Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Always told Laura I don’t want a big wedding but then I’ve seen this brass band that play club classics from the 90s/early 2000s and now it’s got me questioning it 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Royal Mail are piss. Another ‘24 hour tracked’ not delivered when it’s supposed to be. You need it signing. How do I plan for that when you don’t deliver it when it’s been paid for?! 020
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 06/10/20262026 and people still being sentenced to death for Blasphemy. Religion could and should have been a vessel for real good and peace in our world throughout history, instead it has time and time again been a stain on us. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I took the first hint and it just confirmed the bloody indicators I’d already spotted so then it was back to changing how I sandwiched 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Harry’s come home from nursery looking like they’ve fed him with a trebuchet 131
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026‘Smart casual’ on inset day dress codes. Get in the bin just tell us no bums bellies or tits to be out and let us be comfy. We’re not public facing, we’re sat in chairs designed for teenagers and the phrase is vague. 110
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Doesn’t matter how it ages. He has said it and that’s enough to give it legs unfortunately. He is pond life. No MP from other parties worth their salt should be civil with him around Westminster. 020
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Christ I remember that. Had to turn my notifications off on the old Twitter haha. Must have been just after Covid as it was in the ‘year 7 playground’ 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just liquidate Royal Mail. Embarrassing service. ‘Couldn’t deliver your parcel due to accessibility issues’ oh right did my house jump up on to stilts whilst I was at work today you liars. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Vulnerable students are regularly permitted to miss up to 25% of their learning time whilst also not being held to the same standards of their peers facilitating an increase in the progress gap between these students and their peers” Ultimately it might all be done with good intentions but… 120
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Townsend giving it the whole food is my medicine on social media whilst having a full head of hair despite being bald at 25 kills me. He’ll have to be pumping his body with menoxidryl every day to maintain the transplant. Goes against the au natural social media narrative. 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It’s just utter nonsense though, the job market is finite - people retiring create jobs for younger people. This would increase youth unemployment. What a muppet 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Here’s one for you - an unexpected consequence of working in my own community. Student shouting at me ‘sir your cat was on my bed last night’ Context: I live next door to the grandparents of a student. The ones who have subtly adopted vinnie. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Her argument is that vinnie essentially lives round our neighbours house now so the other cat is lonely but vinnie still comes home once a day and financially we’re still covering insurance and pet plans as well as food etc. 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lauras heard on the news about the explosion in kittens at rescue homes because people can’t afford or are choosing not to get their pets sorted so there’s loads more pregnancies and now she wants us to get a kitten. We’ve got 2 cats and a toddler already. 100
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mums just messaged me to let me know my a level maths teacher has passed away. Brilliant bloke from a different time. Because my mum and his wife worked together he used to drive me to and from sixth form on his way in. Not sure that’d be allowed now 😂 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In his 14 months me and Laura will have made countless mistakes with Harry but when I see him wobbling up to his books, and sitting down with a book opening the pages ahead of going to his toys it makes me feel like we got something very right. 040
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is abysmal from Derby. Stinking the place out. I cannot for the life of me see what they work on, On the training ground 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Wow what a way to introduce yourself for the lad haha, bet Moyes is glad of Garner’s cramp now 110
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Say what you want about them blokes marching in Dover but the women and children in their lives were certainly made a lot safer on account of them being nowhere near them. 030
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The thing is even if it was - the England manager lost his job over something like that. Why do we hold the England manager to higher standards than our politicians? 020
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If MI5 want help interrogating any terror suspects they’re welcome to bring them round our house where sleep deprivation will break them 240
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026If that’s all he did there’s not a chance in this world that our recruitment team identify Travis as the best player £ for £ for that role. 030
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Not buying that last sentence. Look at the goals we are conceding… coach them better. Look at that lack of patterns of play observable… coach them better. He can point to transfers all he wants but the coaching team currently aren’t pulling their weight. 020
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They’ll just simply pivot to a fake news rhetoric and accusing the establishment of lying 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026First day back at work tomorrow and Harry’s really unwell so we’re taking it in turns to sit up with him. Such a shitter for him. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Forest on track to lose to Leeds over 70 times this season. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Harry walked for the first time this evening. Dunno about him but I nearly burst into tears hahah. Being a dad is class. Even if I spend all the time exhausted. 030
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I got this done in 9 minutes but no idea how. It was mainly good guesses 😂 I felt thick! 110
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Do you call them out on their bullshit or do you just bite your tongue to keep the peace? 100
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026At no time has she ever heard me say ‘I want the veg that most resembles slop when cooked’ 120
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just the 8 years with Laura and she’s still buying recipes with aubergines in. 120
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026They knocked it out the park. I predicted the grades would surpass anything seen before at the school but couldn’t see it happening to this extent. 120
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026So proud of my students who worked their socks off. 6 grade 9s, 6 grade 8s, 9 grade 7s, 7 grade 6s in a school where 47% 4+ is a very successful year. The perfect melting pot of stability, parental support and students who (even if they cut it fine) bought into what we knew they were capable of. 390
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I don’t disagree with any of this. I just think the language around them causes people to see them as lacking value. For a subsection of students they are the result of lots of hard work and should be treated as such. 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The amount of times you hear ‘how many marks do I need for a pass?’ From a student meaning what is the grade boundary for a 4 shows how it makes students feel. Maybe a need for more foundational years at college for those achieving L1 passes. 100
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026One of the biggest policy successes in my lifetime… incredibly what can be achieved when leaders don’t shrink like cowards before our idiot right wing media class. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Could there not be an argument of having the CAS board there at the original trial to then independently go and make their own decision whilst the court the hearing is being sat in is making their decision? Because we all know there’ll be an appeal be it the prem or city or lose. 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There are so many wonderful schools achieving incredible outcomes. I am begging our national news to interview someone else today who isn’t KB. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026And whilst I also agree the ed sec should know damn well that 1-3 are passes that’s not going to fix the societal shift in attitudes that we need to give those lower grades the value they deserve for many students who’ve worked their socks off to get there. 010
