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@jptrostle.bsky.social
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 17h
100% Genuine American Voter — none of that Trump “Mystery Meat”
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The home and auto insurance industry has Americans trained not to make claims b/c it fucks up their premiums
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's true: π always works out to 3.14159265358979323846
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And all we got was a leg lamp...
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Screw the @baltimoresun.bsky.social — support THIS guy! www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/20...
dailycartoonist.com
A New Market For Cartoonists – The Borowitz Report
Andrew Borowitz’s very popular satire site The Borowitz Report reports on “The War on Cartoonists” these days, both editorial cartoonists… “Censorship has undermined the opinion pages of newspapers ac...
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Screw the @baltimoresun.bsky.social — support THIS guy! www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/20...
dailycartoonist.com
A New Market For Cartoonists – The Borowitz Report
Andrew Borowitz’s very popular satire site The Borowitz Report reports on “The War on Cartoonists” these days, both editorial cartoonists… “Censorship has undermined the opinion pages of newspapers ac...
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
WOW she used the “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?” card a lot. Like, alot.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When you're too gauche even for the Trumps
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Thanks goodness Don Jr. will be waiting for her when she gets b— why are you all laughing?
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hey @thebaltimorebanner.com, here's a chance to stick it to the Sun — hire a couple of REAL cartoonists! I know a few of Pulitzer Prize-winners in your immediate vicinity.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Everyone should start using Monopoly money to pay for their @baltimoresun.bsky.social subscription … wait, nm, no one subscribes to this sad rag anymore lol.
dailycartoonist.com
The Baltimore Sun Now Using Guest AI “Cartoonists”
The Baltimore Sun‘s Opinion Page is now almost exclusively printing AI generated cartoons. As seen they have a preferred style to prompt their computer to generate an image for their editorial page, u...
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Donald Trump is what would happen if a fart got syphilis.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Actually, the last 25 years. Everything after Bush v Gore. Every. Thing.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The mentality of a rapist
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"I moved on the Nobel like a bitch."
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Time moves at the speed of plot
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Man with Mustache Clapping Enthusiastically
ALT: Man with Mustache Clapping Enthusiastically
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is the answer "Jenny's Number"?
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We already donated ours to local npr stations @wunc.org & WNCU. "This donation is really from Donald Trump. We are taking his recent $90 bribe to voters and are giving it to stations we listen to to make up for the money he stole from public broadcasting. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
talkingpointsmemo.com
Some are Using Trump’s Healthcare Checks to Support Charities — and Dem Candidates
President Donald Trump has been sending checks to millions of Americans ahead...
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If Trump is acting this blind panicked in public, imagine how he is in private right now.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shouldn't this foreign fucker be limited to $1200 or whatever the cap is for personal political donations?
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Or, drop $50k in a fast food bag and Homan will forget all about it.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We are officially living in “Brazil” now. Terry Gilliam’s Brazil.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sadly, my cats have already stolen this seat
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"Treason Diesel" has a nice ring — you can really dance to it.
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Donald Trump Dancing at a Speech Event
ALT: Donald Trump Dancing at a Speech Event
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But if they'd shot the child, ICE would be blaming the father for negligence and deliberately putting her in a dangerous situation
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Notably, the bakery did not have him arrested.
nytimes.com
A Senator Facing Re-Election Settles a Bakery Bill, 6 Years Later (Gift Article)
Senator Roger Marshall, a Kansas Republican in a difficult race, paid an old campaign debt for cookies, muffins and brownies after a baker’s story went viral online.
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YOU WILL COMPLY WITH ALL FREE SPEECH LAWS AND NOT DISCUSS THEM WITH ANYONE.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YOU WILL COMPLY WITH ALL FREE SPEECH LAWS AND NOT DISCUSS THEM WITH ANYONE.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cookie Monster clearly a dem
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That must have been one hell of a cookie
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Markwhine Mewler
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Pat Bagley @bagleycartoons.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Musk is a menace to you and the health of the planet. He’s an unreconstructed Nazi with delusions of remaking society to match his juvenile fantasies
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe he should just line it with his drool blue ties
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That went without saying ;)
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Trump’s sweaty, desperate bribe arrived via direct deposit this morning — my wife immediately suggested donating it to @npr.org for their fall pledge drive.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey Iran, Phoenix would be a small price to pay...
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"AMERICA FIST"?? Kerning, assholes, KERNING!
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also, love how he caps "Violence, Murder and Mayhem" like they're the Three Stooges or Manny, Moe and Jack.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Once again, Trump is confusing immigrants with ICE. The only violence, murder and mayhem in Minnesota is being committed by #ICE.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Narrator: “Sadly, Trump’s interference in the Postal Service ensured the checks didn’t arrive until after the election.”
talkingpointsmemo.com
Trump Mails Americans Checks Ahead of Midterms, Seeking to Compensate for What His Party Did to Healthcare
President Donald Trump has in recent weeks unveiled multiple schemes to send...
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
....running low on ketchup... send more asap....running low on ketchup... send more asap
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am shocked —shocked!— that trump didn’t win the Nobel for ending the war between Wakanda and Atlantis. www.reuters.com/world/navane...
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And then we can start feeding christian— er, liberals —to the lions!
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have an uncle who was in Real Estate. He had high sales numbers — the highest — so I know Real Estate. It's genetic. That's just science. And I know more about Real Estate than anyone, even this guy, and can state unequivocally that Trump is in the Epstein Files.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Mr Bessent, your agonizer.” “No Mr Spock! I blamed Biden the way you said I should!” “Mr Bessent, your agonizer please.”
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've played poker at dozens of casinos in my life, from the fanciest palaces in Las Vegas to crappy riverboats in the Midwest, and I can say that the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City was -- by a fucking mile -- the dirtiest, dingiest, cruddiest casino I have ever experienced in my life.
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So much for no trannies and no weirdos
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Jape @jptrostle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Chaka, When the Walls FDLMAO
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