I thought you'd like some coffee while we talk about how I'll make your team great." Had an offer an hour later.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look folks. All joking aside, Republicans are horrible people. Their fearmongering is the only policy they are aligned on. Democrats need to disarm these assholes with laughter. Meet this shit with uncontrollable, mocking laughter at this idiot. Seriously. Laugh him right off the podium.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And congress will give them another $20M for other bodycams they won't wear.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is leadership. This is humanity. We deserve this. Instead, we get a shithead and his cast of social degenerates trying to kill us all.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sen. Jon Husted: Iran war ‘needs to come to an end as quickly as possible’ Republican Leadership: Shhhh, just eat.
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Laios Laios Touden
ALT: Laios Laios Touden
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Work like he's down by 20 points and don't stop until the day after the election.
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Beastie Boys: No Sleep Till Brooklyn
ALT: Beastie Boys: No Sleep Till Brooklyn
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I guess I gotta buy a t-shirt. And you should, too.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Only $217K? Huh. And a cheap date at that.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The trump administration is telling people not to eat beef. "Beef. It's not for dinner anymore. You can have chicken or pork or salmon. F*ck those cattle guys." - the trump administration
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I, hereby, declare that all posts by members of the Senate and the House are to conclude with the promise "and we will continue to fight to release the Epstein Files and hold trump accountable for his never-ending corruption" from this day, forward.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I watched this amazing discussion with Jaron Lanier on StarTalk with Neil deGrasse Tyson on Youtube. The "algorithm" decided I needed to watch full ads for McDonald's spicy chicken nuggets 20x in the 1hr show. What I learned: McD's spicy nuggets must taste like shit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTpp...
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There Is No AI, Really (It’s Just People), with Jaron Lanier
YouTube video by StarTalk
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean, it's almost like he's on the comms team of the Dems. he just keeps writing winning campaign ads for them.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's literally a fire sale, folks. trump is giving away what we have left, because America is going out of business.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There are more of us than there are of them. It's that easy.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It just hit me. trump is Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho".
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wait till the videos of someone holding his arm to "vote".
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is the correct answer.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part about this is that when Democrats take the House and Senate and the republicans suddenly "find the courage" to talk about policy again, the Democrats will shut them down by saying "we're not talking about that, just like you didn't", right....RIGHT!
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But of course Russia paid for their wedding. And maga idiots will celebrate it. I can hear them now: "Woo-hoo! Yeah! You get 'em Jr.! You show them commies who's boss by making them pay for your wedding. Hell, yeah! 'Merica!" Meanwhile, the trump family owes, yet another, debt.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So weird. Where did we hear this before? 🤔 Oh yeah. www.npr.org/sections/hea...
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What To Know About Those $200 Drug Cards President Trump Promised
Health policy researchers say Trump may not be able to pay for the cards, which fall short of lasting policy changes to curb high drug prices.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well, we know this isn't current since it he isn't wearing his spiffy new brown ferret pelt.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Despiration. A new scent from "The Incels". Makers of Sofa Stank candles, Circle Jerk lube, and Mom's Nightgown lingerie.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Holy shit. trump is going full emperor Palpatine
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hey Witkoff, you got a little something there, on your nose. Puttz.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Quite possibly, the best hype man for NYC ever. I don't even live there and I feel like I'm home.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
and it takes a special kind of hero to vandalize trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after a lifetime of him doing crimes against the country, women, and children, and spreading hate and misery wherever he could. #34felonies, #releasetheepsteinfiles, #trumpisapedo
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Said another way... This is the reason for the Coogan Act for child performers.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if he has to tell himself that.... Just sayin'.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
what's the bet trump puts a $100 toll on the gangway to shore?
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
These pictures reminded me of a news stories I've read. www.theguardian.com/world/2000/a...
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Russia's once-feared Northern Fleet lies rusting and radioactive
For 50 years the Northern Fleet was the pride of the USSR. From secret ports along Russia's Arctic coast, the iron ships ruled the steel-grey waves with a mailed fist. Beneath the waters, a formidable...
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So, the duffy's are swingers. noted. Christian family values, folks.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Because it's about the cruelty.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Say her name. Teach your children. Dr. Gladys West.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lemme guess, the judge is BillyBob Exxon from Texas. His grand-daddy is BobbyJoe Mobil.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"but that's their democracy." is the shadiest shade of all shades. This shows what the world thinks of the U.S. Make America Great Again, my ass. We are a laughing stock. A petulant child tapping a hammer on a hand grenade no one wants to get near. So, so proud to be an American.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You'd protect more children if you kept republicans away from them.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
FFS! Where's the followup questions? "So, you aren't aware of major breaking news directly associated with the core component of our democratic process?" "So, you believe the president voting by mail-in ballot is committing voter fraud?"
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Arrogant sheep who supports leopards eating faces is shocked when leopards eat his face.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is why we can't have nice things. They take a bribe for 4 lobstermen (allegedly) and the rest of us are fucked. 2 House Democrats vote to salvage GOP agenda Reps. Jared Golden and Marie Gluesenkamp Perez appeared to catch leaders of both parties by surprise. www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
politico.com
2 House Democrats vote to salvage GOP agenda
Reps. Jared Golden and Marie Gluesenkamp Perez appeared to catch leaders of both parties by surprise.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's true. trump has proven again and again, that he will capitulate to tyrants, such as google.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
well, except that one time....
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
tl;dr today trump violated our civil liberties, conned Americans out of their hard earned money, stole from the United States, turned traitor on America's interests, embarrassed us on a global stage, shit his pants, took a nap, blamed everything on Biden, and got a hummer from Natalie.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Top Gun: Hondo Says And We're Off
ALT: Top Gun: Hondo Says And We're Off
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Vietnam has entered the chat.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wish more journalists would speak up like this. It's time to focus on accountability, not access.
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John Smith @jsmithitguy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Three of those are not territories. What a moronic man-child.
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