Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 9h‘Smart casual’ on inset day dress codes. Get in the bin just tell us no bums bellies or tits to be out and let us be comfy. We’re not public facing, we’re sat in chairs designed for teenagers and the phrase is vague. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just liquidate Royal Mail. Embarrassing service. ‘Couldn’t deliver your parcel due to accessibility issues’ oh right did my house jump up on to stilts whilst I was at work today you liars. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Townsend giving it the whole food is my medicine on social media whilst having a full head of hair despite being bald at 25 kills me. He’ll have to be pumping his body with menoxidryl every day to maintain the transplant. Goes against the au natural social media narrative. 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is bordering on misconduct. It’s why as tough as it is I always prefer schools with pastoral leaders who have a teaching TT. Very few who have taught will behave the way this member of staff did. 011
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Here’s one for you - an unexpected consequence of working in my own community. Student shouting at me ‘sir your cat was on my bed last night’ Context: I live next door to the grandparents of a student. The ones who have subtly adopted vinnie. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Lauras heard on the news about the explosion in kittens at rescue homes because people can’t afford or are choosing not to get their pets sorted so there’s loads more pregnancies and now she wants us to get a kitten. We’ve got 2 cats and a toddler already. 100
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Mums just messaged me to let me know my a level maths teacher has passed away. Brilliant bloke from a different time. Because my mum and his wife worked together he used to drive me to and from sixth form on his way in. Not sure that’d be allowed now 😂 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In his 14 months me and Laura will have made countless mistakes with Harry but when I see him wobbling up to his books, and sitting down with a book opening the pages ahead of going to his toys it makes me feel like we got something very right. 040
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is abysmal from Derby. Stinking the place out. I cannot for the life of me see what they work on, On the training ground 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Wow what a way to introduce yourself for the lad haha, bet Moyes is glad of Garner’s cramp now 110
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Say what you want about them blokes marching in Dover but the women and children in their lives were certainly made a lot safer on account of them being nowhere near them. 030
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026If MI5 want help interrogating any terror suspects they’re welcome to bring them round our house where sleep deprivation will break them 240
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026First day back at work tomorrow and Harry’s really unwell so we’re taking it in turns to sit up with him. Such a shitter for him. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Forest on track to lose to Leeds over 70 times this season. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Harry walked for the first time this evening. Dunno about him but I nearly burst into tears hahah. Being a dad is class. Even if I spend all the time exhausted. 030
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Just the 8 years with Laura and she’s still buying recipes with aubergines in. 120
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026So proud of my students who worked their socks off. 6 grade 9s, 6 grade 8s, 9 grade 7s, 7 grade 6s in a school where 47% 4+ is a very successful year. The perfect melting pot of stability, parental support and students who (even if they cut it fine) bought into what we knew they were capable of. 390
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026One of the biggest policy successes in my lifetime… incredibly what can be achieved when leaders don’t shrink like cowards before our idiot right wing media class. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There are so many wonderful schools achieving incredible outcomes. I am begging our national news to interview someone else today who isn’t KB. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Post a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026A strange results day as I go back to my old place to celebrate with my old class before heading to my new place to see what needs doing. Cannot wait. 030
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Just picked him up. All kids were having a grand time, it felt absolutely fine in there. Seeing Harry playing on a slide with other babies really interacting with them. So frustrating. 100
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Text book from nursery: Yesterday - ‘we are aiming to stay open all day but will assess the temperature throughout the day’ Sow the seed Today - ‘we are closing at 3pm’ Honestly nonsense. They’re in an air conditioned building and I’m bringing him home to our warm non air conditioned house. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026@drwilkinsonsci.bsky.social @rlrossi64.bsky.social This one feels tough - feedback welcome. Don’t think it breaks any rules. I created a Minute Cryptic for you to solve: Colourless enchilada fried with Bhutan energy (5, 3, 5) Give it your best shot! www.minutecryptic.com/custom/457c6...minutecryptic.comMinute CrypticMinute Cryptic is a free daily cryptic crossword clue. Solve today's puzzle, learn how cryptic clues work with free guided courses, and build your solving streak. 210
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Laura didn’t get me a drink whilst I was walking Harry because she didn’t know what I’d want… me who’s only drank pints of estrella this entire trip. 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Let Harry knock about without a nappy on for a couple of minutes after coming back from the pool, in the room. He’s climbed up to his cot and pissed on it. 110
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Having watched Derby lose today I’ve just gone to a restaurant, ordered some olives for the table and they’re stuffed with anchovies. No mention of this on the menu. Holiday’s a write off 210
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Bag of shite #dcfc Negligent of the coaching team, the conditioning team and the recruitment team that we look like this in our first game. 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Other than scousers who are all wearing matchin sports tops and shorts you’d struggle to find the British at this hotel. 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Thought today’s minute cryptic was not enjoyable. Thought it was straight forward but didn’t agree the whole clue was the clue. Catching up on the bigger puzzles and enjoyed this from last week’s grid: Duck's egg snatched by Sir Attenborough after face-off (5) 220
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’ve just read a post from a reform councillor that agreed mostly with my views on education. - we cannot allow lessons to be disrupted by poor behaviour - not every lesson needs to be ‘engaging’ in the sense of being made into ‘a game’.  Just really sensible stuff. I need a lie down. 110
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Rod Liddle - I won’t celebrate death but let’s not rewrite history. He was a horrible bastard. 020
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It’s not the appt I’m worried about it’s the huge line of drongos and pensioners that’s normally out of the door at the pharmacy 200
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Wasn’t going to have a pint at the airport but Laura’s woke up with an ear infection that has to be treated before we leave. Our doctors have got her an appt at the same time that we were due to be heading to the airport. Bloody hell. 100
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Minute Cryptic - 3 August, 2026 "Nothing in vault where gold should be - it's a bit of a shock" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 1 under the community par (55,465 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s... This was such a clever clue but was too easy to enjoy.minutecryptic.comMinute CrypticMinute Cryptic is a free daily cryptic crossword clue. Solve today's puzzle, learn how cryptic clues work with free guided courses, and build your solving streak. 100
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Although 6.20 here is 7.20 in Spain meaning he’ll be ready for a night on the beers after we land. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Harry’s woke up every day recently at 5am which is shite but the positive was going to be that it’d mean his nap fit perfect around our journey to the airport today… he’s just woke up at 6.20!! 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Horny individual is hornier, ‘cos drunk (10) Corker of a surface from the guardian quick cryptic. 132
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Harry in bed, football on. Waiting for Laura to get back later after her nail appointment with pizza. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Nursery staff noticed marks from Harry’s jabs yesterday and sent him home. It’s between them and Jordan Pickford on who’s more angry when you ask them to do their jobs 👀 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Minute cryptic from 29th July Is killing me. I know what the definition, indicators and fodder are and have worked out what to do but can I find the answer with be remaining letters?! No hope. Not using the hints either as they’ll only tell me what I already know. 100
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I pack quite light. Football shirts and swim shorts for the day which roll up nice and tight. A couple of smart shorts and 5 shirts for night time. Day flip flops and nighttime sandals. Underwear - done. 010
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Me and Harry are sharing a suit case (Laura gets her own) what a Swizz by the travel companies to not include a case with his holiday place. 000
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Taking Harry (13 months old) on holiday for the first time on Monday. Any last minute pearls of wisdom from the more experienced travellers with children/babies? Anything that made your life easier on the journey or over there etc? 210
Jshmtn @jshmtn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Sickens me to know that all these lobbyists, politicians and executives who have pushed the narrative that clean energy was too expensive and a waste of time will never endure any consequences. Put greed ahead of the health of the planet but won’t be alive to live through the discomfort. 010
