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I was thinking ​​A Change ​Is ​Gonna ​Come. But when it did it was the wrong one. Minnesota native, honorary Canadian. Activist: Free the nipple. My mom says I'm special.

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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Supreme Court Justices have 'got to stop' attacking democracy. Source: NBC News search.app/9Tnec
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Chief Justice John Roberts warns personal attacks on judges have 'got to stop'
Roberts' comments follow President Donald Trump's most recent criticism of the Supreme Court over its tariffs ruling.
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Josh Mankiewicz @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Photo by Joseph O. Holmes
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Source: KOMO search.app/scuAK "Youtuber Who Lies About Fraud" is the correct framing for this asshole.
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YouTuber alleges an additional $16M in fraud tied to Minnesota transportation companies
Shirley claimed that dozens of these nonemergency medical transportation companies don’t actually provide services and are receiving government funds.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Source: The Hill search.app/WSswY Fine. Fuck off, fascist.
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Loeffler says SBA will relocate Minneapolis district office amid ‘local hostility’ toward ICE
Small Business Administration (SBA) head Kelly Loeffler said Saturday that the agency’s Minneapolis office is being relocated, citing “overwhelming local hostility” toward Immigration and Customs E…
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Fascists call everyone else "far left."
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Or what? You're already shooting us. Source: The Hill search.app/xSBMs
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Bondi warns Minneapolis protesters not to cross ‘red line’
Attorney General Pam Bondi issued a warning to Minnesotans protesting the federal immigration crackdown in the state, telling them not to “cross that red line.” “MINNESOTA: Peacefully protest…
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1... Emmer is a traitor to his own constituents.
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Emmer calls for deportation of Somali Americans tied to fraud
The Republican representative from Minnesota also said naturalized U.S. citizens who committed fraud should have their citizenship revoked — even if that would require changing the law.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Please sign: petition to stop ICE sign.moveon.org/petitions/st...
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Stop ICE Raids and Military Escalation Against Protestors
ICE is conducting raids in communities across the country. These raids impact all of us, and threaten the rights of all of us. We must take action, together, and demand our Senators do the same!
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Nobody asked this dipshit. sports.yahoo.com/soccer/artic...
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President Trump wants to rename American football: 'We have to come up with another name for the NFL'
Trump was on hand at the FIFA 2026 World Cup draw in Washington on Friday.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Fart sniffing is apparently medicinal. www.aol.com/articles/why...
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This gross habit could reduce your risk of alzheimer’s by 37%, according to experts
Certain amounts of hydrogen sulfide can help protect aging brains from Alzheimer’s disease, according to a 2021 study
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Biggest fraud in American history accuses Walz of fraud. www.cbsnews.com/news/what-to...
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What to know about Minnesota fraud allegations, as Trump levels attacks on Walz
President Trump has recently attacked Gov. Tim Walz over the fraud cases, calling Minnesota a "hub of fraudulent money laundering activity" and lashing out against the state's Somali community.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
"Wildly inaccurate" is a better description than most headlines. But I'd rather see "LIED>" U.S. Rep. Tom Emmer makes wildly inaccurate claim about Somali crime on national TV minnesotareformer.com/briefs/u-s-r...
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U.S. Rep. Tom Emmer makes wildly inaccurate claim about Somali crime on national TV • Minnesota Reformer
U.S. Rep. Tom Emmer cited false statistics about the percentage of crimes committed by Somali-Americans on Fox Business Wednesday, joining a wave of Republicans engaging in anti-Somali rhetoric lately...
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It might be best if we stopped broadcasting these bleached assholes.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Well. Is Megyn implying her daughter is ready to be trafficked? Alright then.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Release the TRUMPSTEIN files!
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/10/2025
Make America Great Again… GTF Out!
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hi Pam Bondi. E-P-S-T-E-I-N. Now, fuck off.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Science isn't "lefty politics."
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Then obviously, it's true. Trump says he doesn't plan to name White House ballroom after himself ground.news/article/fake...
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Trump says he doesn't plan to name White House ballroom after himself
President Donald Trump said he doesn't plan to name the new $300 million ballroom in the White House after himself. The president said he'll probably call the 90,000-square-foot event space, for which...
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Americans deserve affordable home insurance
Fed up with skyrocketing home insurance rates? Demand home insurance companies adopt basic protections for all policyholders. Take action by signing Consumer Reports’ petition today.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Apparently God is a Vikings fan.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
They are all traitors to their oath to protect the Constitution.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Hey, f*ck you, Mi Johnson. Who cares what you think? You can't even do your job. Call the house into session. Swear in Grijalva. Release the Trumpstein files. abcnews.go.com/Politics/joh...
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Johnson defends calling anti-Trump protests 'hate America' rallies
House Speaker Mike Johnson defended calling this weekend's "No Kings" rallies opposing President Donald Trump as "hate America" rallies.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Enjoyed watching Mamdani embarrass Cuomo in the debate.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Criticizing allies instead of the opposition. Apparently, not supporting trans rights first is worse than being a nazi, the kkk, or ICE.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
trump: "Nobody lies to me! I lie to you!" www.euronews.com/2025/10/06/p...
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'Putin lied to Trump,' former US envoy to Ukraine says
In an interview with Euronews, the former United States Special Representative for Ukraine Negotiations Kurt Volker said Trump's impatience with Putin could prompt him to agree to provide Kyiv with Tomahawk missiles.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
States need to prosecute unlawful ICE activity.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Boo hoo. Slitting your own throats to own the libs.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Highest ever - among rapist/felon/pedophiles.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
These are not journalists. They're stenographers.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Nobody -I mean farmers- could see this coming.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Cuomo parsing his own statements is a phallic move. What a dipshit.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
wow
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Fuck that guy.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
This morning I "unleashed" another, flushed and washed my hands. Time to start the day. www.npr.org/2025/09/13/n...
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Charlie Kirk's widow: 'You have no idea what you have just unleashed'
Erika Kirk said Charlie Kirk's mission will continue, and thanked law enforcement and President Trump for supporting her family in the aftermath of her husband's death.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The only thing I want to remember about charlie kirk is that he was okay with a few gun deaths. Other than that, I'm ready to forget him.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Sure. It might have been a mistake. Shooting charlie kirk might have been a mistake too.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Nailed it.
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JoeinNJfightsfordemocracy @progavalanche.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I’ve been pretty busy today so I might have missed it. Can anyone tell me if the Republicans were wearing their pro murder weapon pins today?
Pic of Nancy Pelosi wearing a crayon pinned to her coat in memory of the dead children of Uvalde juxtaposed with Republican Congresswoman wearing an AR-15 pin on her lapel to celebrate the murder weapon. 
DEMS WEAR PINS IN
MEMORY OF
MURDERED CHILDREN
GOP WEAR PINS IN CELEBRATION OF THE MURDER WEAPON
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
His kids are betting pretty hard against it
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Of course, this works both ways, right? Calling for Watters to be fired will get him canned at Fox. Right?
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I'm against political violence but I'm not going to miss Charlie Kirk.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Is Mike Lee cracking jokes about Charle Kirk yet?
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Nah - it happened cause "freedom."
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The saddest thing about Charlie Kirk's death is RELEASE THE TRUMPSTEIN FILES!
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Marjorie Toilet Green and Laura Luna need to listen to Charlie instead asking for a moment of prayer. Don't "emotionally hijack the narrative." Remember that it's worth it. Because freedom.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
America is a little greater today. But only a little.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Well it's about time the right people are paying the price.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Looks like Charlie Kirk lost the debate on gun control.
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Schroedinger's boner @jpwinker.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Release the TRUMPSTEIN files!
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