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JP Vazquez

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Z-list Actor / Writer / Father / Cube Enthusiast 🇨🇦 🇪🇸 Hates social media but is attempting to social media (poorly). I've been blocked by a dictionary so apparently I'm terrible at social media. I yell @ stupid people here. 🍁 We Stand On Guard for Thee 🍁

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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 6h
One of the only changes to The Lion King (2019) that worked was Donald Glover as Simba. Unfortunately, he was 10 when the film was made back in 1993. The question is: If you could recast Mathew Broderick (who upon rewatch, is clearly miscast), which 1993 actor would you cast?
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Baby Simba's Iconic Presentation on Pride Rock
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 14h
I'd read that comic.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 14h
What's that old saying? When you sit down at a table with 137 Conservatives, you actually have a table of 310 Conservatives.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 20h
That's not what that means. At all.
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English Motherfucker
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 20h
Legit one of my T5 Magic artists. Love seeing when he gets recognition cause I feel he's severely underappreciated by the fanbase.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 20h
They should be. But if I've learned anything about Canadians lately, it's that they'll cheer this on and tell us how great Carney is.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 21h
If I wrote a book that was later banned by Americans, I would wear that as a badge of honour. On the flip side, if someone hasn't done this already, 12,000 books is definitely enough inventory for an online banned bookstore. Or we need a rich Dolly Parton type sending banned books out
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 21h
If NYC is ever to live up to its reputation, now is the time.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 21h
I really hope those who voted Liberal and threw the NDP under the bus are proud of just how ultra Conservative their government is.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 21h
This is actually a tough pack. Can go a bunch of different ways, but I think I'm on R Samut. Nice aggressive two drop, maybe look to wheel into RU or RG.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cowards all around.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
By the way, I also think it's tacky af that the "God" pack in limited events is out of pocket for the store. Sure, it's only one pack, but it's still at the store's expense to replace it, which still costs the store, however small. Just feels like the first step at targeting stores next.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
company friendly, customer hostile policies. To frame it another way: We're essentially back to Draft boosters and Set boosters. Except Draft has 1 less card, no chance at C&U foils and cost 3x as much. And 12 card Set boosters now cost 6-8x as much. Why would anyone on Earth be okay with this?
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ANY change where the customer gets less for more money is a bad change. It doesn't matter how people feel about C&U foils overall; it's still a cost cutting measure that only benefits WotC. The problem is people are looking at it as this one change. It's not. This is just another in a long line of/
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reminder that when Amazon workers unionized in Quebec, Bezos just shut down operations instead of paying people a living wage.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Man in Pink Hoodie Sips Drink
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look, all I'm saying is if the fascists are on your side of — and advocating for — an issue... Maybe... Just maybe... Might need to rethink your stance on that issue.
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Elon Musk se dit en faveur de l’indépendance du Québec
Le multimilliardaire a fait plusieurs publication en ce sens sur X, ajoutant espérer que le gouvernement de Paul St-Pierre Plamondon soit « anti-woke ».
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I see nothing BUT respect for good journalism here. Hmm.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This should be shared a lot more than it currently is.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That stunt looked dangerous. I hope that was planned and he was padded cause that looks like it would have hurt.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah, fair. Like I mentioned, it's been a while since I last saw it, so I don't know how it holds up. I just remembered it as being one of my earlier movies with the concept of gender dysphoria. But I suppose if I haven't seen it brought up before, that might be why.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's been almost 20 years since I've last seen it, so I can't actually remember how good it is or isn't, but as a cisperson, I've always wondered how the trans community views Switch (1991) with Ellen Barkin and Jimmy Smits. www.imdb.com/title/tt0103...
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Easy Austere Command (nice pull). Wheel anything W or G Yoshi if I end up in WG.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seriously, Toronto? SIX POINTS?! Jesus Christ.
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Kristen Bell in The Good Place: This Is The Bad Place
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That skull cap is sending me. 🤣
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I know that this is not the point of this post, but what I immediately noticed was how that person speaking French was a second language speaker. 🤣 Good on her, though. Got the job.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did Keit just... break her own hand in panel 3?
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same with 9/11. These were successful attacks that changed the ideas of "freedom and democracy".
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺. 𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦, 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘓𝘰𝘴 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴. 𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘚𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘪𝘦𝘨𝘰. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘺,” 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥. Oh, neat. Just the President of the United States publically acceding to the destruction of US cities by a foreign power. No big deal, apparently.
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Trump Suggests Letting Iran “Take Out” Los Angeles and San Diego
California leaders are furious after the president suggested that losing the two cities is a “small price to pay.”
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As good as Way of the Wildspeaker is, I think Izzet Saheeli is great. Wheel Unsummon or the BR card.
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Canadian Cynic @canadiancynic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As I have done in years past, I am promoting my "Warm Socks YOW" fundraiser to purchase winter clothing items for local shelters here in Ottawa: www.gofundme.com/f/warm-socks... Every dollar donated will be used to purchase socks, gloves, toques and whatever deals I can find.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Reminder to all the gaming hobbyists in Quebec that the PQ is, of course, planning to expand the reach and scope of Bill 96, so, enjoy this possible swan song era of gaming in Quebec before its all contraband.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes. There is, in fact, no left wing party in Quebec. Which is why I keep saying Quebec is just French MAGA. It's very, very right wing (even if they think they aren't, cause they're dumb).
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No matter how left wing your party may be on other issues, being a separatist party makes you a right wing party. You're advocating for the weakening of a larger whole and taking rights and protections away from citizens. Unless you're fleeing from tyranny, which you're not.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I stumbled onto a Reddit conversation about English pronunciation, and there's French people arguing that French pronunciation is so much simpler because French... Wait for it... "Doesn't really do 'silent letters'." ...
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Jean-Luc Mélenchon: Quoi ?!
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We're literally back to Draft and Set boosters but they've reduced the cards and fun of Draft — and blamed us for that change — at double the price. And now we have 12 card not-Set Collector boosters for 5 times what a Set booster cost — which is again our fault. Give me a break.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because streamers didn't hype the common and uncommon, now ALL of us get to be denied foil commons and uncommons. It's once again this HUGE BILLION DOLLAR corporation taking more of our money for less product and blaming us because of their complete and utter incompetence at their jobs.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think what's most insulting about this announcement — besides Blake's idiotic attempt to gaslight us and tell us that math and English don't work like they do — is that they blame the users for the change. In fact, not even all users, just the ones (they often pay) that literally hype the product
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As one of the Poors, who liked the guaranteed foils in the Play Boosters because I actually use them, losing them while keep the cost of Play boosters the same certainly feels like a kick in the teeth. We're already down a card and double the price of old boosters, but Poor people don't matter so 🤷
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What do we set on fire? Literally all of it.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"We're removing cards and keeping prices the same. IT'S NOT SHRINKING. DON'T SAY SHRINKFLATION." There's absolutely stupid people, then below that Americans in general, then below that @magic.wizards.com, then below that Blake Rasmussen in particular, who doesn't understand how English works.
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Updating Our Boosters in 2027
We're making the booster-opening experience even more exciting in 2027. Here are the changes you can expect starting with Nauctis: The Sunken Realm.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The fun pick might be Evil Gideon. R Kiora is too much of a bomb.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Driscoll's raspberries always go bad quickest too. I know this because I've unfortunately bought a lot a raspberries for my kid. Now I'm going to avoid this brand like the plague.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where's the Yuri panel, Cake?
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Duh Well Reaction Meme
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If Albertans could read, I'm sure they'd let you know exactly how they'd freshwater the Americans.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, you went hard on that one. Bravo.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I honestly don't think I go a day without using this site. Today, I used it to learn how to say "goblin" in Spanish rather than use my dictionary app. I goddamn love Scryfall.com. Really one of the best websites on the net. Congratulations to everyone there.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always love the comics when Bex's line gets crossed. The new crewmate one and now this are really some of my favs.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ah ah ah... FOIL Goyf.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Man, Liberals like @lesliechurch.bsky.social just speedrunning being garbage human beings, aren't they?
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