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I was thinking ​​A Change ​Is ​Gonna ​Come. But when it did it was the wrong one. Minnesota native, honorary Canadian. Activist: Free the nipple. My mom says I'm special.

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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Supreme Court Justices have 'got to stop' attacking democracy. Source: NBC News search.app/9Tnec
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Chief Justice John Roberts warns personal attacks on judges have 'got to stop'
Roberts' comments follow President Donald Trump's most recent criticism of the Supreme Court over its tariffs ruling.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
They are now. Trumpstein doesn't have any ideas of his own.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I'd like to see that ICE prick say this with a laser dot on his chest.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
38% seems to be his floor. It doesn't go lower. These are MAGA cultists. They'll never abandon the world class turd because that's who they are too.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
She's a bleached asshole with a black hole where her heart should be.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Maddow says the bill doesn't ban deporting citizens either.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I want these same states to withhold federal tax dollars. Soft Secession is a non-violent option. The legal structure that allows states to cooperate in prosecutions enables "audits" of federal tax withholding. So, the feds would have to meet their obligations to the state before we send taxes.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Of all the unexpected things that could happen, this one brings me joy.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Somebody tell Meghyn that bleached assholes should be banned.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Joseph O. Holmes
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Source: KOMO search.app/scuAK "Youtuber Who Lies About Fraud" is the correct framing for this asshole.
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YouTuber alleges an additional $16M in fraud tied to Minnesota transportation companies
Shirley claimed that dozens of these nonemergency medical transportation companies don’t actually provide services and are receiving government funds.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Source: The Hill search.app/WSswY Fine. Fuck off, fascist.
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Loeffler says SBA will relocate Minneapolis district office amid ‘local hostility’ toward ICE
Small Business Administration (SBA) head Kelly Loeffler said Saturday that the agency’s Minneapolis office is being relocated, citing “overwhelming local hostility” toward Immigration and Customs E…
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Fascists call everyone else "far left."
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Or what? You're already shooting us. Source: The Hill search.app/xSBMs
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Bondi warns Minneapolis protesters not to cross ‘red line’
Attorney General Pam Bondi issued a warning to Minnesotans protesting the federal immigration crackdown in the state, telling them not to “cross that red line.” “MINNESOTA: Peacefully protest…
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1... Emmer is a traitor to his own constituents.
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Emmer calls for deportation of Somali Americans tied to fraud
The Republican representative from Minnesota also said naturalized U.S. citizens who committed fraud should have their citizenship revoked — even if that would require changing the law.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
He is precisely the man she voted for. Why she didn't see it her own stupidity. No one else's.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
As much as I'd like to believe it, it's always the same two - Massie and Marge- who have broken with trumpstein. Otherwise, his base is remarkably intact. A 30% approval rating is his floor, and it isn't sinking.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Please sign: petition to stop ICE sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...
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Stop ICE Raids and Military Escalation Against Protestors
ICE is conducting raids in communities across the country. These raids impact all of us, and threaten the rights of all of us. We must take action, together, and demand our Senators do the same!
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Nobody asked this dipshit. sports.yahoo.com/soccer/artic...
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President Trump wants to rename American football: 'We have to come up with another name for the NFL'
Trump was on hand at the FIFA 2026 World Cup draw in Washington on Friday.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Fart sniffing is apparently medicinal. www.aol.com/articles/why...
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This gross habit could reduce your risk of alzheimer’s by 37%, according to experts
Certain amounts of hydrogen sulfide can help protect aging brains from Alzheimer’s disease, according to a 2021 study
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Biggest fraud in American history accuses Walz of fraud. www.cbsnews.com/news/what-to...
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What to know about Minnesota fraud allegations, as Trump levels attacks on Walz
President Trump has recently attacked Gov. Tim Walz over the fraud cases, calling Minnesota a "hub of fraudulent money laundering activity" and lashing out against the state's Somali community.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
"Wildly inaccurate" is a better description than most headlines. But I'd rather see "LIED>" U.S. Rep. Tom Emmer makes wildly inaccurate claim about Somali crime on national TV minnesotareformer.com/briefs/u-s-r...
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U.S. Rep. Tom Emmer makes wildly inaccurate claim about Somali crime on national TV • Minnesota Reformer
U.S. Rep. Tom Emmer cited false statistics about the percentage of crimes committed by Somali-Americans on Fox Business Wednesday, joining a wave of Republicans engaging in anti-Somali rhetoric lately...
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Love this woman. Great use of mashed potatoes.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Glad you went outside. My brother and I broke the kitchen table by landed on it during an argument. We had to get a new one. Nobody has ever, ever accused me of maturity. I blame my brother.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My 4 yo daughter did too! At brunch and she scarfed down so many so fast she looked a little ill. She said "I don't feel good" and spewed them right back onto her plate. I had to reach over and spin her plate mid-stream to keep it from overflowing. My son shielded his eyes and kept eating.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My mom once made beef bourguignon, which my farm-raised dad complimented "not bad stew." This is now our highest form of praise. And yes, we are in the midwest.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Send the dog home with her for a sleepover that night.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My sister asked our hard-of-hearing mother where she keeps her extension cord. Mom replied with disbelief. "Where do I keep my expensive porn?"
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Judas! I actively recoiled from that description of cauliflower.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I might get my asshole bleached this year just so I can call it Pam Bondi.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I'm happy to call him donald trumpstein. No caps, which is commensurate with the leveling of respect he's forced on the world. Vance is Vice President Piggy. There's Pighead Seth and that bleached asshole, Pam Blondie.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Woops - You're right! I didn't even realize I knew who Ben Crenshaw is, but there it is, rolling off my keyboard.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Tell piggy to shut up.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Good ol' Tom Cotton and pirate Ben Crenshaw have managed to keep their pie holes shut.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I'll turn the page to the chapter on the American Bastille where trumpstein and minions get what they deserve.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Addition by subtraction is real.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Sadly. today's farmers love Donald Trumpstein.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This is president Trumpstein's fault.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Sounds like the Nazis have a GOPedo problem.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It might be best if we stopped broadcasting these bleached assholes.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Well. Is Megyn implying her daughter is ready to be trafficked? Alright then.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Release the TRUMPSTEIN files!
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Turned the channel immediately.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/10/2025
Make America Great Again… GTF Out!
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hi Pam Bondi. E-P-S-T-E-I-N. Now, fuck off.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Science isn't "lefty politics."
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Then obviously, it's true. Trump says he doesn't plan to name White House ballroom after himself ground.news/article/fake...
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Trump says he doesn't plan to name White House ballroom after himself
President Donald Trump said he doesn't plan to name the new $300 million ballroom in the White House after himself. The president said he'll probably call the 90,000-square-foot event space, for which...
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Apparently God is a Vikings fan.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Let that little bitch come to Chicago and say it.
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