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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pretty girl Sophie ❤️ #dog #goldenretriever
Beautiful golden retriever Sophie
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've been misusing hyphens all my life‽ Hyphen (-): The shortest line. It joins words together (like well-being). En dash (–): A medium line. It shows ranges of numbers or times (like 1990–2000). Em dash (—): The longest line. It breaks up sentences and adds dramatic impact.
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TheBossRoss 🧶 @thebossross.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This must be the third video of wonderful voices singing global scales I have seen, and each is mesmerising and has taught me things I didn't know. Such as: That these scales exist and how they, the bare backbone of tunes, reflect and unlock whole world regions' music. This is amazing.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yup.
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𝓛 🪷🐾⚾️ @elle-isme.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
🤭🥰🙃
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#bird #owl #natureisawesome
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Evening visitors #owl #natureisawesome
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A busy bee on a purple coneflower #pollinator #flowers
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Queen Anne's Lace #flowers
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wolf's Milk slime mold - beautiful pink! #nature #slimemold
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What a rush it must have been to be part of this!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I feel trapped in my house by this heat wave.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Just saw #Obsession and I must say... Underwhelmed. What did I miss? Was there too much advanced hype?
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Also: the color of Trump's envy of Obama.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Pretty friggin' amazing!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A favorite Blondie track - so many to choose from... youtu.be/cktAd_26zKk?... #blondie
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Fade Away And Radiate
YouTube video by Blondie - Topic
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
2.5 years into retirement, I still feel a bit jealous when I see people leaving for work... Miss the people most, the working part, not so much... #Retirement #isolation
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Well, fuck. Happy Sunday. Luckily we were not in the bed. Ac condensation drain busted at some point, I was going to fix it this morning (just noticed it today) , but it apparently had already drained itself into the ceiling. Did I say fuck? #joysofhomeownership
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Saw this inscription on a stone bench today - it really resonated (the inscription - the rock too, I assume, but at a different frequency). #bekind #besilly #behonest
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Today I made some oobleck non-Newtonian liquid to show my 6 y/o grandson - he was not impressed. That's OK, someday he'll see it again and remember how I did this. #science
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The extra thick oatmilk I bought is kinda like mucus.... Not sure if I like it or not... Life is so confusing. #adulting #1stworldproblems #damnyoulactose
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Just try it - we will come after you and beat you with our walkers (I'll buy one just to smash your smarmy smirk)
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#flowers
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
#covfefe
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If there's a better way to start the day than cleaning 🦮 💩 off the rug, I don't know what it is!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#spring #flowers
Pink rhododendron blooms
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Dammit, another cancelation... youtu.be/0q6yphdZhUA?... #freedom250
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Eduard Khil - Trololo Song [HD]
YouTube video by GoldenApple✔
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Dicks Out For Harambe Highway Sign Meme
ALT: Dicks Out For Harambe Highway Sign Meme
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Really? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘True patriot’: White House pays bizarre tribute to Harambe 10 years after gorilla’s death
White House made lengthy post about gorilla shot dead at Cincinnati zoo after a toddler entered his enclosure in 2016
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I shouldn't need a sweatshirt on Memorial Day... #toocold #memorialday #wheresthewarmweather
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Phoebe Cates will always be 18... youtu.be/fjeHPLyFZvY?...
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The Cars Moving in Stereo
YouTube video by The Cars Official
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
We got 'em where we want them!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Cunnin - Regional Slang In Maine, New Hampshire, and parts of coastal Massachusetts, calling a baby, a puppy, or a quaint piece of clothing "cunnin'" means it is cute or charming. It comes from an older 19th-century American colloquialism. #etymology #wotd
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Well, he may be able to evade taxes, but death is another matter... Come on, grim reaper...
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I really don't care how old and decrepit he looks, but I know HE cares a lot, so...
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I'm really having a hard time feeling sorry for Meta employees... "Median total compensation at Meta fell to $388,200 last year from $417,400 in 2024, according to public filings..."
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
There's something in this song that always illicts an emotional response in me... I haven't been in the dating scene in 40+ years, but the feelings are very relatable to me.. youtu.be/UYPoMjR6-Ao?...
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The Airborne Toxic Event - Sometime Around Midnight (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by AirborneToxicEvtVEVO
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Beware!
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Neither of our 2 dogs like sticks. Such a disappointment.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
'Waterfall', my backyard, 4" drop. #waterfalls
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
"these ribs would have cooked in half the time if you used these comments to roast them" "a good vet could get that pig back on its feet" ✨WHEEZING✨
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Really? How stupid can this guy be? www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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ᴍᴀɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ™️ @mcrmusicforever.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
THE HEADMASTER RITUAL Johnny Marr Jealous of youth Same old suit since 1962 #JohnnyMarr #TheSmiths
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Chris Frantz @chrisfrantz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Good Morning From The Drummer, My Friends.
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Tom Tom Club - Wordy Rappinghood (Live @ Summer Sonic '09)
YouTube video by Fes19880922
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boneyardz.bsky.social @boneyardz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
That for sure!!! is going to be one of their viral Clips they will play on repeat soon.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
3 years ago I started counting down to my planned retirement date - May 1, 2026. And now here we are... ... little did I know #Oracle had different plans, laying me off Nov 30, 2023. So, Happy #Retirement Day to me - finally it's 'official'.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
First Baltimore Oriole of the season! Always exciting! #birds #springinnewengland
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
F you Debra.
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You doesn't have to call me Jim @jptwitchell.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Fuck you, USA! Fuck you, Earth.
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