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Justin Satzman

@jsatz.bsky.social
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One thing about having a golden retriever and a newborn that I didn’t except, my dog keeps trying to steal my son’s pacifiers. #BabySky #DogSky
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please don't overreact to the SCOTUS SAVE database decision today Page 6 of the decision makes clear that we are in the 90 day statutory window when mass changes cannot be made to voter lists! Yeah it's a shit decision for the reasons the 3 dissenters say but we can deal with it. More to come...
nytimes.com
Supreme Court Allows Expansive Voter Screening Tool Ahead of Midterms (Gift Article)
Critics of the Trump administration system to monitor the citizenship status of voters had raised alarms about privacy and improper voter purges.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tim Tebow bring involved in a scam that targets religious fanatics is the least surprising thing ever.
youtube.com
We Investigated the Christian "Scam" Fronted by Tim Tebow | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good on Buffalo for building a new stadium with natural grass. #NFLSky
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The officials know they can call holding on KC right? Right??? #NFLSky
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Refs in regular season form with phantom calls that benefit Kansas City #NFLSky
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What the hell happened to the Texans defense? #NFLSky
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can anyone tell when my son was born?
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watching a game from Australia the way it was meant to be watched #NFLSky
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Brad Sherman was primaried by a great candidate, @jakelevine.bsky.social
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
New footage of bulldozers plowing through Arizona’s Organ Pipe Cactus National Monument to construct a border wall.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Looks like @pablo.show is taking his talents down the Santa Monica Freeway
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@pablo.show & @ronanfarrow.bsky.social
static.klipy.com
Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
ALT: Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The NBA's rulings are final -- there is no formal appeal or arbitration process available to the Clippers with the league. LA's only outlet to fight the punishment is in court.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The NBA's rulings are final -- there is no formal appeal or arbitration process available to the Clippers with the league. LA's only outlet to fight the punishment is in court.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The NBA's rulings are final -- there is no formal appeal or arbitration process available to the Clippers with the league. LA's only outlet to fight the punishment is in court.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pablo and David Sampson have said in this series that anytime the a team is investigated by the NBA, the team's owner pays for the law firm. I assume that is what this is referring to.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pablo and David Sampson have said in this series that anytime the a team is investigated by the NBA, the team's owner pays for the law firm. I assume that is what this is referring to.
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Timothy McBride @mcbridetd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
To complain about Apple's decison go here: www.apple.com/feedback/map...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/08/2026
JD Vance says we're about to "celebrate the 25th year" of 9/11
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
LOL @chrislhayes.bsky.social teased a story about the USPS and Trump's EO and then the first commercial after was for the USPS. @allinwithchris.bsky.social
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@ossoff.bsky.social needs to post this
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Congress has directed the Board of Directors of the Kennedy Center to manage the Kennedy Center, not the Secretary of Commerce. Anything he directs is an ultra vires. The President does not get to direct the Secretary to “help him” out.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gulf of Mexico & Lake Ontario
static.klipy.com
Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
ALT: Spider-Man Pointing Meme: Hamily Seaham
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Like the East Wing?
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you live in MN, MI, or OH, call up the GOP Senate candidate (or better yet find a way to ask them in person) and ask them if they back Trump's order to rename random Great Lakes while raising your gas prices.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reminder, Trump said that he wants voters to vote like he is on the ballot in November.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/ronf...
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My suggestion is to cancel your subscription to any media company that refers to Lake Ontario as Lake America.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There are too many people that have no idea what #SCOTUS ruled earlier in the week and what it meant. If you want accurate and calm information, follow @normeisen.bsky.social, @klasfeldreports.com & @marcelias.bsky.social. Norm & Marc are literally suing the admin as we speak.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reminder, Trump said that he wants voters to vote like he is on the ballot in November.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Reminder, Trump said that he wants voters to vote like he is on the ballot in November.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So people are paying $20 to join a new version of Twitter when Bluesky is free?
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Devon Heinen @devonheinen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
NEW (#Putin) via @WSJ.com: "CIA Chief’s Surprise Moscow Trip Was to Warn #Russia Not to Attack NATO Warning comes after new U.S. intelligence assessments indicated Russian president could launch a limited assault" www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
wsj.com
Exclusive | CIA Chief’s Surprise Moscow Trip Was to Warn Russia Not to Attack NATO
The warning comes after new U.S. intelligence assessments indicated the Russian president could launch a limited assault.
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Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social · 19/07/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 26/08/2026
NEW: Pro-voting groups challenged USPS' newly published final rule, arguing it gives the agency unconstitutional “election regulator” status it doesn’t have. The move marks the next chapter in a battle that will now move past procedural woes to arguing how it would harm voters.
democracydocket.com
Voting rights groups challenge USPS rule on Trump's anti-voting order in next chapter of litigation
“The Final rule attempts to disguise as a technical procedure what is really granting itself authority to enforce state election laws,” the plaintiffs wrote.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Home Alone 2 cast who have passed this year so far: Catherine O'Hara, Kate, 1/30/26 Brenda Fricker, Pigeon Lady, 7/16/26 Jaye P. Morgan, Celeb #2, 8/24/26 Tim Curry, Concierge, 8/25/26 Do you know who else starred in Home Alone 2?
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"My parents lacked access even to sick days and died young, orphaning me, and you should have this experience too" is maybe not quite the argument she thinks it is
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Venn diagram of people who claimed that Kamala Harris was unqualified and those who voted for Darline Graham yesterday is a circle
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Venn diagram of people who claimed that Kamala Harris was unqualified and those who voted for Darline Graham yesterday is a circle
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Venn diagram of people who claimed that Kamala Harris was unqualified and those who voted for Darline Graham yesterday is a circle
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The corporate and frankly independent media have done a terrible job of reporting the legal facts in this instance. It is frustrating and embarrassing.
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Also @marcelias.bsky.social has already refiled on behalf of the Democratic Party. bsky.app/profile/marc...
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Justin Satzman @jsatz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thankfully have not been online as much today.
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