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JP Vazquez

@jpvazquez.bsky.social
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Z-list Actor / Writer / Father / Cube Enthusiast 🇨🇦 🇪🇸 Hates social media but is attempting to social media (poorly). I've been blocked by a dictionary so apparently I'm terrible at social media. I yell @ stupid people here. 🍁 We Stand On Guard for Thee 🍁

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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is one of the most American headlines that I can think of.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing signals the start of the holidays seasons like #Hasbro laying off #WotC #Magic employees despite #mtg making a bajillion dollars in profits.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Notice she leaves out the party's sovereigntist leanings. There is, in actuality, no left wing party in Quebec. You cannot talk about inclusion and social justice while advocating for exclusion and removing rights from citizens. That's not what those concepts mean.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"News is something that they don't want you to print, and all the rest is public relations. So you gotta print the stuff that make powerful people angry." — @johncusack.bsky.social I've increasingly been following alternatives to corporate media like @thetyee.ca because they follow this mantra.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A leader actually doing something for the people, with the people.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminder that this is exactly the waste of money and damage to their environment Ontarians want from their government, rather than things like, I don't know, better healthcare, funding for education and affordable housing.
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Canadian Cynic @canadiancynic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At what point will that spineless Mark Carney finally grow a pair and send Pete Hoekstra packing?
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Honestly? Still Jace. Even in death, Jace still sucks.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate how the AI coders program the machine to sound like your "bro bro". "My bad, it's not a good look"? You're not friends with a program. Has anyone in the history of the world booted up fucking Excel or Notepad and said: "This is my friend." That's what you sound like.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So... Wait... Communism bad, except if you need to sell them weapons, then communism great?
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Folks, I've been buying my apple juice from a local apple orchard lately and I cannot go back to that fake processed stuff we get in grocery stores. You can't make me. You'll have to pry my farm fresh apple juice from my cold, dead hands.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This would be funnier if Ontario didn't LITERALLY DO EXACTLY THIS a few months ago.
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Michelle Franklin│Legends and Lectures @michellefranklin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PRE-ORDER for SHADOWBAIRN IS NOW AVAILABLE!🐺 SHADOWBAIRN DIGITAL VERSION IS COMING OCTOBER 16th!❤️ Pre-order the book now, read it October 16th at midnight your local time! www.amazon.com/Shadowbairn-... #books #booksky #fantasy #romance
The cover to Shadowbairn, with Lord Darren and Maedlynn holding hands over the inn https://www.amazon.com/Shadowbairn-Michelle-Franklin-ebook/dp/B0HKC35LH9
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man, mine went past my knee. I still miss it. Loved my wallet chain.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pierre Poilievre: AI machine, can you make me grab my crotch more? Like, really grab it. Also, I need my wife to dance even whiter. But really, I can't emphasize enough how much I need to be grabbing my crotch for all Canadians.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I get and agree with the overall point that anime should be better represented, but I won't have this Gilmore Girls slander. GG defined a style of television that has been copied numerous times since and was the epitome of GenX, reference heavy, banter that is sadly absent from modern TV shows.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it just me, or is this card absolutely ridiculous? #mtg #mtgfra #Magic #limited
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If your menu needs an image of your food, have we gotten so goddamn stupid that it's LESS work to boot up a computer, load up your AI generator, prompt it to create a vomit-inducing "image" of what it processes your food to be vs pulling out your goddamn phone in your pocket and snapping a picture?
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘵 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘭, 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘢𝘭.” @mark-carney.bsky.social: Fuck them orcas. Let those fail whales starve.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And this is why I will always say majority governments are bad. In minority governments, you have to work to get your policies pushed through. This is a good thing. Unfettered power to do whatever you want leads to bad consequences.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At this point, if you're not supporting the @ndp.ca, I don't know what else to say. @mark-carney.bsky.social is selling our airports & the NDP is trying to solve the problems Carney forgot he campaigned on even after y'all threw them under the bus. Can we please just see what an NDP Canada can do?
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You could absolutely film BoaN today. In fact, in the States, with this administration and political climate, you would probably be encouraged to. But why would anyone in their right mind want to? Or want people to make it? Says a lot more about the type of person you are.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Felt nostalgic today and watched Barbershop (2002). One of the main plots revolves around Calvin SELLING his barbershop in Chicago for a whole $20,000 and then the loan shark offers to sell it back for an insurmountable $40,000. Meanwhile, here's me in 2026 going: "Oh, how quaint."
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘣𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘊𝘖𝘝𝘐𝘋 𝘷𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘷𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘫𝘶𝘳𝘺 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘰𝘤𝘢𝘤𝘺." Ah. So, completely biased and seeking to push an agenda. Got it.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how would you describe your social media reach? (RIP the legend)
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Btvs
ALT: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Btvs
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The sweatshirts might be fake, but the malicious intent clearly wasn't. I can't tell you how many times I've seen American red hats and We The People shirt wearing buffoons walking around our cities. Drives me insane. Glad you feel safe enough to visit my country. I can't say the same about yours.
cbc.ca
Michigan tourist who posted about wearing 'Lake America' sweatshirts to Halifax says it was AI | CBC News
A CEO from Michigan has cut her trip to Halifax short after she says she's received death threats over a viral Facebook photo where she and three family members appear to be wearing "Lake America" swe...
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They're literally not his to sell. Electing a government doesn't mean we all agreed to sell off our public infrastructure.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stop giving Carney ideas.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know, I'm curious if this whole EU thing will influence Quebec separatism. We all saw how bad it was for England to Brexit. Here's Canada with this completely unique opportunity to have stronger ties with Europe — THE HOMELANDS — you think separatists still want to Quexit from Canada EU+?
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Someone should start a Tumblr: Shit @mark-carney.bsky.social Says
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Michelle Franklin│Legends and Lectures @michellefranklin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is partly why we started Legends and Lectures, a place where academics can showcase and talk about their work without fear of money or censorship. Capitalism tells us that everything which has no monetary value is worthless, but there should not be a price on knowledge.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Man, every time @mark-carney.bsky.social does anything good (pretty happy about the whole UN thing), he just goes out of his way to remind me that he's absolutely awful.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a current passport holder of a European Union country, let's get this ball rolling, EU.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Man, there's even people in left wing internet spaces trying to smear @avilewis.ca right now, even though he's not even in government yet and all he's doing is saying: "All of these right wing policies are bad for Canadians." And LW Canadians are like: "NDP bad because Carney good!" Like, really?
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I believe the reason @mark-carney.bsky.social is so popular right now is because he's smart enough to realize Canadians don't understand how their own country works. Look, opposing US aggression was the BARE MINIMUM. It's why PP lost. Everything else Carey's done has been detrimental to Canadians.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fact that he views public assets as belonging to the government is the problem. They don't belong to the government. They belong to the public. They belong to us. Not the Liberals, not Parliament, not him. Us. He's a caretaker, not an owner.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I remember the days when Fox News hated "evil, evil man" Mr. Rogers which meant the Right hated Mr. Rogers. Funny how they seem to love him now. By the way, anyone disparaging Ms. Rachel is instantly someone not worth listening to. It's a pretty easy barometer.
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Mr. Rogers is a evil Man.mp4
YouTube video by Blow Jobs
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Harper sought to strengthen cooperation with the United States, particularly in that country's war on terror. [Harper's] government continued and expanded Canada's participation in the US-led War in Afghanistan. Harper showed relentless support for Israel throughout his whole premiership." 🤨
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Canada had ‘no choice’ but to walk away from U.S. trade talks: former PM Harper
Former prime minister Stephen Harper gave the closing speech at the Investment Summit in Toronto, calling for Canada to assert itself as a global energy superpower.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social getting as popular as he is across Canada despite all the evidence that he's pushing this country further right does not give me much hope for our future.
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 15/09/2026
Private equity moguls and fund managers love it! Once they’re in, they own a piece of a natural monopoly, and they print money for decades. This is a mistake we do not need to make. The alternative to privatizing our airports is to NOT DO IT.
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Annnnnd as I was saying…here’s some breaking news!! 🫠
Globe and Mail headline reads: “Ottawa to announce steps toward opening up airports to more private investment, sources say”
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The truly messed up part of this story is learning liches are real.
cnbc.com
Mitch McConnell returns to Senate after three-month health absence
The 84-year-old Kentucky Republican is back in Washington after a fall, hospitalization, pneumonia and weeks of rehabilitation kept him away from the Senate.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Humanity keeps falling the Turing test and these billionaires are making us all pay for their follies.
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Canadian Cynic @canadiancynic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This comic strip will ***never*** go out of style.
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@magalivilleneuve.bsky.social is just on another level. Come on. This is gorgeous. This is some Italian Renaissance quality art right here.
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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Deadpool's Iconic Bye Bye Bye Gesture
ALT: Deadpool's Iconic Bye Bye Bye Gesture
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Now do super­cali­fragilistic­expiali­docious. 🤣
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JP Vazquez @jpvazquez.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As absolutely hilarious as this is, I think Evil #Gideon was a mistake. The better #mtgstory would have been if The Theorist made sure to give Gideon his best life, free of any trauma. Then he could used him as a tool/pawn against the #Gatewatch and provide a crisis of conviction with the group.
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