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You doesn't have to call me Jim

@jptwitchell.bsky.social
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You print this shit about the Republicans, blue people become complacent and don't bother voting...
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love it! 😆
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's his "I'm pooping right now" face.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Tiniest Violin
ALT: Tiniest Violin
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'What a fucking loser' thinks Xi. You're not alone, buddy.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Teri Garr Voof
ALT: Teri Garr Voof
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Danny DeVito: Fuck! Fuck!
ALT: Danny DeVito: Fuck! Fuck!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That face just screams... hit me with a 2x4.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But will they just sit out the midterms, or vote Democratic? If the former, will that be enough?
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Separated at birth?
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Goldens are the best - our girl Sophie ❤️
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She just lets him spew BS. There is no need to be 'polite' with scumbags.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What a loss.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Sad Monkey Ba Dum Tss Drummer
ALT: Sad Monkey Ba Dum Tss Drummer
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wrong end of the horse
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pretty girl Sophie ❤️ #dog #goldenretriever
Beautiful golden retriever Sophie
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
❤️ 🦮
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been misusing hyphens all my life‽ Hyphen (-): The shortest line. It joins words together (like well-being). En dash (–): A medium line. It shows ranges of numbers or times (like 1990–2000). Em dash (—): The longest line. It breaks up sentences and adds dramatic impact.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Follow the money.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That's definitely an entitled douche face.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The smell of death was in the air, and that was before Washington showed up.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm heavily into guillotine futures. Just good clean entertainment.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Little dog bit the balls off the big dog.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Classic
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
OMG one of my favorites, 60+ years ago...,
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"it's a gassy thing" says Dick about the Prunes.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Available on Tubi!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You too, cueball.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Phoebe Cates will always be 18
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Great musical
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is so awesome! Please Canada, punish us/US!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio's Forced Laughter
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio's Forced Laughter
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Burn his sanctimonious ass.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is gonna be great!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Laura?
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saint-Sulpice Fountain!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I wish you had posted a link to a site that sells such devices, so that I could be sure not to visit that place and purchase one of them.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Love it - read it several times.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh, and he'll be white.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In the re-release, they'll rename the character Donnie 'Bonespurs' Trump and instead of shooting down the planes, he'll negotiate a incredible deal for the US.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ah, I missed that - more punitive than I thought.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Great poster
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There is hope for the future...
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm going to bet that person has never been to a previous WNBA game and would not become a regular attendee, so the ban is probably meaningless.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I remember seeing this in a theater (re-release) with 3D glasses - fun times!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yes.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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ОЛЕЖЭ трет лампу Аладдина
ALT: ОЛЕЖЭ трет лампу Аладдина
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Meanwhile in the US, planes are being retrofitted to burn coal.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bring on the mad cow disease.
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