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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Like what we did in Germany in WWII?

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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

On the Buses became the unwatchable US sitcom Lotsa Luck with Dom DeLuise. My father loved it, and he passed before the video era so never got a chance to see the original. He’d had loved the Carry On films too.

Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Commercial: First shot: any CA republican shaking hands with Trump Second shot: this statement Third shot: the Democratic candidate. End

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But they started in Judea and Samaria, were kicked out and left for what became Iraq, Jordan, Egypt, Lebanon, etc. Now they have returned. Palestine referred to the area where the Jews lived for centuries. The first Palestinian flag was a Star of David.

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The settlers disgust me. But the majority of Jewish Israelis today are from the Middle East. And just because they were exiled to Europe by Arab expulsions doesn’t mean they do not have indigenous roots.

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It’s not. It’s the right of the indigenous peoples of Judea to live in their ancient homeland. Deal with it.

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I saw Electronic Bidets at CBGB in the late ‘70s. Man what a band!

HIGH AND DANGEROUS STEEPLES???? This MUST be fake. Like he’s ever changed a clock in his life.

Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yes, but it did give us Duck Soup, so it was not all in vain.

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The world loves quiet shtetl Jews who know their place. Even more so if they’re dead.

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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

DIY USB rectal probe. Apple iScope. But wait for version, um, number 2.

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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don’t start wars, don’t get destroyed.

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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A Jewish joke: Man is stuck on a desert island. A ship comes by to rescue him. No, God will save me! A helicopter lands. No, God will save me! He’s dying of hunger and thirst. God, why didn’t you save me? What? says God. I sent a ship and a helicopter!

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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Guy thinks he’s white. Wait until he finds out.

Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Shirley Povich Field? Lovely for the college league that plays there in the summer.

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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Exactly. T***p has brought out the worst in America and given them the ok to attack everyone who is an “other.”

Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Like Trumps gonna eat any of that. He’s never had squash or eggplant in his life. He’ll be served the special m al of a burger and fries.

Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

In my novel, EMMISBURG, a young rabbi tries to get a baseball game cancelled by praying for rain: He would lead them in the Geshem prayer, a Jewish supplication for rain, usually recited twice a year during a celebration called Shmini Atzeret, which no one was quite sure what it commemorated.

Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And nobody really knows what Shmini Atzeret is all about. It's the Rodney Dangerfield of the High Holidays.

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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’m doing ok in retirement but this orange moron is killing me. Cost me $25K in my 401k over the past 3 weeks. My electric bill is the GDP of a small country. Aaargh.

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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Like the ARSENAL near the old RFK site?

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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

All repentant and ready to go I see!

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Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Temporary walls and roof to show all life is temporary. I shoulda been a rabbi.

Jerry Slaff @jslaff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm making roast turkey for Kol Nidre dinner, and I was thinking, can I make cornbread stuffing--as if it were Passover. I get so confused these days.... Easy fast, friend.

Oh yes. And just as insane.

Your Zoey has a sister Zoë!

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Can #Mamdani declare eminent domain over Trump Tower and knock it down to build a homeless shelter?

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Black wedding - Wikipedia

Y’know, there’s a mystical Jewish ceremony called a Black Wedding for the lifting of curses. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_w...

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From the look on his face, we’d have to call you Lefty afterwards.

I dislike Bibi greatly and hope sanity returns to the Israeli government. Hasbara merely means explanation but antisemites think it means propaganda. Do you?

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Israel does not want the river to the sea. They have offered the West Bank and Gaza statehood countless times. They refused. I am a proud liberal Jewish Zionist who wants Israel to live in peace with peaceful neighbors. Why are you an antisemite?

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Please explain what you mean by Free Palestine. Free to live in peace with their Israeli neighbors? Free to govern the entire region from the river to the sea? Free to eradicate Israel and its inhabitants?

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And fuck you. Israeli Arabs can drive anywhere they want. They are members of parliament and represent the country on the national football team. If people in the West Bank had accepted the state they were offered countless times thus wouldn’t be an issue.

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Ds have to impeach Trump, Hegseth and RFK Jr (AT LEAST) weekly, over and over and over. They can also pass tons of legislation. They can walk & chew gum at the same time.

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