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Jeff 🦝

@jrmybrny.bsky.social
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Sometimes I'll write a haiku

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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beginning to feel like a change in work would be nice. If only there was something I gave a shit about enough to make a career of. Nothing sounds like it wont be miserable after 3 years
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Am I getting a deal on that for being a first-timer?" "Well these are 20% off, so the 10% you get for being a first-timer doesn't get applied to these" "Well just give me something I can get for 10% off!" What
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
$62.65 to fill my gas tank I hate this shitfuck president
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No Man's Sky 10th anniversary update just came out....
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"...you're either Mojo Jojo, or you're Ghandi."
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Working 9(:45) to 5, on 9-5 #RIPDolly
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Consumerism as activism” can be a questionable tactic… but it’s worth noting: if you all see COYOTE VS ACME this weekend and make it a giant hit… you will specifically humiliate David Zaslov and make him miserable… while also seeing an entertaining and heartfelt movie. The definition of win/win.
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Wile E. Coyote Bored
Alt: Wile E. Coyote files his fingernails.
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The lonely gooner seems to free his load at night
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hoo boy, if that leaked footage is real, I'm not sure how excited I am for The Duskbloods
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why didnt anyone tell me how good BALLxPIT really was?
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How does my father so consistently have the worst timing of any human?
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Always overshadowed by something
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Cast of the 'Cocoon' remake just walked into my store....
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Putting pictures of yours/your friends' pets in a book and calling it 'The Bestiary' Is this anything?
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I've finished 4 books in like, 2 and a half months. Thats not really a lot, but it's more than I've completed in the last 20 years, easily.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
ITS FINE - dashare.zone ADMIN
ITS FINE TO LAUGH AT SOMEONE WHO THINK'S A MARKOV CHAT BOT IS SUPER INTELLIGENT, ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE TENDENCY TO OFF LOAD ANY CRITICAL THINKING ONTO AN APP THAT IS GENERATING TEXT WITH NO INHERENT MEANING, ITS ACCEPTABLE TO FIND IT HUMOROUS THAT AN ENTIRE SEGMENT OF PEOPLE THINK THAT A SET OF D&D DICE REPLACES A SEARCH ENGINE, ITS ONE OF THE NICEST WAYS TO HANDLE THE SITUATION, THE WORLDS RICHEST PEOPLE DEVISED A WAY TO FORCE EVERY SKILLED WORKER OUT OF EMPLOYMENT AND TURN ALL ART INTO UNIFORM SLOP AND IF WE CAN LAUGH AT THEIR COLLABORATORS AT LEAST WE GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE DEAL - DA TEXT SAYS "ITS OK TO MAKE FUN OF AI USERS, THERE NOT ABLE TO READ WHAT YOU TYPED ANYWAY" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Being over 50 and just unwilling to learn how to use technology doesnt make you look "cool", it just makes you look like a dumbass
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Give me your heart Make it real Or else forget about it
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What's the fucking deal with the ugly ass topographic map/color stripes EVERY single content creator uses on their desk/pc?
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
You're not automatically better than someone else just because you don't share a vice with them
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Escape from New York (1981)
Film still. Kurt Russell as Snake Plisskin, a man in a worn leather jacket with a black patch on his left eye. 
" I don't give a fuck about your war or your president." I wish I could say the same, Snake. I do care about these things. I'm angry and I'm  disgusted but I can't say I don't give a fuck.
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Almost dumped laminator sheets because someone just decided to toss the box they came in. "Why do we need the box if they come in a plastic sleeve?" Idk man, why do we shit in the toilet if we wipe?
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I've never been more excited for a shower than I am right now
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
God dammit, he's alive
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Charlie Kirk finally has a friend in hell
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Him Jones 🇭🇹🇩🇴 @nathanthethird.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Really fucking sick of feeling forgotten about
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Got one of my American heroes tattooed for the holiday this year
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
May have gotten too fucked up, cause I forgot how to smile
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Going into a business 2 minutes before close, and doing anything that keeps the employees there dealing with you past closing, is such trashy fucking behaviour
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 02/07/2026
Nation Sleeps Soundly Knowing There Will Never be Another Physical Release of 'The Last of Us' Ever Again ggtribune.com/2026/07/02/n...
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That was the most I've ever needed 3 days off, and the least rested I've ever felt from having 3 days off at the same time
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is worse news than the day he died, somehow. Eat shit in hell, Netflix
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is not how I wanted to be vindicated in always saying "The Internet ruined video games"
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
What the hell do people do at the ATM that takes an entire 2+ minutes?
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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
RIP Ron Spears
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Getting real fucking sick of hearing about electric forest.
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cant stop thinking about how bad scary movie 6 was
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I love working in retail in 2026! I love late-stage capitalism! I love that selling the product we sell isn't enough and I am REQUIRED to get 2 pieces of personal contact info from EVERY customer that walks through our doors! It's GREAT! I LOVE IT!
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When did "doctors hate this _____!" Become a selling point?
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I dont want fake praise, I want to be allowed to explain my own idea without being interrupted by someone who thinks they know what im going to say
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I knew if it happened, it would only ever be out of guilt, and never 100% sincere. Now, I'm definitely not doing it, and you can blow it all out your ass for all I care.
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This feels too good to be true... 🙏🤞
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Oh don't you say that you think I gotta get no glory
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Jeff 🦝 @jrmybrny.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Well that's starting to feel like a total waste of $175...
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