Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 06/10/2026I feel like “bad things” could use some clarification here, Sam. Are we talking inappropriate but ultimately benign boundary-testing, or hacking into the power grid and plunging us all into darkness? Because those two "bad things" are not really the same thing. 010
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 03/10/2026Cleaning out my basement and holy shit, look what I found! Next step: go somewhere highly public and just start unironically scrolling through my music like it's 2002 3200
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 22/09/2026Ah, the autumnal equinox. Light and darkness held briefly in balance. Summer recedes, shadows lengthen, and we turn inward to contemplate the passage of time and our oneness with nature. Also, ROGUE RIVER BLUE IS BACK, BABY! [air horn] 2101
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 21/09/2026Legit thought someone put a container of dice in the produce section 2140
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 21/09/2026Man, Trump will do anything to help his dwindling approval numbers... 230
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 20/09/2026Tonight is a beautiful night for some a Cardinals baseball! 040
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 19/09/2026The energy at Ole Miss today waiting for Lane Kiffin to take the field... 060
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 18/09/2026You know, it is fall in St. Louis, football is being played, and I am ready to eat some chili, but I simply cannot when it feels like 107 fucking degrees at nearly 5:00 in the afternoon... 🙄 020
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 16/09/2026Up next, Trump declares the Kennedy Center "beyond repair," has it razed before anyone can stop the bulldozers, and then replaces it with a garish golden palace he can name after himself. 110
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 11/09/2026Perhaps Ruffles and I have very different definitions of “party,” but by no objective reading of the word is this a party-size bag of chips. This bag might be empty before I even get home. 170
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 10/09/2026Trump lies as he breathes and hasn't even kept the campaign promises he made to his MAGA faithful. Anyone basing their vote upon this charlatan's promise that they'll get five grand is an idiot. 170
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 02/09/2026Today I learned that scientists named a fish after Mr. Snuffleupagus, and that is exactly the sort of ridiculous whimsy I needed today. www.smithsonianmag.c... 190
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 01/09/2026Heard some light noise under my desk, looked down and... 0100
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 31/08/2026Because if ever there was a time to discontinue research on foodborne illness, it's in the midst of a foodborne illness outbreak... 0137
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 27/08/2026Tiger Woods' recent pic has me wondering if somebody handed him the false grail from the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. 030
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 23/08/2026Look, I can read “get your dongle” without snickering. I am a grown adult and “dongle” is a perfectly normal technology word. But you cannot IMMEDIATELY follow that up with “flashing the dongle” and expect me to not act like a child. Bounds of reason. 140
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 18/08/2026It blows me away to know that the person who made this had complete freedom to choose literally any photo of James Carville. This was not something that happened to them. They consciously chose this particular photo, which made me physically recoil upon opening the message. 260
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 14/08/2026I'm sorry, people put ketchup and mustard on their grilled cheese? 🙀 320
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 13/08/2026Just opened a FedEx box and you know what was in it? A UPS package. Totally serious. If I open this package and there's a Priority Mail box in there, I'm going to lose it 170
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 12/08/2026Great to see Mental Floss finally contributing to my daily allotment of time spent thinking about the Roman Empire. 000
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 09/08/2026“Add Girlfriend” must be doing NUMBERS with Grok superusers. 061
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 09/08/2026The cat has buried itself in our duvet, so I have to take a picture of it and post it. I don't make the rules. 🤷🏻♂️ 3151
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 09/08/2026Myspace is apparently coming back, so consider this your warning: I am about to become absolutely insufferable with early-2000s HTML. Scrolling text. Terrible color choices. Music you did not consent to. We’re going home. 3291
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 04/08/2026Now we can't have peppers, either? We used to be a proper country... 170
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 03/08/2026We have this large, blank wall that's visible from the first and second floor that needs some artwork or something. What should we do with it? 550
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 01/08/2026My biggest concern with an Al fridge is finding out it hallucinated an ingredient halfway through making dinner. 101
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 31/07/2026At this point in my life, this seems like a fantastic idea 170
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 29/07/2026Look, it was manageable when we had to avoid lettuce, but this is a fucking crisis. 051
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 26/07/2026Current status: watching dodgeball on The Ocho. Yes, really. 040
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 23/07/2026Curious, what is your cat's actual name, and what do you call it instead? I'll start: Real name: Remington Other names: Remy Rem Gremlin Rem Pod Little Chef Little Loaf Rem-a-lem-a-ding-dong The Box Inspector 2110
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 23/07/2026The chances of your cat killing you while you get ready in the morning are low... but never zero... 290
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 23/07/2026Wasn't expecting Alexa to gas me up about my sandwich making today, but I'll take it! 270
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 21/07/2026A friend dropped off some wine. One of the cats has claimed it as her own. 191
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 20/07/2026Can't help but wonder if the massive cuts to staffing at the FDA in the wake of Trump's election is having any impact upon performance. I wonder if Taylor Farms' CEO Bruce Taylor is having any regrets about donating all that money to the dude that put it in motion. Oh well. 🤷🏻♂️ 050
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 17/07/2026We were planning on throwing this box lid away, but couldn't bear to do so because the cat loved it so much. So now it's hers 😂 391
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 15/07/2026At a glance, I thought it was strange that Yankovic of all people would be reporting on this... 260
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 10/07/2026I love how Claude has the energy of a shockingly confident first year associate. "Happy to do it. Just answer these three questions first because I'm not rebuilding the whole thing when you change your mind halfway through." 😂😂😂 030
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 09/07/2026Tonight is a beautiful night for some Cardinals baseball! 010
Were-Jamie @jrtoastyman.com · 04/07/2026We have shown that the best way to make America "great" is not to exclude others, but to welcome and embrace the rest of the world without being afraid of it. To truly live up to our "melting pot" moniker. So Happy Birthday, America. Very proud! 🇺🇸🦅🥧 4/4 070